• The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse.
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The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse, tell us how you would adapt this item for use in Zombie Killing fun times. Mine is a simple standing fan, not dissimilar to: [img]http://www.diytools.co.uk/diy/Images/DB_Detail/_50164_144171.jpg[/img] Rig up a generator on my back, remove the fan blade's coating and attach razor blades/ knives to it, possibly find a way to soup up the fan's motor too. NOW YOU TRY!
A Nintendo DS Lite. How does this work as a weapon? :v:
An eraser. :saddowns: I'd uh... ERASE. Zombies.
Oh fuck it's an eraser.
[img]http://174.123.135.195/uploads05/79/K/N-214196560.jpg[/img] Fuck.
A 7-11 Slurpee.
A Small fraction of a wrapper??! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
[media]http://www.bossbahamas.com/dynamicdata/productImages/Stapler_STABOS-B44BG.jpg[/media] ... I guess I can staple em to a wall or something
A wall. Fuck.
A computer... Er...
PS3. Well I guess I could distract them with MGS4's cutscenes for a few hours.
[img]http://kellypettit.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/product_floam_pillow.jpg[/img]
'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.' I hope zombies can read. Also, apocolypse.
[img]http://www.hockeydogs.com/ProductImages/sticks/CCM%20V4.0%20Stick.jpg[/img] fuck canada
The closest object to me on my left is a goddamn radiator. Brilliant :colbert: I guess if I moved my laptop a little I could count that as my weapon..?
A steak knife. [IMG]http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.ginsuguys.com/UserFiles/Image/4pcBakeliteSteakKnifesJPEG(1).jpg&sa=X&ei=EUnfTP7pJ4H98Aay1rH8Dg&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNE4jnbFsY9vXTH275PTTJ5ezp1kOw[/IMG] Thank god I keep one of these in my desk at all times for just such occurances.
A MicroSD Adapter. I'm sure that'll really help.
[QUOTE=Archy;26044022][img_thumb]http://www.hockeydogs.com/ProductImages/sticks/CCM%20V4.0%20Stick.jpg[/img_thumb] fuck canada[/QUOTE] I had one of those sticks a few years ago. Solid and durable.
[img]http://regmedia.co.uk/2010/09/13/blackberry_curve_3g_3.jpg[/img] Well, I'm fucked
A can... AN ALUMINUM CAN?!?! But of course to my right is a powerdrill.
A plastic cup which held milk about an hour ago. Darn.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/Mlammers/Co2002.jpg[/IMG] shit
A coin... Great.
damn, my face...
I am holding a pencil in my left hand... Well it's better than nothing.
[QUOTE=Crazy Ivan;26044168]A steak knife. [img_thumb]http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.ginsuguys.com/UserFiles/Image/4pcBakeliteSteakKnifesJPEG(1).jpg&sa=X&ei=EUnfTP7pJ4H98Aay1rH8Dg&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNE4jnbFsY9vXTH275PTTJ5ezp1kOw[/img_thumb] Thank god I keep one of these in my desk at all times for just such occurances.[/QUOTE] do what you want cause a sociopath is free, you are a sociopath
A plastic red plate.
[img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2u5tagn.png[/img]
Kill zombies with my banana erryday
A penny; I'm doomed.
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