Man Dies In Detroit Freeway Crash While Allegedly Watching Porn Behind The Wheel, Was Pantsless
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[quote=CBS Detroit]
A new level of distracted driving was reached when a 58-year-old man, allegedly preoccupied by a pornographic movie on his phone, crashed and rolled his vehicle.
It happened at about 3:30 a.m. Sunday on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75 in Detroit, Michigan State Police told WWJ 950.[/quote]
[url=http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2016/01/26/msp-man-dies-on-i-75-while-masturbating-behind-the-wheel-pantsless/]Source[/url].
[img]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/Starmenclock/texting-while-driving_zps260hg2vi.jpg[/img]
Sounds like he might of had his hand on the wrong stick.
Talk about going out with a bang!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYjqm9HIGtQ[/media]
So are you gonna link the video?
i don't have anything for this....
He died doing what he loved. Himself.
[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;49640643]He died doing what he loved. Himself.[/QUOTE]
He died as he lived.
Coming to a stop.
[QUOTE=RikohZX;49640673]He died as he lived.
Coming to a stop.[/QUOTE]
He died as he was born, looking at a vagina.
That's one embarrassing way to go out.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;49639996]Talk about going out with a bang!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYjqm9HIGtQ[/media][/QUOTE]
Speaking of needing an underwear change!
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xsy3qhTO04[/media]
[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(1996_film)]You know, they kind of made a movie about this.[/url]
Wait, watching porn behind the wheel is actually a thing? Just two days ago I saw a video of moto-vlogger M13 posting a video of a taxi driver watching porn
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEeg7xTHlzw[/media]
I recall sometime last year there was a news article stating that a woman in the UK also had a collision whilst pleasuring herself :v:
Die hard
Holy shit, I've been using "I hope your family dies in a masturbation related car accident" for weeks now as my favorite joke insult but I didn't think I'd ever actually see it come true.
That's the way I wanna go.
Found his English counterpart:
Skip to 1:10
[video=youtube;fayEXg3xbuw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fayEXg3xbuw[/video]
Must have been a hard crash
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