Police capture infamous 'Haiku' killer in Japanese Mountains after manhunt - Polidicks

[url]http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/26/world/asia/japan-murder-hunt/index.html?sr=fb072613haikukillerjapan1130a[/url] [QUOTE]Tokyo (CNN) -- A 63-year-old man wanted in connection with the murder of five people in a remote Japanese hamlet has been captured after a manhunt involving more than 400 police. Three bodies were found on Sunday after two houses in Mitake, a tiny community in western Japan's Yamaguchi prefecture, were gutted by a "suspicious" fire, Yamaguchi police spokesman Katsumi Harada told CNN on Wednesday. The following morning, two more corpses were found a few hundred meters away in the same neighborhood in the victims' respective homes. An autopsy revealed that all five victims were killed by injuries to the head, prompting police to set up a task force to investigate a possible serial killer, Harada said. The wanted man -- who lived next to the burned out houses -- disappeared, prompting a huge manhunt. Police found the man in the mountains barely 1 km from the village. He was barefoot, wearing only his underwear when he was discovered, police spokesman Kazutaka Umemoto told CNN. [/QUOTE]

Your eyes deceive you, An illusion fools you all. I move for the kill.

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;41607076]Your eyes deceive you, An illusion fools you all. I move for the kill.[/QUOTE] It's funny that it took me almost half of the game to realize Zer0 is talking in Haikus.

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;41607083]It's funny that it took me almost half of the game to realize Zer0 is talking in Haikus.[/QUOTE] i got zer0 to max level without realizing it welp

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;41607076]Your eyes deceive you, An illusion fools you all. I move for the kill.[/QUOTE] You win.

[QUOTE=JgcxCub;41607076]Your eyes deceive you, An illusion fools you all. I move for the kill.[/QUOTE] Thread over, go home folks.

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;41607083]It's funny that it took me almost half of the game to realize Zer0 is talking in Haikus.[/QUOTE] Assassinated What a satisfying word With five syllables.

Haikus are cool But sometimes they dont make sense Potato

At least do it right It should go five-seven-five Like every haiku

[QUOTE=joshuadim;41608946]Haikus are cool But sometimes they dont make sense [B]Refrigerator[/B] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/book_error.png[/img] Bad Reading x 1 (list)[/QUOTE] Fix'd

[QUOTE=PassTheBong;41609024]Fix'd[/QUOTE] MOTHERFUCKAQPEJZ,CMV [editline]26th July 2013[/editline] Also holy shit we have not discussed the article at all how many actually read it

[QUOTE=iggy650;41609991]GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE. Haiku's are easy to make. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. My brain cells are melting from typing that. [editline]26th July 2013[/editline] Also holy shit we have not discussed the article at all how many actually read it[/QUOTE] Your first line is 7 syllables. You don't put the "to make" at the end.

are you guys this dumb haikus are fucking simple it's five seven five

It's kind of funny considering that haikus were more often written by disgraced retainers who were preparing to commit suicide.

Good news, everyone The suspect has been captured Poetic justice.

While this was a curious crime, I would say it's not worth a dime. A Haiku, while quaint, A Limerick it ain't, For why bother with poems that don't rhyme?

What shameful haikus. Ignorance of a fine art makes a master groan. Have you no respect? It's more than form and function: You need [B]SOUL[/B], you donks! It's too late now, though. Defaced the Mona Lisa, that is what you've done.

I don't know how to haiku. I will just type words. Is this correct?

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;41610741]I don't know how to haiku. I will just type words. Is this correct?[/QUOTE] no

cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats fucking haiku's suck.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;41610741]I don't know how to haiku. I will just type words. Is this correct?[/QUOTE] 5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables is how it should go so I'll rewrite your botched poem to something that fits form: I don't know haiku I mash my keys at random Is this how it works?

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Hiding my shame because I did it wrong.

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;41610939]Hiding my shame because I did it wrong.[/QUOTE] Seppukku you must Terrible crime committed Disembowelment

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;41607083]It's funny that it took me almost half of the game to realize Zer0 is talking in Haikus.[/QUOTE] what the fuck are you serious

The Haiku Killer, Cornered in Underpants, Family Disgrace.

[QUOTE=Primigenes;41611017] Ninja scum[/QUOTE] Hattori I am We survive in the shadow We are great Ninja EDIT Shogun 2 I will Senguko Jidai happens My Samurai Kill

[QUOTE=Taggart;41611039]The Haiku Killer, Cornered in Underpants, Family Disgrace.[/QUOTE] I digress with you, For if you are on the lam, Try finding a suit.

[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;41611121]I digress with you, For if you are on the lam, Try finding a suit.[/QUOTE] A man prepared, Always packs some spare clothing, Simply logical.

[QUOTE=NeuFeX;41610870]Not one post regarding the killings. [editline]27th July 2013[/editline] I have contributed to the ignorance.[/QUOTE] I still don't know why he's called the Haiku killer. That would be interesting to know..