**WARNING I AM A NEWCOMER MYSELF. DEFYING ALL OF THIS THREAD, THANKS FOR THE HATE GUYS IT HELPS**
If you are new here. You can read. If you are annoyed at newcomers, you can read. Hell If you love newcomers you can read. Anyway. Lately I have been seeing many newcomers on facepunch. Probably from christmas, lots of people got gmod. So I am not harsh at all on newcomers, but I noticed that many people were.
When I was a newcomer, I made a [B][U]VERY[/U][/B] crappy thread. You may remember it. A horrible fullbright cliff with repeating textures. It got locked obviously. And I got 100% hate. But now I understand. People dissing you/your stuff is very good. I think that if someone says "This map sucks. Fullbright and repeating fucking textures. Fuck you" it is very helpful. It is useful to know this when someone hates on you. At least they tell you why it is crappy. It is better than "This is shit." Isnt it?
I welcome newcomers, this thread is to try and stop people being harsh on newcomers, if they make a post like "hey i made an image (OVERSIZED IMAGE HERE)" Check their profile creation date. Im a very late 09'er. I thought facepunch was all gmod. I was wrong. This one account I made has made the world a better place for me. I thought I would just make a thread, check it once, then not care. No. Facepunch has made me think. Newcomers do the same thing I did most of the time. If they make a shitty thread, tell them what is wrong with it.
If I see a newcomer I tell them what to do on facepunch. Such as using correct literature. Facepunch is a great place. With a 'Nice' community (Mostly) and that one newcomer, send them a message saying "Welcome" and give them some pointers.
What do you think of newcomers? I think they are great. That one newcomer you diss could be the next.... Perfumely. Or someone who is a great poster. The first post is usually the worst, people learn from that though, leading to better threads. If you tell them to use good grammar and give them some pointers, you could make the new Perfumly. Yes, he is awesome :downs:
The first thread you made, what was it about? Was it good? Was it bad? Did people hate on you? Post it in the comments.
Thanks for reading my.... 3rd? (I think) Thread. Yes. It does not seem a lot, but I look at others and learn. I made my account last december. I have about 65 posts in 4 months. I could do better. But I got off to a slow start. It was like this. First I was I hate forums... Now I <3 facepunch. I post like 3 times every day. You probably have seen me in the photoshop section.
Again. The first thread you made, what was it about? Was it good? Was it bad? Did people hate on you? Post it in the comments.
Later Facepunch. I just noticed how long this thread was. Overnight I want to see some awesome posts!
Hah, Irony.
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TBH I don't care as long as they're not douches.
I don't give a shit about join date, I just hate idiots.
You are a newcomer yourself OP
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btw his shitthread that got locked
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=860676[/url]
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[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637052]
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If I see a newcomer I tell them what to do on facepunch. Such as [I][U]using correct literature.[/U][/I][/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;20637231]You are a newcomer yourself OP
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btw his shitthread that got locked
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=860676[/URL][/QUOTE]
I know I am a newcomer but I have learned to be a intelligent (was good) facepuncher. Thanks. I lolled at my old thread. It was the worst thing ever... Im disgusted at myself... lawl
[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637271]I know I am a newcomer but I have learned to be a good facepuncher. Thanks. I lolled at my old thread. It was the worst thing ever... Im disgusted at myself... lawl[/QUOTE]
You're not a good facepuncher unless you've been here for at LEAST a year.
Well, I don't mind anyone new, everyone is new at something at some point, and I'm not going to be a dick about it unless they are making introduction threads, using text wapanese faces, with anime avatars and ask people to be nice in their threads or they will report. That shit drives me crazy.
This is getting a lot of views. Sorry I did put O_o << that. I changed it. See? Advice comes quick eh?
[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637317]This is getting a lot of views O_o[/QUOTE]
"O_o" is not a sign of a good facepuncher.
Take it from someone who's been here long enough to know, there's no good guide or pointers for being a Facepunch user. All I can say is you learn from your mistakes, hence why there's temporary bans.
I've seen many newcomers more mature then old members and vice versa.
[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637317]This is getting a lot of views O_o[/QUOTE]
because is a ironic thread made by a newcomer for newcomers in a shitty and crappy way
[QUOTE=Stupideye;20637332]I've seen many newcomers more mature then old members and vice versa.[/QUOTE]
radioactive comes to mind...
Please. Back on topic people who are talking about me.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20637313]You're not a good facepuncher unless you've been here for at LEAST a year.[/QUOTE]
I've seen tons of horrible threads and posts and most of them are gold members. I think you're a good "Facepuncher" if you're not an idiot.
[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637370]Please. Back on topic people who are talking about me.[/QUOTE]
Oh right
You are a newcomer
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[QUOTE=Luleychan;20637375]I've seen tons of horrible threads and posts and most of them are gold members. I think you're a good "Facepuncher" if you're not an idiot.[/QUOTE]
ahahahahaha
OP is new, he thinks he knows everything.
Lets all suck him off and then wait for him to cum bliss.
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;20637334]because is a ironic thread made by a newcomer for newcomers in a shitty and crappy way[/QUOTE]
Very sorry. But If you didnt see my date of join, would you think I was new? Please. Back on topic?
The trick is to be a cynical asshole.
Activeellis. You need to use correct literature.
Ok. I put time and effort into a thread? What happens? Fucking dicks attack me......
[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637390]Very sorry. But If you didnt see my date of join, would you think I was new? Please. Back on topic?[/QUOTE]
Yes I would think you are new.
I can see your n00bface through my screen
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[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637409]Ok. I put time and effort into a thread? What happens? Fucking dicks attack me......[/QUOTE]
woah pal take it easy, don't be such a jerk.
[QUOTE=Unreliable;20637387]OP is new, he thinks he knows everything.
Lets all suck him off and then wait for him to cum bliss.[/QUOTE]
Incorrect. I am just trying to do something and I am getting spammed. Well. Maybe Im TOO Polite...
[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637466]Incorrect. I am just trying to do something and I am getting spammed. Well. Maybe Im TOO Polite...[/QUOTE]
what are you implying?
What you did: Tried to look like someone who knows his shit, but you can't take and carry on with the fact that you atre a NEWCOMER and you get pissy about it.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20637313]You're not a good facepuncher unless you've been here for at LEAST a year.[/QUOTE]
Five years.
Also there's a huge increase of kids lately, and they are really pissing up the place, like a load of tiny dicks with small un-dropped balls pissing in the sea of piss.
[QUOTE=Luleychan;20637375]I've seen tons of horrible threads and posts and most of them are gold members. I think you're a good "Facepuncher" if you're not an idiot.[/QUOTE]
Gold members are different. They're just rotted. Real FPers are the year old blues.
I will retract that statement in one year, though.
[QUOTE=Jackbud;20637505]Five years.
Also there's a huge increase of kids lately, and they are really pissing up the place, like a load of tiny dicks with small un-dropped balls pissing in the sea of piss.[/QUOTE]
:ironicat:<:: lol
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20637313]You're not a good facepuncher unless you've been here for at LEAST a year.[/QUOTE]
Kill me.
[QUOTE=Activeellis;20637409]Ok. I put time and effort into a thread? What happens? Fucking dicks attack me......[/QUOTE]
This is the internet.
Being polite doesn't get you anywhere on forums unless you run into that "special someone" like perfumly.
[QUOTE=Jackbud;20637505]Five years.
Also there's a huge increase of kids lately, and they are really pissing up the place, like a load of tiny dicks with small un-dropped balls pissing in the sea of piss.[/QUOTE]
I blame the Mods for too much leniency. I remember when a "Happend at School" thread got locked down almost instantly. Now, they go on and on. The mods seem to of gotten too laid back any more.
Watch me get banned for saying that. It'll just prove my point of their descent from usefulness.
Look at me. The newcomer who knows everything and is so full of himself and gets attacked by 8 monthers....
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