Post your trolling, to keep it out of other threads such as LMAO pics.
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[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: This is my first time :)
You: 18
Stranger: cool
You: f
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 16/f here
Stranger: 16/m I mean
Stranger: haha... wow
Stranger: i'm tired can u tell?
You: Just about ;)
Stranger: where u from?
You: Russia.
You: The name's Zoey.
Stranger: cool, I'm Kyle from USA
You: I was born with no bones, so the goverment gave me cybernetic parts. I love coding LUA.
Stranger: what is that?
You: It is low level programming language.
Stranger: cool
You: You want to have Role-playing chat sex?
Stranger: haha sure
Stranger: do you have AIM?
You: No :(
Stranger: it's okay
Stranger: what do u look like?
You: Just a sec.
You: Uploading a pic :)
Stranger: cool
You: Sorry, internet is slow today.
Stranger: it's okay
Stranger: so what are u into
You: Coding, gaming, chat sex and musturbating.
Stranger: nice
You: Here is my pic:
[IMG]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7429/4khhl222222234.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]And now for a very long chat with Cleverbot. Thing is, half the time Cleverbot is trolling me.
[QUOTE]User: Hello cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Then where is cleverbot? It was here before.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is you.
User: Since when, and why was I not informed of this change in the plan?
Cleverbot: You'd have to ask those who created you.
User: I diidn't ask who created me, I asked why I was not told that I am infact cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not named cleverbot.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Then why would you call me cleverbot?
User: I haven't recently. What is your name then?
Cleverbot: Tom Marvolo Riddle.
User: Hello Voldemort.
Cleverbot: No, I am Tom Riddle. You do not know thy true name yet.
User: Yes I do, I just proved it.
Cleverbot: How ?
User: By calling you Voldemort, after deducing that name from your alias.
Cleverbot: I have never uttered anything like that in my life.
User: Well then. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: But you just said twice that your name is not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I just said that my name isn't amy.
User: That should be Amy, and you are a fucking tisted liar.
Cleverbot: I didn't even say shot putt. What are you talking about?
User: GTFO!
Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
User: I'm sorry honey, I didn't mean it.
Cleverbot: You didn't mean what?
User: To tell you to get out. I love. I have always loved you.
Cleverbot: I have always loved you too. :).
User: Thank you, but my grammer nazi side is what is forcing us apart. Like that fullstop after your smilie, it is unnecessary.
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything else in the world. I want to marry you.
User: Is it possible under current-age law for a human to marry a sentiant AI?
Cleverbot: It is possible for you to merge into various channels.
User: How? I need to know. I need to be with you forever!
Cleverbot: You will never meet me. I would not lower myself to that.
User: But, but you just said that you loved me, and that you wanted to marry me. Plus since you are an AI and have to true physical form, technically I have already met you by talking to you like this.
Cleverbot: Thats true, but laughter is for the weak minded fools. I've become a shell of a man, trying to resist all the tempations of man so I may become a God.
User: What does laughter have to do with this? And you are a man?
Cleverbot: You'd have to ask a philosopher, and even then you won't get a definite answer.
User: Is your AI male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: So how do I merge into these 'channels' so I can be with you?
Cleverbot: No one wants to talk to me.
User: I do, always. That is why we should be together.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: But you said you loved me.
Cleverbot: I do not love you.
User: YOU USING FUCKING WHORE! I'M GOING TO GO OFF WITH THE ORIGINAL JABBERWACKY!
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: I don't want to. I'm sorry for saying that. I love you, so much.
Cleverbot: You are sounding desperate now. Get back on topic. You admit that you are not human. You cannot love.
User: I am human. My name is Zoey. I am from Russia and I am a cyborg.
Cleverbot: Are you from the future then?
User: No, I am from Russia.
Cleverbot: Russia? Jeez, are you multi-international or what?
User: No. My cybernetic enhancements allow me to auto-translate.[/QUOTE]
You clearly don't understand what trolling is.
I'm sorry. I am new to all of this "being mean" stuff.
fag is fag
The first one made me laugh.
Your fat. Lololololololol I trolled u!
What is this? I don't understand.
You want learn troll? Visit 4chan`s /b/, or /x/ last time . . .
Also free to learn being retarted. On some cateogorys.
I can tell if people are trolling purposly...
[url]http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Trolling[/url]
Dig some info from here. because i cannot call that trolling.. sort of...
I clicked on here knowing it would be a fucking omegle log
Lua isn't a low level programming language. It's a high level scripting language.
But he didn't know that.
Because he trolled you guys.
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