i fap usually once a night. i fap sometimes durring the day. they usually used to just walk right into my room. now they knock and wait for me to open the door. did they catch me? what changed?
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I think they finally got some manners.
[QUOTE=ilovehalo;18610712]i fap usually once a night. i fap sometimes durring the day. they usually used to just walk right into my room. now they knock and wait for me to open the door. did they catch me? what changed?[/QUOTE]
Ask them if they saw you fucking your hand next time you see them
Word of advise don't kill your mother just because she saw you strangling yourself while masturbating.
ask them god damn dont make a fucking thread about it
They probobly did. Nothing to be ashamed of, when you have kids it's gonna happen.
[QUOTE=ilovehalo;18610712]i fap usually once a night. i fap sometimes durring the day. they usually used to just walk right into my room. now they knock and wait for me to open the door. did they catch me? what changed?[/QUOTE]
They probably have a hidden video cam in your room and secretly like to watch you fap.
They probably don't come in any more because they like to watch you finish.
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/smug.gif[/img]
by the way it's called jacking off or masturbating not fapping
Probably... But was this really worth making a thread about it?
[QUOTE=Wayword;18610768]They probably have a hidden video cam in your room and secretly like to watch you fap.
They probably don't come in any more because they like to watch you finish.[/QUOTE]
this :smug:
[QUOTE=Big Blue;18610780]by the way it's called jacking off or masturbating not fapping[/QUOTE]
on FP it's called fapping
Interesting, I started doing the same thing as your parents after I caught mine having sex.
[QUOTE=Da Fat Cat v3;18610805]on FP it's called fapping[/QUOTE]
says the guy with a meme avatar
[QUOTE=Da Fat Cat v3;18610805]on FP it's called fapping[/QUOTE]
you would know
4chan avatar
oh god damn you big blue
[QUOTE=Big Blue;18610822]says the guy with a meme avatar[/QUOTE]
im an undercover agent
[QUOTE=Da Fat Cat v3;18610829]im an undercover agent[/QUOTE]
from 4chan
people that put a message in their account link...things are bad people
sorry ill just tell everyone on an internet forum all my personal information because thats whats important in life
Yes, they caught you. Your life is over.
My dad is cool, I've never been caught, but because he knows that basically every guy faps, he knocks before entering.
[QUOTE=Big Blue;18610822]says the guy with a meme avatar[/QUOTE]
what does that have to do with anything
4chan =/= FP
[QUOTE=Big Blue;18610740]ask them god damn dont make a fucking thread about it[/QUOTE]
OP: Hey mom, did you see me masturbating?
Mom: What the fuck? No! What the Fuck!
OP: Goddammit
OP: hey mom facepunch said you caught me masturbating did you
mom: get a fucking life
[QUOTE=Big Blue;18610822]says the guy with a meme avatar[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Big Blue;18611101]4chan =/= FP[/QUOTE]
Says the Idiot From Oify
i could say "says the idiot regular from general discussion" but im not about to sink to your level
You should wait until you answer the door, then start fapping.
Woah guys calm down chill out
[QUOTE=Amez;18610737]Word of advise don't kill your mother just because she saw you strangling yourself while masturbating.[/QUOTE]
Cause if you kill her, she goes cold.
[QUOTE=Amez;18610737]Word of advise don't kill your mother just because she saw you strangling yourself while masturbating.[/QUOTE]
just rape her instead
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