• US Census worker found lynched w/word "FED" written on his chest
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[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/25/bill-sparkman-found-naked_n_300659.html[/url] [quote]BIG CREEK, Ky. — A part-time census worker found hanging in a rural Kentucky cemetery was naked, gagged and had his hands and feet bound with duct tape, said an Ohio man who discovered the body two weeks ago. The word "fed" was written in felt-tip pen on 51-year-old Bill Sparkman's chest, but authorities have released very few other details in the case, such as whether they think it was an accident, suicide or homicide. Jerry Weaver of Fairfield, Ohio, told The Associated Press on Friday that he was certain from the gruesome scene that someone killed Sparkman. "He was murdered," Weaver said. "There's no doubt." Weaver said he was in the rural Kentucky county for a family reunion and was visiting some family graves at the cemetery on Sept. 12 along with his wife and daughter when they saw the body. "The only thing he had on was a pair of socks," Weaver said. "And they had duct-taped his hands, his wrists. He had duct tape over his eyes, and they gagged him with a red rag or something." Two people briefed on the investigation said various details of Weaver's account matched the details of the crime scene, though both people said they were not informed who found the body. The two spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case. "And they even had duct tape around his neck," Weaver said. "And they had like his identification tag on his neck. They had it duct-taped to the side of his neck, on the right side, almost on his right shoulder." Authorities have refused to say if Sparkman was at work going to door-to-door for census surveys before he died. Both of the people briefed on the investigation confirmed Sparkman's Census Bureau ID was found taped to his head and shoulder area. Weaver said he couldn't tell if the tag was a Census ID because he didn't get close enough to read it. He could see writing on Sparkman's chest, and could read that it said "fed." Authorities said Thursday that a preliminary cause of death was asphyxiation, pending a full medical examination. Even the details behind that were murky. According to a Kentucky State Police statement, the body was hanging from a tree with a rope around the neck, yet it was in contact with the ground. Weaver, who works for a family topsoil business in Fairfield, said the body was about 50 yards from a 2003 Chevrolet S-10 pickup truck. He said Sparkman's clothes were in the bed of the truck. "His tailgate was down," Weaver said. "I thought he could have been killed somewhere else and brought there and hanged up for display, or they actually could have killed him right there. It was a bad, bad scene. "It took me three or four good nights to sleep. My 20-year-old daughter ended up sleeping in the floor in our bedroom." he said. Clay County Sheriff Kevin Johnson declined to comment on the investigation because the department is only playing a supporting role but said patrols have increased in the Daniel Boone National Forest since the body was found. The Census Bureau has suspended door-to-door interviews in the rural county pending the investigation. State Trooper Don Trosper said it was clear this wasn't a natural death but said all other possibilities were being considered. "This case has many facets," he said. "To investigate cases, you have to rule out different scenarios. We are not able to rule out many scenarios at this time, and that's what makes this a difficult case." Although anti-government sentiment was one possibility in the death, some in law enforcement also cited the prevalence of drug activity in the area – including meth labs and marijuana fields – although they had no reason to believe there was a link to Sparkman's death. "Now they're taking their meth lab operations into the rural, secluded areas," the sheriff said. "We've had complaints in the area, but not that particular location."[/quote] I bet it was the lolbertarians
"Oh no he helps collect general information about the public part-time, fucking kill him" wow
They see me countin', they hatin'...
[quote]...found hanging in a rural [b]Kentucky[/b] cemetery...[/quote] No wonder.
I guess we haven't had a good ol' fashion lynching in a while.
That's fucked up. Fucking rednecks.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;17550542]No wonder.[/QUOTE] I see what you did ther...
[quote]but authorities have released very few other details in the case, such as whether they think it was an [B]accident, suicide or homicide.[/B][/quote] Oh I don't fucking know "woops I hanged myself naked after writing FED in felt pen on my chest whilst my arms and legs were duct taped"
[QUOTE=evilking1;17550536]They see me countin', they hatin'...[/QUOTE] I know in my heart they think I'm Working Consensus! Think I'm just working Consensus Think I'm just working Consensus Can't you see I'm working Consensus? Look at me I'm working Consensus [editline]Fish[/editline] [QUOTE=BaconDioxide;17550563]Oh I don't fucking know[/QUOTE] Yeah I was about to respond about that as well. He accidentally stripped, bound, gagged, and wrote "FED" on himself before accidentally lynching himself. It happens all the time 'round these parts. :clint:
[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;17550563]Oh I don't fucking know "woops I hanged myself naked after writing FED in felt pen on my chest whilst my arms and legs were duct taped"[/QUOTE] Yep. Definitely an accident. BDSM gone wrong.
I don't suppose any of you are interested in my plan to separate the South from the rest of the U.S. now. Anyone?:buddy:
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;17550590]I don't suppose any of you are interested in my plan to separate the South from the rest of the U.S. now. Anyone?:buddy:[/QUOTE] Depends. Can we kick California out, too?
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;17550590]I don't suppose any of you are interested in my plan to separate the South from the rest of the U.S. now. Anyone?:buddy:[/QUOTE] Would that include the Southwest? I kinda' like Nevada and Arizona.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;17550598]Depends. Can we kick California out, too?[/QUOTE] No, too much agriculture and whatnot. [editline]08:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Billiam;17550612]Would that include the Southwest? I kinda' like Nevada and Arizona.[/QUOTE] They stay, too much mineral wealth to kick them out.
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;17550616]No, too much agriculture and whatnot. [editline]08:47AM[/editline] They stay, too much mineral wealth to kick them out.[/QUOTE] Count me out then.
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;17550590]I don't suppose any of you are interested in my plan to separate the South from the rest of the U.S. now. Anyone?:buddy:[/QUOTE] Can we keep cali and florida though?
Central Florida is like New York-lite. We can give the southern part to Cuba and the northern part to Georgia, though.
Cali isn't the south doggie
this is terrorism
Fox is spending their time explaining this as a suicide.
[QUOTE=Omali;17550719]Fox is spending their time explaining this as a suicide.[/QUOTE] yep, most definitely a suicide, has nothing to do with us, Fox News, spreading misinformation and building up partisan rage until [b]PEOPLE LITERALLY START GETTING LYNCHED FOR WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT[/b] jesus christ america
[QUOTE=dryer-lint;17550590]I don't suppose any of you are interested in my plan to separate the South from the rest of the U.S. now. Anyone?:buddy:[/QUOTE] New England can feel free to drift across the Atlantic and attach to Britain, we don't want any of those other barbaric states though.
[QUOTE=venn177;17550668]Central Florida is like New York-lite. We can give the southern part to Cuba and the northern part to Georgia, though.[/QUOTE] I just want disneyworld.
I bet the Goverment did it.
[QUOTE=James*;17550808]New England can feel free to drift across the Atlantic and attach to Britain, we don't want any of those other barbaric states though.[/QUOTE] wait what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Actually I wouldn't mind visiting England.
[QUOTE=James*;17550808]New England can feel free to drift across the Atlantic and attach to Britain, we don't want any of those other barbaric states though.[/QUOTE] Can we keep our guns?
Is "FED" meant to mean something?
Damn it, damn it, damn it, DAMN it. This just proves my point that people on the internet (or at least 4Chan and here) care about cats more than humans.
[QUOTE=smurfy;17550900]Is "FED" meant to mean something?[/QUOTE] It could mean Federal, meaning a person who works for the government.
[QUOTE=Billiam;17550884]Can we keep our guns?[/QUOTE] Hmm I'll consider it Does New England have as many guns as everywhere else in the US
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