Those fuckers who made "Epic Movie" and "Disaster Movie" are at it AGAIN
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Yes, that's right, Seltzer and Friedberg are making yet ANOTHER fucking spoof movie, called [I]Vampires Suck[/I] watch the trailer if you dare, and keep a pillow on stand-by so you can bite it with rage.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2_UL69ehxo[/media]
As much as I dislike Twilight, I [I]know[/I], I fucking [I]know[/I] this movie will be far worse than any Twilight movie
I actually found it pretty funny. It was a step up from ___ Movie, but by no means redeems them.
Oh god. Well at least it isn't making fun of anything good.
I'm sorry, but if Twilight was more like this, I would enjoy it a lot more.
It's not that I like these Epic movie things. It's just, it's taking the piss out of Twilight and it does it well. Good for them.
They can't take the piss out of anything well. That's the problem. The insipid vampire fanfiction Twilight is, it's good at being it. These people make terrible comedies.
Here's hoping the twitards make it flop so they can stop doing it.
It doesn't look [I]that[/I] bad. Then again, after seeing Meet the Spartans, a statement like that is inevitable. Really it'll be such an achievement to actually make a movie more insulting, degrading, and unfunny than Meet the Spartans.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;23188168]It doesn't look [I]that[/I] bad. Then again, after seeing Meet the Spartans, a statement like that is inevitable. Really it'll be such an achievement to actually make a movie more insulting, degrading, and unfunny than Meet the Spartans.[/QUOTE]
I suggest you watch Disaster Movie for that.
Actually, on second thought, don't
Someone actually vandalized the wiki page in a FUNNY way
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Vampires_Suck&oldid=371861678[/url]
Fast zombie scream at 29 seconds?
[QUOTE=jason278;23188630]Fast zombie scream at 29 seconds?[/QUOTE]
It's a really common sound effect called the "Howie scream"
Trailer looked funny actually. The problem is that this type of comedy is fantastic in small doses, but to have it for a full length movie, it gets stale fast.
Needs less Howie Scream, Also NOT AGAIN! :barf:
The raining men part made me lol.
[QUOTE=Comrade General;23188571]Someone actually vandalized the wiki page in a FUNNY way
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Vampires_Suck&oldid=371861678[/url][/QUOTE]
(For those who'll miss it)
[IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/npl5oz.jpg[/IMG]
This movie is going to fail worse than the Last Airbender.
What next? Video Game Movie? Animated Movie? Things like this are why I have no faith in the movie industry anymore.
Could this be more worse than Lesbian Vampire Killers? Who knows, :iiam:
christ it was fine up until Alice, why can't they just parody one thing at a time?
Holy crap, this was actually kind of funny.
How can anyone say it doesn't look that bad? It looks easily just as horrible as all the others. It has the exact same "jokes".
This is one of those movies where you have to either be
1. 12 years old
2. Drunk
3. Awake for the last 53 hours
to enjoy.
Still better than Twilight.
i didn't laugh at all.
[QUOTE=slinkman;23189726]This is one of those movies where you have to either be
1. 12 years old
2. Drunk
[b]3. Awake for the last 53 hours[/b]
to enjoy.[/QUOTE]
Then I'd better get some sleep
It doesn't looks as bad as the others...
[QUOTE=dass;23190657]It doesn't looks as bad as the others...[/QUOTE]
I agree, I wanna see what else they do with Twilight
This actually looks pretty funny.
This movie looks terrible and anyone who says it looks funny is so blinded by their own stupidity and hatred of twilight (which I agree sucks dick) to see that this looks just a shitty as every other movie these guys have made.
I will be seeing this regardless if it is shit or not. Trailer gave me a few laughs.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;23191405]This actually looks pretty funny.[/QUOTE]
not as much funny as much as just fun.
I hate Twilight and always will and the "T-shirt Contract" joke hit it on the head.
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