• Shoplifting Suspect Arrested During Shop With A Cop
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[release] [IMG]http://media2.myfoxdc.com//photo/2011/12/06/Clark-Timothy-Randall_20111206150531_320_240.JPG[/IMG] Timothy Randall Clark, Shoplifting Suspect Arrested During Shop With A Cop WALDORF, Md. - If you are going to shoplift, make sure there are not 50 cops in the store. That’s what police say happened during their “Shop With A Cop” community program on Saturday. Loss prevention officers at the Wal-Mart on Acton Lane saw a man in a back room cutting open packages of video games and game accessories and stuffing them inside his clothes. As the suspect walked towards the door, Charles County officers in the store were alerted and grabbed the suspect in the parking lot. Timothy Randall Clark, 22, of Waldorf, was found to be in possession of 26 Play Station and Xbox games, two controllers, and several other video game accessories which were concealed inside his pants and sweatshirt. The total value of the items recovered was $635.04. Clark was arrested and charged with theft. [/release] Read more: [URL]http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/shoplifting-suspect-arrested-during-shop-with-a-cop-120611#ixzz1fsLPpdPc[/URL] What great timing [URL="http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/shoplifting-suspect-arrested-during-shop-with-a-cop-120611#"][/URL]
Oh wow this is less than an hours drive from where I live. Also, my state proves once again that it is full of dumbasses.
Good job. Get sent to jail for stealing video games you could easily just rent.
No one will notice 26 games and a bunch of accessories under your clothes.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;33614332]No one will notice 26 games and a bunch of accessories under your clothes.[/QUOTE] He must have had REALLY baggy clothes.
"The reason that bad things happen to you, is because you're a dumbass." -Red, That 70's Show
"They won't expect it!" - such a brilliant plan that it failed
Waldorf...Ah, that sounds about right.
[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;33614735]"They won't expect it!" - such a brilliant plan that it failed[/QUOTE] I think it would had worked if its only 1 game. No one would suspect someone stealing in a in a shop full of cops.
Are you just happy to see me, or do you have 26 Play Station and Xbox games, two controllers, and several other video game accessories in your pants?
[QUOTE=Contag;33614954]Are you just happy to see me, or do you have 26 Play Station and Xbox games, two controllers, and several other video game accessories in your pants?[/QUOTE] just happy sir /right man-breast vibrates in the shape of a controller very happy
Does this still count as natural selection?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;33615033]Does this still count as natural selection?[/QUOTE] no seeing that he isn't dead.
Same happend here. Police where having a Terrorist attack exercise at Rotterdam Central Station. 150 Cops there and some guy tried to steal a sandwich. He was cought 2 meters outside the shop.
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;33614332]No one will notice 26 games and a bunch of accessories under your clothes.[/QUOTE] 26 discs doesn't take up a lot of space and i'm betting these "accessories" are things like charger cords, rechargeable batteries and other small things
Didn't bring his brains along that day did he?
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