• Living Alone
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I've been living alone for the past two years, but my mum came for a little visit. She left two hours ago. The minute she was out the door, my jeans came off and so did my shirt; I have been walking around in my socks, boxers and vest since she left. How I've missed this freedom. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Get a Blog" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
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Kill yourself
you're living the life
Get a girlfriend
*COUGH* Looser. The second your mom leaves you take off your pants and eat cheetos off your gut?
How can a vest be so comfortable it stays on with socks and boxers?
[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;36349064]Get a girlfriend[/QUOTE] I have one, and she's coming over later. She hasn't been able to sleep round seeing as it's kinda awkward with my mum having been here. Thought I'd share this with you all seeing as you most likely know the feeling of freedom that comes with walking around in boxers. Anyways, what does getting a girlfriend have to do with anything? [editline]16th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=sarge997;36349072]*COUGH* Looser. The second your mom leaves you take off your pants and eat cheetos off your gut?[/QUOTE] Nice stereotype man. Actually no, jeans came off and I got to cooking a Thai Green Curry if you really wanted to know. It's also spelled loser. Good job man! [editline]16th June 2012[/editline] You all have to lighten up a bit, I figured this was Fast Threads and I thought I'd make a few of you chuckle. My bad, didn't realize most of you were so uptight.
There was no purpose to this thread.
[QUOTE=Alexander.;36349433]There was no purpose to this thread.[/QUOTE] Hence the reason I posted it in Fast Threads, rather than Sensationalist Headlines (though it would have been somewhat relevant in that section) or General Discussion.
I'm sorry, what?
At first I read it as that as soon as your mom came IN the door, your jeans came off and thought it was one of those weird incest stories.
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;36351049]At first I read it as that as soon as your mom came IN the door, your jeans came off and thought it was one of those weird incest stories.[/QUOTE] wierd incest is redundant
[QUOTE=loopoo;36349454]Hence the reason I posted it in Fast Threads, rather than Sensationalist Headlines (though it would have been somewhat relevant in that section) or General Discussion.[/QUOTE] what do you expect from a bunch of nerds that will jump at the first chance to call someone else a loser
Good to do once in a while not good if its everyday
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