• Valentine's present for a guy?
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A scarf.
A blowjob.
A chocolate blowjob.
Some lube.
Actually, a scarf would be good.
I have never seen a male wear a scarf. Mind you I live in Australia and it's not usually that cold.
Ok, so now speaking seriously. Get him something he would enjoy as a hobby, like model building or something. Or power tools, those are pretty neat. You could get him a Season Pass off of iTunes for his favorite shows or sports games.
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Some cool gadget.
[QUOTE=andersonmat;20170863]A blowjob.[/QUOTE] If she doesn't want to give him chocolate because it won't last long enough, what makes you think the boyfriend's dick will last longer?
Get yourself a boob job :q:
[QUOTE=Linkage;20170899]I have never seen a male wear a scarf. Mind you I live in Australia and it's not usually that cold.[/QUOTE] In the winter i see a handful of guys wear scarfs
[QUOTE=Identity;20170881]A chocolate blowjob.[/QUOTE] I don't think she's dating Coach.
[QUOTE=orbitrek;20170958]Get yourself a boob job :q:[/QUOTE] Girls with boob jobs are fucking disgusting
We are speaking seriously. A fucking blowjob.
[QUOTE=Zak1392;20170987]Girls with boob jobs are fucking disgusting[/QUOTE] :saddowns: Sorry dad, I tried my best..
[QUOTE=orbitrek;20171016]:saddowns: Sorry dad, I tried my best..[/QUOTE] It's ok, son.
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;20170949]If she doesn't want to give him chocolate because it won't last long enough, what makes you think the boyfriend's dick will last longer?[/QUOTE] the memory will last longer if she does it good.
[QUOTE=Bautista;20171023]the memory will last longer if she does it good.[/QUOTE] You mean the taste in her mouth right..? :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=Bautista;20171023]the memory will last longer if she does it good.[/QUOTE] Actually, now that i think about it, OP never said he/she is a she
[QUOTE=Linkage;20170899]I have never seen a male wear a scarf. Mind you I live in Australia and it's not usually that cold.[/QUOTE] Disagree ratings? So you're saying I have seen a male wear a scarf and it is usually always cold, yet I don't live in Australia. I can't see what there is to disagree with.
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;20171033]Actually, now that i think about it, OP never said he/she is a she[/QUOTE] That's true... *rates the OP Optimistic aka gaybow*
[QUOTE=andersonmat;20170863]A blowjob.[/QUOTE] I now <3 Facepunch.
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;20170949]If she doesn't want to give him chocolate because it won't last long enough, what makes you think the boyfriend's dick will last longer?[/QUOTE] Atleast it won't melt in the mouth. I would suggest some steam game/games. But check what he has first. A scarf is kind of... Well I wouldn't be too happy about it unless you made it yourself.
You need to find out what he likes, I'm a girl and I've gave my boyfriend a portable DVD player. So yeah.. [editline]12:27PM[/editline] If you want something cheap, go and buy him some beer :D. Or uhm... the scarf idea.
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;20171033]Actually, now that i think about it, OP never said he/she is a she[/QUOTE] Stop thinking about it.
A girl (maybe you) in a present wrap :smug:
You, naked, in a present box. I'm sure he'll like it.
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