Chinese Man Has Eaten 1,500 Light Bulbs Over 42 Years
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[url]http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/30/chinese-man-has-eaten-1-500-light-bulbs-over-42-years/[/url]
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A Chinese man says for the past 40 years he's [URL="http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90782/6966626.html"]snacked on broken glass from lightbulbs[/URL], adding that he finds them "crispy and delicious."
54-year-old Wang Xianjun, from the Sichuan province of China, claims he started eating light bulbs when he was 12 years old, and that he must have now eaten about 1,500 lightbulbs in total.
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Xianjun says it all started when he accidentally swallowed a large fish bone as a child. His parents were worried what the bone might do to his insides, but he didn't feel any discomfort at all.
This experience led him, out of curiosity, to try swallowing a small chunk of broken glass. (Well, why not? Oher than possibly killing yourself.) Again, he felt no adverse effects.
"I accidentally swallowed a piece of thick fish bone, but nothing happened," he said. "With curiosity, I tried several pieces of broken glasses secretly and nothing happened also."
And that was it; he was hooked. Xianjun slowly started building up the amount of glass he ate until he could sit down and devour an entire lightbulb, though he never eats more than one a day. He's crazy, not greedy.
Asked when he eats the glass lightbulbs, Xianjun says he often (but not every day) has one with a glass of water for breakfast. Well obviously ... eating lightbulbs after midday is a terrible social faux pas.[/quote]
:wtc:
Shocking.
No no! Chinese doesn't eat light bulbs, they eat babies.
Edit:
He must have a rock hard anus.
He will die a painful death.
Lighbulb and water, nutritional breakfast
Electrifying.
i guess u could say
[i] that's not very [/i] bright [i] of him [/i] :xd:!
What the fuck.
He must shit pure pain.
Does he light up when he has a bright idea? :v:
On the other hand, how does he not suffer from a shredded intestinal tract and esophagus?
These puns need more power.
How [I]enligthening.[/I]
watt was he thinking???
How the fuck is he not dead from a perfurated Esophagus/Stomach/Intestine?
He poops out glass.
Ohm my, joule get your insides cut doing that.
Gauss watt? I'm glad he doesn't amplify his intake, otherwise he'll give the other villagers bright ideas.
Ohm my God, watt was he thinking?
I bet his insides are feeling a bit hacked off about this.
[quote]"crispy and delicious." [/quote]
Truly enlightening, what a bright idea!
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;21736723]Ohm my God, watt was he thinking?[/QUOTE]
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Might try this.
Not the best idea.
jesus christ, those 'shocking' and 'watt was he thinking' puns are really overused and not funny anymore.
Gives a new meaning to "light at the end of the tunnel."
Attention whore is doing it wrong.
A case of Pica perhaps?
[QUOTE=BrQ;21738081]jesus christ, those 'shocking' and 'watt was he thinking' puns are really overused and not funny anymore.[/QUOTE]
Watt are you talking about, these are some bright puns.
He might get long-term health defects unless he [I]volts[/I] himself out of this habit.
The light bulb goes above your head, not inside.
I wonder what'll happen if he gets electrocuted.
Would he lighten up like a Christmas tree?
we need him to shed some light as to how his ass hasnt fallen out from the glass.
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