• My plan on (possibly) saving John's life
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Hey, Facepunch, [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=776239]do you remember John[/url] (the guy who constantly tried to call/voicemail "me"/his boss)? Well, he's back again! ...well, not really considering he's still trying to get into contact with his boss, even during my vacation to California IN THE SUMMER. For those who want a backstory on what the hell I'm talking about: Well, to make it brief, ever since June of this year, the same-area (Washington State) construction worker named John has been trying to call his boss (Kevin, who apparently has had the same number as me for the last 3 years) in desperate need for his paycheck before he gets evicted. Now, before you go spouting out that he's got the wrong number, explain this without mentioning trolls or number masking (or whatever the hell you call it): during the start of this whole situation, I've been getting mysterious texts from the number "1000000000" with the body (in the text messages) containing John's full phone number. And if it matters, then my phone doesn't have the ability to send/receive to and from email. Aaand now onto my plan on saving John's life (not his job, because apparently he got fired, since that's what he told me the second and latest time we've conversed). The plan is to convince his boss Kevin that I was the one getting John's calls and everything since June or so by trying to get John to have Kevin speak to me on the phone. Thoughts? Oh, and, I would showcase some more voice messages (more importantly this real spooky one in which I can't put in words at the moment) but, however, they're long gone from my archives now.
stay out of people's business, bro
damn that sounds complicated and min yo buziness
Holy shit I live near him apparently.
Well, you should at least try. This is a guys life you have in your hands. In all seriousness, you have so much power over John right now; you could break him for life :devil: or bring him back to acceptable social standards. :keke: [highlight]What will you choose?[/highlight]
Go find Kevin and take John's job.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;17940377]Go find Kevin and take John's job.[/QUOTE] But if John is chasing up late payments that may be legit then you wouldn't want to work for Kevin.
Uhh, my name is John. I go by all the parameters of this guy (except for location and job). Uhh, is someone leaking my info? Anyways, tell him (or me) to just back off, your not his boss, and he just called you by mistake.
I'd go find his boss, even though you'd think after the 4th voicemail he'd find out that the number isn't going to work.
Post the creepy audio
Help him!
Tell /b/ :v:
Why can't you just call John and tell him whats been going on.
good luck mate :)
[QUOTE=Doriol;17940254]stay out of people's business, bro[/QUOTE] will you shut the fuck up
[QUOTE=Duxfever;17940236] "1000000000" with the body (in the text messages) containing John's full phone number. .[/QUOTE] That's your phone generating the message ,or a message from your provider It does it on mine when someone leaves a voicemail, since it isn't set up to receive them.
Help John, do the right thing.
[QUOTE=TEH_TPMASTER;17940339]Well, you should at least try. This is a guys life you have in your hands. In all seriousness, you have so much power over John right now; you could break him for life :devil: or bring him back to acceptable social standards. :keke: [highlight]What will you choose?[/highlight][/QUOTE] I choose pikachu.
Call him and tell him you're gonna have him arrested if he calls again, that oughta show if he's a troll or not.
Show up at his house with a chainsaw and a hockeymask.
[QUOTE=Goldenspoon;17942834]Show up at his house with a chainsaw and a hockeymask.[/QUOTE] That's not nice........ DO IT NOW
[QUOTE=FPChris;17942742]Call him and tell him you're gonna have him arrested if he calls again, that oughta show if he's a troll or not.[/QUOTE] no that'd be dumb.
[QUOTE=Doriol;17940254]stay out of people's business, bro[/QUOTE] It is YOUR business when you are the only one who knows someone is on the verge of losing his life and only you can do something about it.
[QUOTE=Doriol;17940254]stay out of people's business, bro[/QUOTE] 4000 posts of pure shit in one year.
no john you are the deamons
It's someone who got a hole of your number and is prank calling you.
It could possibly be some elaborate scam. I'd be careful if I were you.
Maybe John works for Cheyenne Entertainment and just wants to get paid for the work he did on Stargate Worlds.
This all sounds really soap opera-ey
We can't make the choice, young sparrow, it's up to you! His fate... Is in your hands... [img_thumb]http://files.xboxic.com/xbox-360/fable-2/fable2trailer.jpg[/img_thumb]
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