I feel like absolute shit, I can't breathe at all through my nose now, and all the conventional cold and flu meds are useless. What do i do? And no i'm not going to a doctor because it's 10 pm here and doctors can't do shit for blocked noses. Is there anything I can do that will actually help, or am i just gonna have to wait it out? I have a ton of exams coming up, and the way i'm feeling right now means it's gonna be a lot harder to study.
Blow it?
Remove your nose.
Use a vicks stick.
Tilt head to the side and pour boiling water down one ear.
Post results.
There is some stuff that you spray up your nose and it reduces the swelling, that works really well.
Steam. take a shower, drink hot tea with honey, etc.
[QUOTE=Tiowa;22179086]Blow it?[/QUOTE]
Not that easy to stop. Someone or something built a massive dam in my nose and it ISN'T BUDGING.
[QUOTE=VagabondSleuth;22179104]Use a vicks stick.[/QUOTE]
What's this?
Also to anyone who suggests nasal spray, I've tried those things a billion times and they never work, and not only that, but it's hard as hell to try and cure a nose that can't sniff by attempting to sniff the shit up your nose which is blocked (pretty ironic and stupid imo)
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;22179140]Not that easy to stop. Someone or something built a massive dam in my nose and it ISN'T BUDGING.
What's this?
Also to anyone who suggests nasal spray, I've tried those things a billion times and they never work, and not only that, but it's hard as hell to try and cure a nose that can't sniff by attempting to sniff the shit up your nose which is blocked (pretty ironic and stupid imo)[/QUOTE]
Vicks stick is when you use hot sauce on say, a spoon or something, and boil it, this causes a steam cloud that clears your nose.
[QUOTE=OP]How do I get rid of a blocked nose? [/QUOTE]
You cut it off.
[QUOTE=Sickle;22179163]Vicks stick is when you use hot sauce on say, a spoon or something, and boil it, this causes a steam cloud that clears your nose.[/QUOTE]
Almost fell for that.
Seriously though jokes aside guys this thing is fucking annoying, and no im not going to cut my nose off or shove hot sauce up my nose or shit like that.
Listen to meee, the best way is hot tea with honeyyyyy
Steam works.
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;22179199]Almost fell for that.
Seriously though jokes aside guys this thing is fucking annoying, and no im not going to cut my nose off or shove hot sauce up my nose or shit like that.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.vicks.com/country-selector]It's not hot sauce, but it works the same way[/url]
Snort water, then blow. Works for me when I have an extremely blocked nose.
Just eat this or something similar.
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Orange juice helps for me.
yell at it and maybe it will go away
[QUOTE=Splurgy;22179217][url=http://www.vicks.com/country-selector]It's not hot sauce, but it works the same way[/url][/QUOTE]
Well that sounds good but it's 10pm here so I can't really go out and get it right now and I have school tomorrow, I can't sleep like this.
Mix water with salt and snort it, then blow it out
Just sit upright if you aren't already.
If you are, try lying down.
You could warm up water (doesn't need to be ; can be cold too) & put salt in it, then you need to pour it into one hole of the nose while tilting the head so it can flow inside. Repeat on other side. Works like a charm, nose might feel a little weird after that though.
ring up your ISP and ask them to unblock it
[QUOTE=turb_;22179342]Just sit upright if you aren't already.
If you are, try lying down.[/QUOTE]
i think laying down makes it worse... at least for me anyway
What you need, is a neti pot!
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Basically, it's a teapot that you put a salt solution in, and stick up your nose. It washes out everything in your sinuses, and brings it all out the other nostril. I got one shipped over from America a week ago, and it's great for unblocking my nose.
stick your figer up your nose
I thought it was common knowledge that orgasming clears your nose?
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The doctor is prescribing more porn.
I feel your pain dude, For some reason I've had a blocked nose for the past 8 months. Its more 90% blocked but all the same i can barely smell.
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