• Insults that don't work on you.
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Title. My mother is, to me, very fat. I myself inherited my physical body from my dad who is a thin man. This gives people the thoughts of my mom being slim too. So whenever they go "Well, your MOM didn't say that last night..." I just shove a picture of her up their face (I have a picture on my cellphone. You know, when someone calls a picture of them shows up) and say "Oh, so you fucked an obese whale?" Yes, I am a truly evil man. This never stops being funny.
You are an evil, evil man.
you bring along a picture of your mom to counter the insults? that's sad.
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You make fun of your own mom? Evil;Mean.
"fuck you"
Fast threads need to stop leaking into GD!
Being called reatrded
[QUOTE=Touhou;19156973]you bring along a picture of your mom to counter the insults? that's sad.[/QUOTE] I have a picture on my cellphone. You know, when someone calls a picture of them shows up.
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[QUOTE=Touhou;19156973]you bring along a picture of your mom to counter the insults? that's sad.[/QUOTE] He's got a good method to his madness. The more he proves the dumbasses with the awful insults wrong, the less likely they are to come up with their bullshit.
Indeed.
"You're gay" doesn't work on me. Although I'd hate the person for being a dumbfuck for using it.
"Your a fag" "Whats your point?" "..." [editline]10:04PM[/editline] Damnit ninja
Every single one that trolls use. [QUOTE=Roll_Program;19157184]"You're gay" doesn't work on me.[/QUOTE] Because you are.
your mom jokes aren't even funny anymore, anyone who uses them obviously lacks the ability to come up with any good comebacks.
Yo momma is this and that. I get it all the time and I'm used to it. You're just trying to have a logical argument with someone then they shout, "Well that's what your mother did to me a few days ago," etc. and I knew that since they're not making sense at all, I just walk away. No point arguing with retards.
My brother calls me a gay queer faggot a lot so I just laugh now 'cos it's pretty funny.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;19157244]Every single one that trolls use. Because you are.[/QUOTE] Yes, exactly.
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;19156987]Fast threads need to stop leaking into GD![/QUOTE]Well it's like a sewage treatment plant leaking into a landfill.
This made my day.
anyone that says "you're gay" I just laugh in their face "ahahaha you sound like you're 12 how adorable"
No insults work on me. But I tend to laugh in the face of those who call me gay or similar and genuinely mean it, it just makes them sound stupid.
Whenever someone says a your mom joke to me I always reverse it in their favor. "I bet your mom is hot as fuck." "Yeah she's good in bed too" Usually does the trick and makes them speechless
Just the usual insults like, "you're gay/a fag/retarded" etc.
Some 10 year old called me a Homo Sapien and I was all like .......
Ur mam ''jokes'', I dont like her.
"[...] Yeah? Well I fucked your mum last night!" "My mum has STD's, man." She doesn't. I dont think so.
I have red hair. Naturally people call me "ginger fag" and think they're oh so original. Once I was called leprechaun. I lol'ed since I'm 5'10. People are retarded to think I haven't been called ginger since 6th grade. Or just reply to everything with Thanks or No Problem. "Hey you suck dick!" "Thanks!!!" or "You're fat as shit!" "No problem"
Irregardless of what someone's insult is, I laugh uproaringly like I'm insulting their comeback. It makes them mad and it makes me feel satisfied.
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