I make a thread about it.
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An interesting discussion can arise from it.
Hiding *never* works in films, especially in tense scenes, I'd get out of the house.
Seduce him.
I'd try to confront him in a peaceful manner.
id serial kill him first
I have a baseball bat stashed where I stash my drugs, he'll never see it coming.
play rick astley on my radio and pour cereal all over him (see wat i did there)
I'd probably be dead by the time I figure it out.
My house is fucking tiny.
I'd throw cereal at him. Then make a thread on how to get out after I lowered 50 of his HP.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;23367953]I'd probably be dead by the time I figure it out.
My house is fucking tiny.[/QUOTE]
Mine is large, which makes it creepier.
I have a storage room behind me. I'll find something.
kill him, disguise his body as mine and become a serial killer.
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Throw a bucket of confetti on him. He'd expect water but he'd get confetti! Plus, have you ever seen a hockey mask covered in confetti and blood? Faggotiest thing ever.
Fucking take him out in any means possible. then literally throw him out of my house. I'm a Blue belt in karate, so say what you want about that, but I definitely would use my knowledge to deal with the fucker. I'm definitely not bad at karate either.
Get something heavy or a knife (I have one hidden in my room) and wait in a corner
Rape the fuck out of him.
His self-esteem would be so destroyed he'd just want to take a warm shower instead of kill.
Shoot him.
Because I'm Texan like that.
Wait until he starts coming up the steps then jump down on top of him/her.
I'd give him all the cerials in the fucking house so he leaves me alone.
Run up to the person and yell, "HIGH FIVE!" and see what they do.
I have an AR-15 for a reason...
Hide my serials.
Delete my browsing history so I can die in peace.
Ask to be his partner in crime.
Then die.
Give the basted some damn serial
Extreme buttsecks!!!
1. Lift up bed.
2. Tokarev TT-33 obtained!
3. Open bedroom door slowly and silently.
4. Walk through house quietly and look for him.
5. Find him.
6. Pull trigger twice.
7. Call police and explain the situation.
Blast him with piss always seems to work when the occasional serial killer is in my house.
Grab my dad's gun, and wait till he came up the stairs, two bullets into his torso and then go back to bed. Although you'd have to be a really stupid serial killer if you came to my neighborhood. I have about 8 cops that live within 15 seconds of my house.
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