What was the dumbest thing you did when you were a kid?
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Ill start off...
I shoved a tiny lego block up my nose.....it was painful :cry:
maybe if i draw a perfect star in sharpie on my dad's computer he will think it has always been there and not notice the ink dot i drew on it
[editline]4th October 2015[/editline]
i wonder if sharpie erases off of plastic
guess i'll test it on my dad's computer
not me but my cousin stuck a paper clip into a power socket at school but the teacher didn't notice
made some sparks or something and his fingers had soot on them or whatever. He was uninjured though.
once a teacher of mine collapsed into seizure and i laughed because i was sitting in the back row and thought she merely fell down
[editline]4th October 2015[/editline]
i'll never forgive the way she sentenced me to silent lunch for being passionate about a math contest
I pretended to pass out in 4th grade after sniffing the tip of an Elmer's glue bottle.
Wore nothing but sweat pants.
[QUOTE=Maud;48830511]I pretended to pass out in 4th grade after sniffing the tip of an Elmer's glue bottle.[/QUOTE]
Seems legit :hurr:
not exactly a kid, but when I was 14 I entered someones house without their permission, found a fire extinguisher and unloaded it all over the house until it was empty
I used to have a picture of myself spraying it everywhere, but I think I deleted it from everywhere since I was afraid to get busted. all I have left is the aftermath in one of the rooms
[t]http://i.imgur.com/9zdZcq5.png[/t]
tried walking home from my school to my house
which i had to walk along a highway to get there. oops
I took a pamphlet and rammed it into the A: drive on my cousin's computer, thinking the text on the paper would just "translate" seamlessly into the PC.
I tried to steal money from me bro in kindergarten
my plan was to leave the money in a bush, and [I]conveniently[/I] find it after being picked up by my parents from school. It utterly failed because I didn't actually leave it in the bush, and i bragged about having 100$ at school, which got it taken up by the teachers because waving 100$ around a bunch of kids is stupid.
So not just dumb but also a dickish thing too
I tried to commit suicide by overdosing on homeopathic sleeping pills.
So basically the dumbest thing I've ever done saved my life.
When I was 10, I fell off my roof and I got to see my internal structure. Neat!
30 days in traction was not. Also learning we would not have christmas because my bills we're so fucking high, it made my parents broke (With dual health insurance!).
I still get this sporty looking scar on my arm though. People gawk at it, and even stumble to ask me. I just tell them I fell off my bed when my parents caught me masturbating. :v:
I started a bonfire in the middle of the dry season with high wind speeds in a big sand mound I built up to snuff the flames if it got out of hand. Kept it going for an hour before someone finally noticed and screamed at me.
That's the day I learned I like how fire looks.
Smoked cheetos almost daily to be a sixth grade gangsta, protip- it doesn't taste like cheetos, it tastes like lighter fluid
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;48831579]I tried to commit suicide by overdosing on homeopathic sleeping pills.
So basically the dumbest thing I've ever done saved my life.[/QUOTE]
next time try underdosing. should work better.
[sp]don't do that, you make funny videos and seem like a cool dood[/sp]
I drank half a gallon of spoiled milk for a forum that nobody even really thinks is cool
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdoOgTn3N5w[/url]
[QUOTE=.Vel;48831719]I drank half a gallon of spoiled milk for a forum that nobody even really thinks is cool
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdoOgTn3N5w[/URL][/QUOTE]
Oh man, with that music... dont keep this playing on a background tab.
No but we appreciate it, I do atleast.
[editline]whyamisoalone?[/editline]
Weird mouthly noises, "ok done, stop recording"
im glad i live alone.
When I was as kid, I snuck into my brother's room and found his phone charger plugged in. I had the bright idea to put my tongue in it just to see what'd happen. The lights started flickering and my tongue felt tingly :v:
When I was 6 I pulled out a rabbit dropping shit in my pants in the middle of class, stood up, gave it to the teacher and said, "look i did a poo", I also deliberately pissed on a bunch of people in the bathroom, next year I pulled down my pants, underpants and all in the middle of the school.
[QUOTE=111112oo;48831835]When I was 6 I pulled out a rabbit dropping shit in my pants in the middle of class, stood up, gave it to the teacher and said, "look i did a poo", I also deliberately pissed on a bunch of people in the bathroom, next year I pulled down my pants, underpants and all in the middle of the school.[/QUOTE]
Did you uh, have a rabbit in your pants??? Im so confused what you mean "... pulled out a rabit dropping shit in my pants ... "
I threw a juice box on my neighbor's head...
I decided that the best way to check if an electric stove was hot yet was to put my hand on it
Yeah, it was
When I was 10-11 years old, I stole 2-3 packs of smokes with my friend from a local store twice on the same day, we got caught the second time then the cops came to pick us up and take us to our homes.
We didn't even keep the smokes, we just threw them away and kept the packs
I wanted to test the effects of gravity, so I jumped off a cliff.
Knocked me out for a solid minute, but I learned my lesson - don't fuck with gravity.
I may or may not have start a fire in a tire pit. And I may or may not have been caught.
Almost started a forest fire with two classmates in 4th grade.
Wall of text, sorry.
When I was about 10 or 11, I was living in Cyprus at the time, my friend from school and I used to walk off into the country a bit, usually a 20 minute walk, where we'd go to an orange orchard to pick oranges off the trees and eat them, just chill out kinda thing. The Cypriots don’t really like anyone that isn't Cypriot usually, but the guy who owned the orange orchard was cool with us taking the oranges as long as we didn't go overboard.
So, us being dumb kids at the time, we bought these cheap 20 euro katanas from a local market near the harbour, there’s not really any regulations with selling items over there, if you have the money they’ll sell it to you. So we got these katanas and went to the orange orchard and would throw oranges at each other and try and cut them in mid-air.
So we spent like half an hour doing this, causing a mess and all that good stuff and went to head back home. On our way back we passed this small shack on the edge of a field. We decided to investigate, around the outside of the shack we found buckets full of what looked like organs and a few dead pigeons hanging up above them that we didn't touch or look at too long but from memory, they didn't look gutted, and upon entering, we found this table full of chicken eggs, like, at least 50 eggs on this table all lined up neatly.
So my friends and I devised that the farmer was evil, and had killed all of these birds and stolen their eggs. So in our infinite wisdom, we stole about 30 or so of these eggs, just poured them into our Pokémon themed backpacks and made our way back home. But oh no our adventure didn't go without incident. To get back to my house, we had to go over this ravine, an old dried up river, which you couldn’t jump over, you had to climb down into it and climb up the other side. (There was a makeshift bridge nearby but we liked climbing) So, I decided to go first and climb up. The climb was only just above my head at the time but the climb was easy. I put my sword up there as it didn’t have a sling but didn’t think to put my bag up there.
Naturally in a situation where I had about 15 eggs in my bag, some dirt decided to come loose as I was climbing up and I fell back and landed on my back, this loud audible crunch was heard as most of the eggs exploded into my bag, followed shortly by the base of it leaking. My friend was in hysterics and I couldn’t risk bringing back an egg filled backpack or my mum would ask questions. So, I decided to toss the bag into a nearby bush and head home with my friend. He kept his eggs safe and went home with them on Sunday afternoon.
So, we went back there the next weekend, making our way to the orange orchard without our swords this time, my friend was teasing me about the eggs from the previous week and we had a quick look in the shack as we passed it, all of the eggs were gone, which we kind of expected anyway, but somehow we were still shocked. As we continued down the road, behind us we could hear a moped closing in on us, we got to the side of the road to make sure we didn’t get hit, when the guy on the moped stops next to us and just says
“Hey, you steal my eggs?! Kill my goats and chickens?!”
My friend and I were bricking it when we heard eggs, but were confused when the guy mentioned his chickens and goats being killed. So we just immediately denied it, after a bit of back and forth complaining, the guy shook his head and drove off towards the orange orchard we were heading to. As we got there we stood at the top of the hill and could see down into the orchard, the guy on the moped talking to the guy from the orange orchard. We couldn’t hear anything but from their hand movements we could tell they were irritated, because one had their eggs stolen and the other had their oranges sliced up.
The moped guy started his moped up and started to come back up the hill shortly after they both spotted us up there. I grabbed my friends shirt and turned around as he started coming up the hill, and told him to start walking away. As we did we could hear a very audible “RE!” which in Cyprus is usually used in generic sentences when you can’t be bothered to say someone's name, it’s kinda like someone in English saying “Oi”.
So anyway, at this point my friend and I panicked, we were out of sight from this guy, and to our side was a storm drain which went all the way down to the orange orchard, but it was pitch black in there. I pulled my friend over and we rushed inside and went down about half way and sat in there, using our phones as a light source (We didn’t have an LED flash light on our phones so just the screen). We sat in there for about 15 minutes and could hear this moped driving around sometimes quiet sometimes loud as it passed the entrance of the storm drain.
After a while we said we had to get back and away from there, so we made our way to the top of the drain and waited until the moped got quiet again before we made a break for the buildings nearby, which were in the process of being constructed, about 20 odd houses half built, only foundations and supports but few walls. As we got in there, the moped guy came back and was searching around the area slowly on his bike. We had to hide in the houses and skip between them as the guy went around until we could make a break for the river.
I can honestly say it was probably the most exciting and terrifying thing I've ever experienced, and it’s because we stole eggs and cut oranges that we drew attention to ourselves. I never went back over that side of the river for at least 3 years.
You're a bad egg.
I was in a pool. I told my mom I had to pee so she said to pee in the pool. I then got out and peed into the pool V:v:V
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