• ISIS Second in Command Killed in Airstrike
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[QUOTE]The No 2 leader of the Islamic State militant group was killed in a US military airstrike in northern Iraq earlier this week. Ned Price, a spokesman for the White House National Security Council, said Fadhil Ahmad al-Hayali was travelling in a vehicle near Mosul when he was killed Tuesday. As the senior deputy to Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, al-Hayali was the primary co-ordinator for moving large amounts of weapons, explosives, vehicles and people between Iraq and Syria, where IS militants control vast amounts of territory.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11501409[/url] How the hell has this not been posted yet?
Because field promotions.
This is the journalism equivalent of telling your kid to go pull weeds and having him come back in every 3 minutes to tell you "Man, this is hard work, but I just had a breakthrough, I just pulled the second tallest one out there!" It's a shame I can't bend the media over the kitchen table and spank them with a leather belt.
This is like the 9th time the second-in-command has been killed. Is he being resurrected? Can he be stopped??
Why don't they just catch some of them, mount GPS into them, track them for a while, catch more of them, track them for a while..., TADA, you got the rats path.
[QUOTE=rrunyan;48518704]This is like the 9th time the second-in-command has been killed. Is he being resurrected? Can he be stopped??[/QUOTE] ISIS discovered immortality, 2nd in command proven unstoppable.
[QUOTE=Fourier;48518732]Why don't they just catch some of them, mount GPS into them, track them for a while, catch more of them, track them for a while..., TADA, you got the rats path.[/QUOTE] what the fuck are they? wild animals? ... oh.
[QUOTE=Gyrodine;48518769]what the fuck are they? wild animals? ... oh.[/QUOTE] :godzing:
[QUOTE=rrunyan;48518704]This is like the 9th time the second-in-command has been killed. Is he being resurrected? Can he be stopped??[/QUOTE] Nah, ISIS is just shit at maths.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;48518765]ISIS discovered immortality, 2nd in command proven unstoppable.[/QUOTE] They're not immortal but they might as well be considering it takes 50000 bullets to kill one of them. We really need to get the body armor they have
[QUOTE=rrunyan;48518704]This is like the 9th time the second-in-command has been killed. Is he being resurrected? Can he be stopped??[/QUOTE] No, it's just that they hand out field promotions like those promotional AOL CDs.
[QUOTE=Fourier;48518732]Why don't they just catch some of them, mount GPS into them, track them for a while, catch more of them, track them for a while..., TADA, you got the rats path.[/QUOTE] Well I mean they have a bad habit of leaving GPS tracking on in their phones when they use them and I think you know what happens next :v:
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