• ISIS leader Baghdadi is reportedly 'unable to move' after a spinal injury
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[QUOTE]The head of the Islamic State is reportedly injured so badly he can barely move, Kareem Shaheen at The Guardian reports. "Sources tell us Baghdadi is still alive, but still unable to move due to spinal injury sustained in the March air strike," Shaheen tweeted. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, who last year declared himself caliph of the Islamic State (also known as ISIS, ISIL, and Daesh), was reportedly wounded in a US-led airstrike in March. [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.businessinsider.com/isis-leader-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-reportedly-unable-to-move-after-spinal-injury-2015-4[/url]
Good news, but someone else will just take over.
Aw bless. What a shame
Serves the bastard right
Yer fuck you Bag Daddy!
Where is your god now?
[QUOTE=agentfazexx;47610516]Good news, but someone else will just take over.[/QUOTE] To re-iterate from previous examples of this being posted, just because they find a replacement doesn't mean they'll be as useful or effective
[QUOTE=Hellreaver;47610632]I've jihaded and I can't get up[/QUOTE] we're sending bombs immediately mr baghdadi
[QUOTE]Martin Chulov at The Guardian, who last week broke the news of the airstrike, also says his sources tell him Baghdadi is still alive [B]and being treated by doctors from Mosul.[/B][/QUOTE] Those doctors should do the world a favor and slip him a little somethin' somethin' to make him go night-night. Like forever.
There are claims that he is even dead [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UYYYkrPx6U[/media] yet again, i have to agree that his death would have little if no impact on their structure.
I think that ISIS won't actually feel bad about any losses they have, even their leaders. There's this prophecy for the muslims that's pretty much the equivalent of the Christian Rapture. One part says this [quote]When Hadhrat Abdullah Ibn Mas’ood asked Rasulallah about the Signs of Qiyamah, he was told: "Music and musical instruments will be found in every home. People will indulge in homosexuality. There will be an abundance of illegitimate children. There will be an abundance of critics, tale-carriers, back-biters and taunters in society. People will establish ties with strangers and sever relations with their near and dear ones. Hypocrites will be in control of the affairs of the community and evil, immoral people will be at the helm of businesses. The Masjid will be decorated, but the hearts of people will be devoid of guidance. The courtyards of Masjids will be built beautifully and high pulpits will be erected. Various wines will be consumed in excess." Auf bin Malik also consulted about Qiyamah with Rasulullah, who said: "Count six things before the advent of Qiyamah: (1) my death; (2) the conquest of Jerusalem; (3) mass deaths among you people, just as when sheep die in large numbers during an epidemic; (4) abundance of wealth to such an extent that if a person were to be given a hundred dinars he will still not be satisfied; (5) general anarchy and bloodshed, that no Arab household will be spared from it; (6) then a life of peace as a result of a peace agreement between you and the Banil Asfaar [Romans, Christians] which they will break and attack you with a force consisting of eighty flags and under each flag will be an army of 12,000 men."[/quote] So basically, they believe that they'll fight as many enemies as possible, and when total defeat is just around the corner. Jesus will come to save them
Your move America!
[QUOTE=aaro1450;47610930]Your move America![/QUOTE] "I move Predator drone to 36.058292, 41.717169. Check"
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;47610959]"I move Predator drone to 36.058292, 41.717169. Check"[/QUOTE] *checks coordinates on Google Maps* u cheeky cunt m8
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;47610959]"I move Predator drone to 36.058292, 41.717169. Check"[/QUOTE] "I move ISIS Space Program to 38.897676, -77.036532. Check"
Horrible news, I was hoping for impalement or banished to forever torture. And he is being HELPED? Who the hell would anyone want to drag his sorry ass into a hospital? Knowing how it is down there, the hospital will probably be ji-had anyways.
this is how a Bond villain is made
Honestly the fan behind this guy seemed to have a lot more character than him.
[QUOTE=agentfazexx;47610516]Good news, but someone else will just take over.[/QUOTE] He'll just have to sustain a spinal injury too.
Impeding movement doesn't necessarily impede the ability to lead or rule.
Hey Abu, whats wrong? Can't walkie talkie anymore? Hahahaha.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;47613148]Impeding movement doesn't necessarily impede the ability to lead or rule.[/QUOTE] Sure it does. I can't think of a single US president who had impeded movement, and certainly no extremely notable ones.
[QUOTE=Levelog;47614999]Sure it does. I can't think of a single US president who had impeded movement, and certainly no extremely notable ones.[/QUOTE] Ha-hem. [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Rooseveltinwheelchair.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;47615193]Ha-hem. [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Rooseveltinwheelchair.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Congrats. You got the joke.
So they want the US to attack so they can begin the Apocalypse? Great, just great. Another reason not to jump in. You can't fight crazy.
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