• Man Arrested For Plotting to Kill Former President Bush, Claims He is a Dragon
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Source: [url]http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/01/justice/new-york-bush-threats/index.html?hpt=hp_t2[/url] [quote]A New York man armed with a rifle, boxes of ammunition and a machete was arrested Friday after allegedly threatening to kill former President George W. Bush, according to a federal court complaint. Benjamin Smith, a resident of upstate New York, threatened to "kill, kidnap and inflict bodily harm" on Bush, the complaint said. Smith also professed a love interest in Barbara, one of the former president's twin daughters, according to the complaint filed Friday in U.S. District Court in Manhattan.[/quote] [quote]Smith also allegedly wrote: "I have to slay a dragon and then Barbara Bush is mine... America is finished. Obama, Etc."[/quote] I know people have called Bush plenty of things, but being a dragon sounds more like a compliment to me.
metaphorical dragon he thinks his love, barbara, is a damsel in distress
The Desolation of Bush
Travel forth brave Knight...
"America is finished. Obama, Etc." wat
Someones been reading too many lizard people conspiracy theories.
[QUOTE=innerfire34;43761281]"America is finished. Obama, Etc." wat[/QUOTE] I'd guess he dislikes Obama's politics, and thus the U.S isn't what he wants it to be.
[QUOTE=Rixxz2;43761329]I'd guess he dislikes Obama's politics, and thus the U.S isn't what he wants it to be.[/QUOTE] or he is threatening america and obama. who knows!!
[quote]During questioning, Smith told Secret Service agents, "I'm divorced and not currently seeing anyone, but I am working on a relationship with Barbara Bush," the complaint said.[/quote] AHAHAHAHAHAHA [editline]2nd February 2014[/editline] Fucking insanity.
Rand Al'Thor?
I feel like he was just messing with them the whole time.
Hey baby. I'm gonna kidnap your father and inflict bodily harm on him. Oh, you like that don't you. Get over here Barbara. It's gonna be you and me tonight. Oh yeah honey. Do that thing you do. Fuck yeah. You know you want it. I love you baby. Oh, you're married? Well, we can kill your husband too. That sound good? You know it does. Oh yeah. Right on.
[QUOTE=innerfire34;43761281]"America is finished. Obama, Etc." wat[/QUOTE] that sounds like satire "jerbs immigration etc."
In a few years the US will be no more. Be prepared.
He wants to slay George to absorb his soul and gain his power.
I thought the guy making threats thought that he was a dragon. That would have been much more entertaining.
[QUOTE=Tengil;43761876]In a few years the US will be no more. Be prepared.[/QUOTE] Are you making a joke about the quotes or what.
[QUOTE=plunger435;43761993]Are you making a joke about the quotes or what.[/QUOTE] Looking at his past posts he's [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1356532&p=43726232&viewfull=1#post43726232]a real nutter[/url] Or a gimmick On topic, seems like the guy was just making some sort of metaphorical comparison, not that he actually thought he was a dragon. Though, that doesn't make him any less crazy sounding.
Do we really know he isn't a dragon?
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"To kill an emperor"
ok but what if he's right and george bush [B]IS ACTUALLY A DRAGON[/B] and while we laugh at him the dragons, who are other former heads of state are taking over the world secretly
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_bopWH0hkE[/media] "Do you see? Mister Bush? Mister Bush reborn. My becoming, I am the dragon and you call me insane, you are privy to a great becoming yet you recognize nothing, you are but an ant in the afterbirth."
[QUOTE=RosettaStoned;43765480]Do we really know he isn't a dragon?[/QUOTE] I'm actually a dragon so I'd know if George Bush were a dragon. Maybe draconic, but not a dragon.
Shame he didn't actually get him.
Let the Dragon ride again on the Winds of Time. -Charal Drianaan Te Calamon (Prophecies of The Dragon)
Benjamin Smith used the Bag of Dragonite! Benjamin Smith turned into a giant, fire-breathing dragon! It had no effect on Former President George W. Bush!
Is he sure he wasn't thinking of Hiram McDaniels instead?
So is he claiming that Bush is attractive to FP'ers? (how many scalies are on this forum, anyways?)
[QUOTE=BFG9000;43768769] (how many scalies are on this forum, anyways?)[/QUOTE] Let's just say some of us like to give General Discussion a wide berth.
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