So there is this guy in gym, and this happened last year, he was changing in the stall, and some jocks blocked him inside. He proceeded to push on the door, but the jocks were leaning on the door. He decided the next thing to do was crawl out, his fat body was too big to fit, he got stuck for like 10 minutes
I killed a man
I walked into a classroom when I wasn't suppose to be there yet.
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A bunch of year twelves duct taped my friend to a pole, twice
I kicked a ball as hard as I could across the oval and a little year six was running as fast as he could, and ran into the already massively fast falling ball.
It hit him in the head and knocked him out
probably the funniest thing I've ever seen
Our day is set out like this.
class1
TEAM
class2
Lunch
class3
Lunch2
class4.
Team is a 10 minute gap between classes 1 and 2,and is normally used for notices. My class left Team a bit early, I walked into my Multimedia class (Learning about photoshop tricks and editing stuff.), went down to the end, sat down at the computer, then relised my firend Kevin wasn't there. I just walked into a class of now confused Yr10. (im in yr 8)
Freshmen fights.
Always funny.
I was walking to the bathroom after lunch to wash my hands after all that grease I've got from eating a few slices of pizza. I went in there to only see large amounts of vomit all over the floor and mirror, I got out of there so fast trying to forget what I just saw.
My friend wasn't at school so I asked him where he was and he was at his family reunion. I asked him if he met any chicks and he said his cousins were like 30's or 4's. I said that sucked
My friends and I one year let off a stick bomb by this really ugly girl at school so everyone stated yelling and the principal had to blow his whistle to calm everyone down. it was funny because the black people where the loudest saying stuff like
"MAN SUMTIN STANKY IN HER MAAAAAAAAAN"
some guy drove a pocket bike in our school ah fuck thats was funny.
[QUOTE=peabrain101;17151331]Freshmen fights.
Always funny.[/QUOTE]
Amen to that
I tried fighting earlier this year, I sucked but the main thing is the other guy sucked too
I tried winding up as far as I could to sock him in the head but after being hit by me the same way three times he learned to duck :3
It was lulzy
Their was a school dance contest. At the contest their was a girl dancing in the middle of the dancing arena. She was the only one dancing. She was wearing all white. When she was waiting for a new song to come on someone tossed water over her and she got wet and her shirt became see through. Oh funny stories i thought you met hot well a funny story....
Their was a bitch fight between a Mexican and the assistant principle
In b4 Racism
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