• I went to see Twilight New Moon, and the girls were fucking crazy!
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So I went to see the new Twilight film, I hadn't seen the first one, but I was invited by 2 girls so I thought I may aswell. After paying the extortionate £9.70 for my fucking ticket, we queued up at the bottom of the stair well to get into the theatre, we queued for about 30 minutes and in that time, 2 girls fainted, 1 threw up over another girls back, a fight broke out, the police were called. Then when we actually managed to get into the theatre, ANOTHER fight broke out because a girl couldn't get to her seat because of some fat chick being in the way. Another girl kicked me right in the side of the head trying to jump over the seats because the movie was about to start. During the movie, people laughed at things in the film which were totally not meant to be funny, people were talking most of the time through the film which was annoying. The male characters in the film took their shirts off as much as possible, obviously to please the girls. Overall, the movie was shit, I fell asleep twice, totally not my type of movie, I was more interested in the 2 girls I was with in all honesty.
That's a lot for a ticket, also were those fights and other events related?
You are the most unlucky guy o Facepunch HAHA!
No, the events were unrelated. The first fight broke out at the top of the stair well we were standing on, we don't know why they were fighting, just a lot of grabbing hair and slapping really.
So is the movie theater full of girls?
The girls you were with should've provided various sexual favours for putting you through it.
It is funny how the Twilight series basically gets girls wet over a fantasy of a toxic relationship with a creepy vampyric stalker. I don't like change at all!
[img]http://www.reelcollectibles.co.nz/images/twilight/twilight_team_edward_tshirt.jpg[/img] Should have worn one of them.
As I expected.
[QUOTE=Kai365;18506088][img]http://www.reelcollectibles.co.nz/images/twilight/twilight_team_edward_tshirt.jpg[/img] Should have worn one of them.[/QUOTE] Why don't they make shirts that actually fit most of the fans though :confused:
I wonder what the total weight of the theatre was during the showing of the film, it probably had it's own gravitational pull. Because I can bet that 99% of the girls were whales.
I made this mistake with the first film, and I won't ever repeat it.
[QUOTE=acds;18506141]I wonder what the total weight of the theatre was during the showing of the film, it probably had it's own gravitational pull. Because I can bet that 99% of the girls were whales.[/QUOTE] Everything has its own gravitation pull, l2science. Well actually I don't know about stuff like light and dark matter but meh.
How did this even become popular? Really, how the fuck did it ever become such a huge fad? Somebody explain it to me!
[QUOTE=KrAzY_nikomo;18506198]Everything has its own gravitation pull, l2science. Well actually I don't know about stuff like light and dark matter but meh.[/QUOTE] I know, but putting a "Yes, I know everything has it's own gravitational pull, I just mean that it will be so high it attracts stuff in a notable way" seemed excessive.
Are you asking to be killed or have you not seen the threads on this forum about thoughs crazy girls?
[QUOTE=markg06;18506064]The girls you were with should've provided various sexual favours for putting you through it.[/QUOTE] Well I went back to their house after, one of them has pink and purple hair!!!!11
[QUOTE=Stunted;18506270]Well I went back to their house after, one of them has pink and purple hair!!!!11[/QUOTE] That's means she's a total slut.
[QUOTE=ThePutty;18506217]How did this even become popular? Really, how the fuck did it ever become such a huge fad? Somebody explain it to me![/QUOTE] Possible explanation [sp]BLACK MAGIC[/sp]
Fanpires... Totaly crazy for a shit film and book.
As long as you don't offend their some what religion you will be okay.
[QUOTE=d_cover;18506374]As long as you don't offend their some what religion you will be okay.[/QUOTE] Can you rephrase that? I can't understand you.
One of my friends was dragged to New Moon He complained about it A lot He was pretty much the only guy in the theatre.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;18506289]That's means she's a total slut.[/QUOTE] But thats a good thing...
Rabid cunts
I sincerely hope you get to pay them back by dragging them to a movie you'll like and making them sit with you through it.
holy shit £9.70 for a ticket
You should have burned the place down, signal the upriseing!
Man I went with my missus (I bought the tickets as a gift for her) and I have to say it was pretty bad, I honastly do not know what drives these girls so fucking crazy about it. My reasoning is its probably about popularity "everybody likes it so I must" sort of thing untill they get whipped into a frenzy over it. Thankfully my missus isnt a fanatic, but we saw some there and I wanted to kill them. The sooner this fad passes the better. Also that shirt thing pissed me off particularily "I think I might have a samwich for lunch *rips shirt off*" any excuse to exploit them seriously. :/
I doubt I'll get dragged to see New Moon. The only friend I have who is a Twilight fan is completley broke and will probably watch it online ;) I am not surprised about the fans though, there are some crazy fans out there. It makes me ashamed of my gender :(
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