• Meet Russian Batman.
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[url]https://twitter.com/JnecReaper[/url] [url]https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mk.ru%2Fmosobl%2F2016%2F06%2F28%2Fv-podmoskove-obyavilsya-betmen-kotoryy-napadaet-na-narkopritony.html&anno=2&sandbox=1[/url] [url]http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/07/real-batman-fights-crime-in-moscow/[/url] [media]http://youtu.be/ueGt5_RnnSQ[/media] [quote]the grateful citizens of the Moscow suburb of Khimki report that a man dressed in a Batman costume has single-handedly beaten and detained drug dealers[/quote]
Totally looking forward to seeing him shit-talking the Finnish Batman... Rendel. :v: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cH7bH6sVLI[/media]
The hero Moscow deserves.
It's simple. We kill the 63TMeH.
Blyatman saves the day again
It's Red Son, all over again
[img]http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aeGOyNQ_700b_v1.jpg[/img] ignore the 9gag shit
[QUOTE=Blind Lulu;50688881][img]http://i.imgur.com/WzOuX2e.gif[/img] Ah yes, good old Batmankoff[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gNSGjX4.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Araknid;50689539][img]http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aeGOyNQ_700b_v1.jpg[/img] ignore the 9gag shit[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/pbngtj2.jpg[/img]
I'll give him a week or two until he gets stabbed and/or shot.
[QUOTE=Araknid;50689539][img]http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aeGOyNQ_700b_v1.jpg[/img] ignore the 9gag shit[/QUOTE] he's missing a tec9
Who's the Joker? Sobriety?
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;50689828]Who's the Joker? Sobriety?[/QUOTE] The... Cyker :v:
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;50689587][img]http://i.imgur.com/pbngtj2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] need more vodka
Y'all cracking jokes but this guy took down [I]40 criminals[/I] according to the third source. This guy doesn't fuck around. :v:
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;50690607]Y'all cracking jokes but this guy took down [I]40 criminals[/I] according to the third source. This guy doesn't fuck around. :v:[/QUOTE] Dude aint fucking around.
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;50690607]Y'all cracking jokes but this guy took down [I]40 criminals[/I] according to the third source. This guy doesn't fuck around. :v:[/QUOTE] Hopefully his vigilante attitude doesn't get him killed. Or cause him to go too far. But we all know one of the two is probably going to happen one day. After all, you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. 'cause the universe hates heroes.
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;50690607]Y'all cracking jokes but this guy took down [I]40 criminals[/I] according to the third source. This guy doesn't fuck around. :v:[/QUOTE] All he needs is his trusty p90/tec9 loadout. Even a blind man can land a bullet with those.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;50690782]All he needs is his trusty p90/tec9 loadout. Even a blind man can land a bullet with those.[/QUOTE] P90 cause its sexy
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;50690607]Y'all cracking jokes but this guy took down [I]40 criminals[/I] according to the third source. This guy doesn't fuck around. :v:[/QUOTE] Allegedly.
Well, at least he hasn't revealed his identity to the public like all the pussy "superheroes" here in the US. [editline]11th July 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=fruxodaily;50689684]he's missing a tec9[/QUOTE] Reminder that Batman actually did use a gun in the 40s. [IMG]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/mqbvwebgjosca7a208ej.png[/IMG]
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