• Some facepunch users make me sad, for them.
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Yeah, If you knew me in real life you would know the type of person I am, so I will try to briefly explain it. I am a funny guy, usually most jokes are harmless, I have kept on with the jokes and made some people mad, but I usually apologize and smooth it over, I'm very outgoing, I'll always take the chance to meet some new people and hang out, or hang out with my core best friends, 5,6 people who I trust, A lot. Now when I began browsing facepunch, I noticed that there were a constant, but slow trickle of threads asking how to get friends, complaining about not having many friends and they don't know why, or just threads that make you a little sad for the person. Now I'm not some little pussy man who cries his heart out and watches murder she wrote, but it does give you a little empathy for the other person when you see them talking about having no friends, and not wanting to go on. Basically, to all you friendless loners out there ( Polite way mind you ) 1. Your not a magnet, you have to get out there, if something sounds incredibly boring and you want to play WoW and jerk off, still go to it, chances are with the people there, it could be a lot more fun. 2. Be active, try not to be too overweight, and if you are, try to maintain a healthy lifestyle. You don't have to be bradd pitt and when you take your shirt off have women's pussy's get moist, and mens assholes moist. 3. Talk. Don't be the creepy little kid in the corner, staring at everyone having fun, go in there, go to a guy you relatively know or someone you don't have any recollection of and strike up a conversation. 4. Try to be funny. Don't be an emotionless zombie, throw some jokes out there, don't be a dick, but don't be bland. 5. Just try. It does NOT take a lot of effort to get friends, you just have to put a little in, and it doubles. Its like investing in a company that you know will skyrocket, you put some effort in and over time you can be best friends with them if you match. Just my little tips to you guys, hope you like them.
But having social rejects makes the internet a fun place.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;23700184]But having social rejects makes the internet a fun place.[/QUOTE] Good point. :(
You know, OP could be terrible advice for some people.
GET a BLOG
[QUOTE=Craptasket;23700228]GET a BLOG[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Craptasket;23700228]GET a BLOG[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Craptasket;23700228]GET a BLOG[/QUOTE]
thanks mom can you make me some cookies later
At [url=http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=319]Blogpunch![/url]
thanks mom
[QUOTE=Craptasket;23700228]GET a BLOG[/QUOTE] I have a blog. Only I read it.
I go on facepunch, do I have a life?
Dawww my boys grow up so fast.
[QUOTE=CounterTunes;23700302]I go on facepunch, do I have a life?[/QUOTE] Not in the OP's eyes, but what kind of cred does he have?
[QUOTE=Septimas;23700336]Dawww my boys grow up so fast.[/QUOTE] no but really whats the status on those cookies
[QUOTE=bepassley;23700361]no but really whats the status on those cookies[/QUOTE] I burnt them crying about how my boys grew up so fast. So I rolled a blunt and am calming down.
People on the internet asking people on the internet how to get friends so they don't have to spend all their time on the internet. This is the definition of irony.
Waah but what if we get publicly humiliated like in the movies... holy shit, there is no reason to be such a whiner after all.
I feel bad for them and also see a similarity to my own situation.
Some facepunch users make me feel sad for them, too. :allears:
Ok, i will(not) put these into consideration!
:sigh:
[QUOTE=Septimas;23700173]I am a funny guy,[/QUOTE] Stopped reading here.
He is funny guy. He's friends with ideas guy.
Sound advice, though in my case there generally comes a point where all the effort in the world on one's part becomes like banging one's head against a brick wall.
Thanks for the advice but I think I'm going to just continue being a misanthropic prick
[QUOTE=Septimas;23700173]and mens assholes moist.[/QUOTE] I cringed.
[QUOTE=-Matt-94;23700852]I cringed.[/QUOTE] From the boner erupting from your pants like mt eijfalfuikcljf? Whatever those polish fucks spelled, not like they have any brain power after Hitler butt fucked them.
[QUOTE=-Matt-94;23700852]I cringed.[/QUOTE]:ohdear:
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