• Names You'd Name Your Kids
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I would call my children Garry. They would be honoured to be named after our great leader.
Proper Noble men names. Robert William James Albert Ray Bill
[QUOTE=Kebab;40873803]I would call my children Garry. They would be honoured to be named after our great leader.[/QUOTE] ALL of them?
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40873805]Tayshawn Tyrone Taquelle Lashawn Diamond Treasure Banana Poppy Toby Robert William James Albert Ray Bill[/QUOTE] Your names just went from ghetto to white in like a second.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40873805]Tayshawn Tyrone Taquelle Lashawn Diamond Treasure Banana Poppy Toby [/QUOTE] At least we got this bullshit out of the way earlier in the thread.
Boy: Jussi Girl: Jussitar It's a finnish thing
I'd change my last name to Jass. Boy: Hugh Girl: Hugh fuck
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;40873880]Boy: Jussi[/QUOTE] Is that like jus-sea or jus-sigh?
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[QUOTE=Cane Corso;40873932]Is that like jus-sea or jus-sigh?[/QUOTE] Jus-sea
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Sven Babineaux Alois Laurenz Thalassa-Marie
I like the name Franz a lot, but I fear that the kids from school won't "hur hur r u from franceee"
First child should be King. The next should be Kong.
I'll get my surname changed to Cunt then if I have a boy call him [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eshays]Eshays[/url]. Realistically if I had a son I might name him Steven, after an uncle who I never had the chance to meet.
Orion
Megatron
Leonidas (Leon) Themistokles (Theo)
I'd change my last name to Hunt so it'd be Mike Hunt and then name my kid Jörk so he'd be Jörk Hunt
Faget
Stacy. Because then Stacy's Mom would got it goin' on.
Paul Muad'dib
First name is up in the air but the middle name of my first born son will be Danger. [i]"Dangers my middle name"[/i] Maybe General for the first name so when I am upset at my child and want to "middle name" him I can yell "General Danger, get in here!"
Constantine Justinian Charlotte Samantha
Boy: Jude Charlie Desmond Girl: Charlotte Natalie Jessica
[QUOTE=Lolkork;40876040]I've been thinking about naming of them 'Shitface', but I'm a bit worried that the other kids would call him/her names.[/QUOTE] They might call him/her real names :c
Kujo
Whoever names their kid Gaylord in 2013, go fuck yourself
Billy Bob Cletus Bobby Joe Cleavon Billy Ray Buck Jerry Lee Buddy Joe Bob Clint Jimmy Don Otis Jim Bob Rufus
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