• Interesting Facts About Yourself That Nobody Believes
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Post TRUE facts about yourself that nobody or very few people believe are true. I'll start: - My Dad's uncle invented Pop-Rocks. - I beat Morrowind in 20 minutes. - I read the entire LOTR series before 8th grade. Now you go.
I'm NOT a pedophile :crying:
I'm afraid of flowers.
I got ten dead babies in my garage.
I'm slightly allergic to chickpeas and lentils.
I'm asian :monocle:
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure]I'm asian :monocle:[/QUOTE] NO WAY
I can dislocate both arms at the should whenever I want. :D
More awesome shit: - I can tell who you are from your footsteps if I've known you long enough. - I have a Beretta M9. Not that far fetched, what the hell. "Haha, you're a liar, dude." No. - I'm really good at GTA 4 Online, while having very little experience with it. :monocle:
My therapist says I'm a good kisser.
[QUOTE=THX1138]More awesome shit: - I can tell who you are from your footsteps if I've known you long enough. :monocle:[/QUOTE] I can do that too...get out of my head!
Some people don't believe I'm 13 because of my voice.It's not that deep.
Some people think I'm like 30 or something when I talk over Xbox live, but I'm only 16. That only happens every now and then though.
I can adjust my eyes to almost any glasses, even if they have different strength on the eyes
How can I record my voice from my mic?
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01]Some people think I'm like 30 or something when I talk over Xbox live, but I'm only 16. That only happens every now and then though.[/QUOTE] Same, but mostly on the phone. -I have a good singing voice. -I'm actually not a pervert, but women tend to think that when you accidentally grab there butts. - I like black girls ( My dad would have a heart attack) - Sometimes when my whole family is in my house I still jerk off to porn on my computer. Even though my house is very small and people walk in without knocking. I'm just that good. - I can take an extremely hard punch to the face and not really be phased by it. [QUOTE=kloaz]How can I record my voice from my mic?[/QUOTE] Mmm yes I want to hear your voice! :3: [QUOTE=shknbk]I'm NOT a pedophile :crying:[/QUOTE] Also, I would like to testify against this man! I'm one of his victims! :( I felt so dirty after he used me. :crying:
Do you know how to do it?Not in that kind of way.
[QUOTE=kloaz]Do you know how to do it?Not in that kind of way.[/QUOTE] Voice recorder I believe then upload it somewhere. Just search google silly. Mmm yes I wanna her your squeaky voice on my speakers. Mmm yes. :3:
When I search,all I can find are those voice recording tapes.
[QUOTE=kloaz]When I search,all I can find are those voice recording tapes.[/QUOTE] What did you search? Try searching for "Good voice recorders" or "How do I record my voice on my mic". Mmm yes.
[QUOTE=kloaz]When I search,all I can find are those voice recording tapes.[/QUOTE] Start > All Programs > Accessories > Entertainment > Sound Recorder for XP, dunno where it is on Vista.
[QUOTE=JDK721]Start > All Programs > Accessories > Entertainment > Sound Recorder for XP, dunno where it is on Vista.[/QUOTE] Mmm yes. I forgot about that. Mmm yes.
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I wear glasses. I drink, but you all know that. I hate my mother. Love my father. My boyfriend's parents sort of "took me in", they treat me like they treat family, minus the whole "fucking their son" thing.
[QUOTE=kloaz][url]http://www.dump.no/files/5fbbbcd9f0c2/voice.wav[/url] Here's a better version.Sort of. [url]http://www.dump.no/files/5fbbbcd9f0c2/voice2.wav[/url][/QUOTE] Can I spank you? Mmm yes. :3:
Not as squeaky as you thought now?
[QUOTE=kloaz]Not as squeaky as you thought now?[/QUOTE] No, but still can I spank you? :3: Mmm?
Yes.:q:
I draw lolicon rape and am tempted to post it on creationism corner.
My cock is [b]HUGE[/b]
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