Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's breast during photoshoot
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[quote=The Daily Mail]The B-list model and actress initially looked comfortable during the shoot in Tel Aviv, wrapping the huge snake around her legs, waist and neck while doing her best to look sexy.
In a figure hugging red and white striped dress, which revealed maximum cleavage, she gamely tried to take their bonding to the next level by licking the snake's face.
As she maneurvered the animal into position for the 'kiss' Ms Fox loosened her grip on its neck, and after being licked the reptile reacted angrily.
It aimed straight for Fox's prized assets and sunk its teeth deep into her left breast.
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Poor snake :saddowns:
Game over snake :smith:
:saddowns: Poor snake...
I remember the picture. I am sad that the snake died :frown:
Silly snake, those titties are for humans.
As sorry as I am for the poor snake, this is incredibly funny, for reasons I hope I don't have to explain.
I saw the gif of the bite, but the snake died? That's really sad. He was the best snake ever because of that.
Well, someone should have been present to assist her in taming the snake:smug:. Apparently no one did. In all seriousness, I do feel bad.
[editline]9:30[/editline] Sorry typo.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;28612320]He died happy.[/QUOTE]
Died happy? She is fucking ugly lmfao.
:smith:
thats how i wanna go man
Yuck. Her face is nasty gross the video made me lol
That snake got more tits then any facepunch user will ever get. :smith:
This image came to mind
[img]http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2011/02/the%20top%207%20disastrous%20game%20romances/snake_eva_awwww_done--article_image.jpg[/img]
The guy's jacket is "Of whore mother"
something is lost in the translation here.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;28612320]He died happy.[/QUOTE]
Actually, the snake freaked out, thinking that that ugly thing was TASTING him. So the snake defended itself...
Irony. Where are you?
I didn't know snakes breast fed.
[QUOTE=lolnubs;28612757]Actually, the snake freaked out, thinking that that ugly thing was TASTING him. So the snake defended itself...[/QUOTE]
She isn't that bad. I grant you, her face is a tad masculine, but I'd still fuck her.
[img]http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9198/superirony.gif[/img]
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[QUOTE=lolnubs;28612757]Actually, the snake freaked out, thinking that that ugly thing was TASTING him. So the snake defended itself...[/QUOTE]
It's called a joke dude.
Poor snake. Snakes get abused so much; people are afraid of them irrationally. Society needs to stop teaching that all snakes are bad.
[QUOTE=Ezhik;28612904][img_thumb]http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9198/superirony.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
How the fuck is this ironic?
Like, in any way?
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hilarious
[QUOTE=SystemGS;28612306]snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/QUOTE]
Beat me to it.
[QUOTE=Snail562;28612938]How the fuck is this ironic?
Like, in any way?
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Snakes kill people by biting them and poisoning them. In this case, the bite poisoned and killed the snake.
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