What's the stupidest thing you've done in the past that you still cringe about to this day?
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One day I was walking in the hallway of my school, and I don't know if this is because of my ADHD or what, but hopefully some of you will know what I'm talking about.
You know how sometimes you just absentmindedly say a word that comes to mind after looking at something or thinking about it?
Well, I'm walking and I just look up and go:
"Oh, ceiling."
Well, that's when i realized that this girl named Cielie is walking about a foot away from me. [B]awshit.exe[/B]
She looks up at me, I glance at her for 1/2 a second, avert my gaze and nope-walk straight ahead without looking back.
[I]Probably[/I] leaving her thinking that I was fantasizing about her in that moment.
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Thinking about it makes me want to set the record straight, but too awkward and plus it was over a year ago... *sigh*
You ever see my ~2007 posts?
I was a [I]dumbass[/I]
[sp]Probably just the whole nine-year-old thing but hey I like to assume full current responsibility[/sp]
Got too deep into that Pony stuff.
All of my Gmod pics.
[sp]Don't bother trying to find them, I deleted them.[/sp]
I used to be a furry and a brony.
Kill me.
[QUOTE=Metal Engie;44638431]All of my Gmod pics.
[sp]Don't bother trying to find them, I deleted them.[/sp][/QUOTE]
i made a 'garrys mod trailer'
i basically just used fraps or something, spawned a bunch of npcs, and used turrets to kill them; then i remember using a blast door and a bunch of zombies for some reason and killed them
I used to [I]masturbate[/I] to pony porn.
Getting caught trying to shoplift a jar of peanut butter and a package of cookie dough. Stealing is wrong and all that jazz, just getting caught trying to steal something petty like peanut butter and cookie dough is humiliating.
I made a post on the WoW forum about how playing female toons as male is weird.
I was talked about on the radio once because I sat down in a store when no one was behind us and I was tired from walking around for 3-4 hours in the store.
[QUOTE=Domokun;44638506]I made a post on the WoW forum about how playing female toons as male is weird.[/QUOTE]
hows that not weird?
anyways I jerked off to that 3d hentai with 2 nurses.
Another more specific thing is this one time I had a rash on my inner leg rather close to my dick.
I decided to scratch it for a long time because it just wouldn't stop itching/hurting.
Problem was, it looked like I was scratching my dick nonstop, basically fapping in class. This kid who picks on me AND a huge group of girls saw me do this.
I noticed they were staring, I figured what they were thinking, but I couldn't stop scratching because this shit fucking hurt. Eventualy I forgot about it, thinking that the girls didn't care and that the dude was a dick and nobody would believe him.
Later that day I was called out of class and my guidance counselor was like: "So uuuhh, I heard you were uhm, touching yourself in class"
I just stepped back and was like "what the FUCK"
Turns out the guy spread the story and that group of girls told all their friends I was some perverted freak. I found out that one of the more popular girls was sitting right in my line of sight when I was scratching, I didn't really care about girls so I didn't even notice. So for like a year the popular chick would look at me with total fucking disgust.
My social life was fucking destroyed up until senior year and I got beat up a couple times for this shit.
Fuck you rash, you ruined my life.
tried to drive a motor scooter up a parking lot bumper at full speed when i was 7
shattered the scooter to pieces and miraculously lived without a scrape
Too long for me to list
Once I casually threw a pistachio in front of a "smart" car that was driving past me and it hit the front of the car. The owner of the car stopped, then turned around and chased me down and yelled at me a bunch.
Throwing pistachios at smart cars is not a smart idea.
In Elder Scrolls Oblivion. I took off the girls' clothes in "The Siren's Deception" quest, and fapped to it.
Everything I posted on the internet when I was young.
For a little over a half a year when I was masturbating, I would cum into an old cup o' noodles cup. Even kept a tally. 174 loads. No, I don't know why I did it. Don't really cringe at it, just look back and think "what the fuck was I doing."
This was like 3 years ago, btw
On my first day of Programming class at community college, we took turns saying a few things about ourselves; how we got into programming, what our experience with it was, etc. I copied another guy's almost entirely word-for-word and didn't realize it until I sat down :suicide:
Pretty much my entire childhood.
VERY first day of college, I tried weed.
I was visiting my best friend before my first class started. He convinced me to try a bit. First hit, nothing. Second hit, a little head feel. Third hit, my arms went fuzzy. I realized suddenly that I had 15 minutes to make it to class so i panicked and left. The distance between his house and my college was five minutes. I made it to school in 30, 15 min late.
Park my vehicle, walk into the building trying to act calm and whatnot. Made it in and felt REALLY proud of myself until I realized I didn't know what room to go to. Walk back to my vehicle to get my schedule, and end up being 20 minutes late to class. I walk in casually, take a seat, and stare at the wall for 10 minutes, scared shitless thinking everyone knew I was high. I then proceed to stand up and announce "BATHROOM TIME" before walking out and hiding in a bathroom stall to calm down.
Mind you, I've got an immature sense of humor already. The guy in the next stall found this out by me making horrible noises in an attempt to stifle laughter every time he audibly dropped off a shipment of timber.
Drove home, ate an uncooked block of spam out of the can with a fork, and went to bed. Haven't smoked since :v:
Having a one sided relationship with a girl who was uninterested in me in high school.
I still have nightmares about when i bought the limited edition of DNF. Some of the stuff in the box was OK, not fantastic, but the main thing that i wanted was so disappointing that it makes me hate myself to this day.
Desperately hitting on people in my middle school days.
Also I used to be a brony a few years ago.
*shudder*
i used to be an emo
when I was 9 years old
[QUOTE=zombini;44641476]I still have nightmares about when i bought the limited edition of DNF. Some of the stuff in the box was OK, not fantastic, but the main thing that i wanted was so disappointing that it makes me hate myself to this day.[/QUOTE]
I bough the collector's edition of Colonial Marines, and all the dlc.
I then got it on PC + all dlc thinking that SOMEHOW it would be a better experience. It wasn't.
I still feel like I payed to have sex with a monkey. A dude monkey.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;44639753]Having a one sided relationship with a girl who was uninterested in me in high school.[/QUOTE]
That was my freshman and sophomore year of high school. And I still feel some of the long-term effects of it years later. I did a lot of things I really cringe at remembering doing to her.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;44638453]I used to be a furry and a brony.
Kill me.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, being a furry and a brony really isn't that big a deal. As long as you don't flaunt it around everywhere like an autistic manchild, you are fine.
[sp]Please don't turn this into an argument, guys I am just stating an opinion[/sp]
Embarrassingly screwed up a campfire song a few years ago when I was a summer camp councilor.
First semester of college, despite my really low self esteem, I manage to ask a girl from my class to hang out. We watch a movie and then we go back to her dorm and her roomie's gone and we talk for a few hours and then she says she's going to bed and that I can sleep over.
So I did, but like I literally just slept there because in my twisted brain there was no way a girl like her could have actually been attracted to me (hint: she was)
ugh I cringed like 3 times writing this
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