So when you go take a dump do you take small poops or big poops? For me it depends because when I have diarrhea I let out huge poops and sometimes they're a bitch to flush down. And when I take small poops they're easier and not a pain trying to get all that shit out.
regular poops
I tend to try and do it in one big dump but I eat alot of Weatabix so it comes out practically liquid.
The ones where you don't need to wipe (A man can only dream).
It depends. sometimes I feel like I have to take a MONSTER load, and it turns out that I pop out a little nugget. Or worse, I will just make a loud fart, followed by a trickle of pee.
Conversely, I will drop a torpedo bomb, so heavy that it splashes the water onto my butt-cheeks. And sometimes ill feel like I passed a brick, or rather a baby. Then when I stand up, ill get all light headed.
Usually the biggest load doesnt require wiping, thank god. But the smaller loads tend to be messy.
All kinds of poop.
I take giant, toilet-clogging poops.
Big I guess.....
I'd say big. They hurt.
BIG.
I don't know why though. I don't eat alot anymore.
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[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;18283635]I take giant, toilet-clogging poops.[/QUOTE]
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My craps are as big as Queen Latifah and they look like her too.
I basically power up my shits for several days and then release them in titanic logs that look like lumber from a redwood forest.
What the fuck fartingdog i'd rather have the fat threads then this.
Dreadnoughts.
They crack the pan, like mighty Thors hammer.
big and slow
Small, big AND sometimes sloppy dumps.
I don't take any kind of poop, where do you go to take someone's poop?
Ones that I could stand on.
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feels good man
Why do you want to know?
Long shits
Not another thread from farting dog.
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I have labor pains when I shit.
FartingDog stop posting these threads, you freak!
I take big poops. VERY big poops. I can provide pics if requested.
Acouple minutes ago I had bad diarrhea and I was expecting huge watery poops but I got tiny squirts of watery poo.
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