Okay, so one of my friends is probably getting piss tested today, i smoked with him 3 or 4 days ago.
It should be one of those tests, that works 16 days after.
Is there anyway to make the test show negative? - Remember, it is today.
don't worry it'll be a piece of piss :D
You can either substitute the piss (with a clean sample), or you can dilute the piss (drinking lots of water). But if you're going to dilute, take vitamin B, some creatine, and gatorade to put color and nutrients (that they do test for) in your sample.
Also, use your mid-stream piss. Start pissing in the toilet, then stop and start in the cup, then finish in the toilet.
I love finishing in the toilet
[QUOTE=brianosaur;33628220]
Also, use your mid-stream piss. Start pissing in the toilet, then stop and start in the cup, then finish in the toilet.[/QUOTE]
that's just dumb
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;33635668]that's just dumb[/QUOTE]
It's not dumb at all, the diluted piss would be in the mid-stream. The beginning would be a buildup of chemicals that the body is trying to get rid of.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1109651-How-to-Pass-a-Drug-Test[/url]
Pretty good guide here for it
[QUOTE=grr164;33637047]It's not dumb at all, the diluted piss would be in the mid-stream. The beginning would be a buildup of chemicals that the body is trying to get rid of.[/QUOTE]
Could be true, but it would seem to me that its all in the same bladder, not stacked up or something.
[QUOTE=taipan;33640676]Could be true, but it would seem to me that its all in the same bladder, not stacked up or something.[/QUOTE]
nah, heavier particles/ions/whatever will sink to the bottom of your bladder i'm pretty sure(but could be wrong about that), and I can speak from first hand experience with waking up and taking a piss that the more diluted piss is definitely mid-stream, seen my piss go from yellow to nearly clear just after waking up
you're not accounting for movement
well I did get up out of bed and walk to the toilet, if you're implying that I didn't
lots of sloshing there.
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;33652084]lots of sloshing there.[/QUOTE]
ironically it's probably the most I ever move about during the day, any other time I need to piss it's standing up off the chair (as opposed to getting out of bed) then walking to the toilet.
I don't live a very active life :p
[QUOTE=brianosaur;33628220]You can either substitute the piss (with a clean sample), or you can dilute the piss (drinking lots of water). But if you're going to dilute, take vitamin B, some creatine, and gatorade to put color and nutrients (that they do test for) in your sample.
Also, use your mid-stream piss. Start pissing in the toilet, then stop and start in the cup, then finish in the toilet.[/QUOTE]
lol you learned that from my thread didn't you? ;] (atleast i hope i helped spread some knowledge)
i pissed in a bottle for my friend but i guess it was the wrong temperature.
they check the temp right away so watch out for that.
can someone post a link to 'how to pass a drug test'
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bam: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1109651?highlight=how+to+pass+a+drug+test[/url]
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holy fuck my old account isn't banned?
[QUOTE=Landre899;33707901]i pissed in a bottle for my friend but i guess it was the wrong temperature.
they check the temp right away so watch out for that.[/QUOTE]
you have to keep it in a thin plastic bladder or something similar, so your body heat will keep it warm
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;33652084]lots of sloshing there.[/QUOTE]
scratch that
[QUOTE=SmarterThanYou;33707930]can someone post a link to 'how to pass a drug test'
[editline]13th December 2011[/editline]
bam: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1109651?highlight=how+to+pass+a+drug+test[/url]
[editline]13th December 2011[/editline]
holy fuck my old account isn't banned?[/QUOTE]
Na man its not, in fact we had a conversation in the addicts lounge the other day about where the fuck you had gone :v:
it warms my heart to know i was not forgotten <3
[QUOTE=AbysalRush;33710751]you have to keep it in a thin plastic bladder or something similar, so your body heat will keep it warm[/QUOTE]
Could you use a thermos?
lol
[QUOTE=lunarwalrus;33714979]Could you use a thermos?
lol[/QUOTE]
if you could sneak it in
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