• Facepunch Rap Battle 2010 Voting
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[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Rap_Battle_2010.png[/IMG] Yo, you've been waiting for it, and it is finally here. The Facepunch rap battle voting thread. The competitors come from all over all for one cause, to win. For those who don't know what this is about read some of the links below. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=502225"]Rap Battle 2008 Megathread[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=511319"]Rap Battle 2008 Voting Thread[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=729543"]Rap Battle 2009 Megathread[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=764212"]Rap Battle 2009 Voting Thread[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=922006"]Rap Battle 2010 Megathread[/URL] [B]Criteria[/B] The winner will be decided by a vote. You should judge the competitors off of their [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=diss"]Disses[/URL] [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flow"]Flow[/URL] [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=style"]Style[/URL] The order is based off of when the raps were received. The winner will receive a 20 dollar stream gift. The winner will be determined in 1 wee [B] Entrants:[/B] Lord_Skellig Meader and Pepin pyrofiliac Duckboy100 (who didn't record his rap it seems) TEH_TPMASTER Tazza Tu154M and Shogunner [B]Raps [/B]_____________________ [IMG]http://filebox.me/files/4e0phsr1t_ls_banner.jpg[/IMG] Name: Lord_Skellig Rap: [URL]http://filebox.me/view/5yzvz92cp[/URL] Lyrics: [quote]He's, the infamous Scott (S-C-O-T-T) sequestered deipnosophist, he is not what he seems to portray let him verbally relay Forsooth, yea I nay contrair what you declare (lexical) amalgamation does impair (vicissitudinate) the hebitudinous affair opprobrium, we elucidate your lyrics don't compare Acute circumlocutive interlocutor my cerebellum emulates a verbal computer perplexing perspicacity, dexterous tenacity now a subjugation of malevolent veracity Pepin I bestow upon you serendipity but never endeavor to lexicography hark, a definition, oh nay, this tertiary, coalition, emmision impediment to your verbal malnutrition sesquipedalian war of attrition we're the lexical symposiarchs while you are just a boy 'till our ploy (to deploy) our verbal horse of troy TH89 your lyics may align in the past antecedant, are they alas. Intervocalic, gallimaufry compilation in a yea abhorrent entity segue the etymology retained in this cacophony an equivocal, antiquated, philosophy induced in your enjambment, monstrosity Meader you convey yourself a rap battle leader but you can't periphrasticate, colloquial reader yeah sure you've got skills, the skills of an amoeba in fact your rhyming composition's on par with Justin Beiber I'm the imbroglious, autonomous, frequently synonymous with apocryphal sobriquets pervading my esophagus mephistophelian endeavors galvanise the enumerate They call me the: malignant defenestrator unrequited pertubator anonymous castrator paragraph dilator capricious collator adjective narrator bodacious verbal calculator complex syntax germinator[/quote]_____________________ [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Rap_Battle_2010_Banner.png[/IMG] Name: Meader and Pepin Rap: [URL]http://filebox.me/view/9gj902yfx[/URL] Lyrics: [quote]Represent mother fuckin' Maine! I'm feelin it man. Yo meader, Ya ready? Yea I'm ready. kick it! This is the facepunch rap battle twenty ten hoe My beats be sweet while my rhymes, they flow. And now Meader here to set the bar up high in this joint so sit on back and listen up as I make my point. I been a member of this forum since back in oh-eight and it's recently been questioned if I really am straight But I can tell ya for sure with my hand up to god I won't be on my knees for garry just so I can be a mod. Talkin' TH89, his rappin' skills be prime he can rhyme, commit a crime and his girlfriend, she's a dime But there's one thing he can't do, That's stop me, bitch, it's true. I'm gunna stick to you like glue, you're reign of terror's through Speakin' a ladies, I know this one baby I'd like to call out GoodApollo for givin me the scabies. I'd of charged a little more if I'd of known ya had fleas Got the seven-year itch while you were on your knees While I be scratchin an itchin, you best be back in the kitchen Stop ur bitchin an' wishin' cuz pleasin you ain't my mission. Shut your mouth, I don't wanna hear no words escape, I'm gunna rape ya with my lyrics, force feed em like grapes. RELAXiN I don't wanna hear no shit from you I'm the god damn best, I'm fuckin mewtwo Sickle, ya bitch, stop yo whinin you wussy all day you just be cryin cuz ya lost ya pussy Uberman77883, You're a piece of fuckin' shit, and no threat to me Crono*'d gain more credit if he'd drop from this race Why don't you go on back to watchin fuckin' Waverly Place Killa101's a canadian whore "What's lube?" this faggot say, that's what syrup's made for. These immitators be playin, they should go back to crochetin, Check out that spit they be sprayin, loose at the seams they be frayin The gold member forum's for shit talkin an postin I don't know what they be sayin, but they all sure be boastin and toastin' and roastin and hostin flame wars galore Meanwhile Hezzy's changin pads, collectin monies from his whore talkin Rusty, he's busty, tits are crusty, milk's musty, He aint no trusty, just lusty so fat he waves and it's gusty He's a pussy, a wussy, grandma and him playin footsies and when he tries to get pushy, she ends up smackin his tushy Pyropheliac likes men and I can't trash him for that but I can thrash him every day for his mom bein flat I tried to suckle on her titty but it couldn't be found thought I had it but discovered that's her dick on the ground Benevolant Elephant, you're completely irrelivant, Shit posters like you are unendingly prevalent You're a dime-a-dozen, sister's cousin, wanna be poser and so I hose ya, my wish for you is clearly malevolent T to the U-1-5-4 to the M I'm hearin better sounds when I have a BM You look at tiny children when you masturbate Little jewish boys beware, he'll make you concentrate To the rest of all you all, I got nothin to say I could sit and trash yall here every day but I got, things to do and people to maim Oh and by the way fuckers, you just lost the game[/quote]_____________________ [IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/rap%20battle%202010%20banner.png[/IMG] Name: pyrofiliac Rap: [URL]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/facepunch%20rap%20battle%202010%20entry.mp3[/URL] Lyrics: [quote]yo these nerdy little kids can't cut it no more this sin't preschool its face punch you dirty little whores you can't rhyme to save your life so just walk right out the door drop an inconvinient truth on your ass like al gore my rhymes are real offensive just like harold and kumar i might just be arrested cause sometimes i take it too far im stayin underground underneath the public radar you kids are really fruity cause you're setting of my gaydar yo meader and pepin yo they know all about steppin cause they're steppin into dog shit when they try representing and agoat fucks goats ever since he was eleven he and sheepy like the beastiality that theyve been getting soviet beef maybe you should brush your teeth cause theres jizz between your molars and your breath smells like a queef good apollo maybe you should change your name to bad venus cause youre not a greek god and youre hungry for the penis and fenwick the funny truth is that you aint got no dick youre gayer than gay moderator jacking off to furry picks elitehackers still stressed about his final four picks he didnt realize it wasnt for his favorite chick flick TH89 congrats you finally tied the knot with your butt buddy kabuto that you still deny alot but the truth is really obvious we know you find him hot and youre covering up your gayness with the shitty rhymes you got killa 101 your rhymes are kind of lame you know because you told your dad you wanted to perform fellatio on your resume you said your dream was to fellate and blow every man in every city in the whole wide nation yo lizard king your rapping sounds like youve been doing crack son and woolley if you were a three stooge you would be the whack one shogunners mom be fellatin me right after this tracks done and silverhammers rappin is more dead than michael jackson i know i missed some people but you know it doesnt matter cause unlike mikfoz ive got complete control over my bladder i dissed a bunch of nerdy kids it only made them sadder you look like weight watchers only slightly more fatter to tell you all the truth yo i am getting real annoyed cause you gotta learn the less that a mic isn't a toy rap battles are what separates the men from little boys and to be honest you bitches just got lyrically destroyed[/quote]_____________________ [IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2842sy.jpg[/IMG] Name: Duckboy100 Instrumental: [URL]http://galactopticon.net/battlebeats...0we%20good.mp3[/URL] Lyrics: [quote]All you mother fuckers really wanna challenge me? Fuck this dumbass bitch, I’m the new OP. And my new decree, is to fuck you all up, and leave yo dead body in a fuckin dump truck. No more games its time to get serious, but lets do it quick before my raps leave you delirious. Oh wait, shit… what was I sayin? Oh yeah somethin’ about me… meader’s mom… and ejaculatin’. Hang on, yeah I remember, it was 2 years ago… in late December, oh Meader your mom was a real hoe, she was snortin’ too much coke, yeah pretty sad. Stuck my dick real far up her ass, she didn’t feel shit because she was smoking too much grass… shit enough about you, Tazza’s dumbass needs some attention aswell, guess it doesn’t matter all Mexicans go to hell ( HAHA) either that or they end up in jail, hoppin borders or on ships settin’ sail. Damn… I gotta diss you all? Shit let me do it in one continuous brawl. Fuck funnycat, wooley, and all you fags, all you poor ass motherfuckers are wearin fuckin rags. Alright losers this is the end, watch me walk away as your rap career descends. Hold on how could that happen if you never even made a CENT rappin, all you kids need to go back to bed , hurry the fuck up so I can give your mom some head. But honestly, I just don’t give a fuck, all you bitches are about to get straight outa luck, cuz.. when im rappin’ I just let loose so now what? you wanna call it truce? Hell no I got more to say, more raps about you dumbass bitchez’ bein’ gay, more shit to say about your family, more to gloat about me bein a G, what? that’s what rap is, ain’t it? Or was rap tainted, by the blood of children and retards like you who THINK you can rap, when you should be in school, I’m 13 and my lyrics are better then yours will ever be, fuck this shit, I’m out.. peace….[/quote]_____________________ [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2ezir92.jpg[/IMG] Name: On to the Next One Rap: [URL]http://tindeck.com/listen/uzug[/URL] Lyrics: [quote]Look motherfuckers, I'm the best. I may not be black, but I can lay you to rest. Look, TH89, I just said it again. Dude, it's no problem, we can still be friends. I like you dude, Just don't finger my butthole. Keep your hands away from me, and we'll stay cool. I understand you got somethin' to prove, with your hardcore whitey nerd, fuck racists attitude. But I really don't need to listen to you. You probly got a puerto rican boy that shaves your pubes. (chorus) (lo-fi with bland radio sound) On to the next one On to the next one My first facepunch battle and I'm already winnin' son. On to the next one On to the next one On, to, the next one. Pepin and Meader, more like Starsky and Hutch. The bad thing for you, is I don't like their show that much. Pepin are you the catcher? Or is it Meader with the glove? Do you bend each other over? Or do ya show each other love? Do ya look in his eyes, Mead, when he's sucking your slammer, Or does Pepin lift you up and smack you with his hammer? Have you had enough guys? Have I made it clear? I think you two, are fucking queer! (chorus) (lo-fi with bland radio sound) On to the next one On to the next one My first facepunch battle and I'm already winnin' son. On to the next one On to the next one Pyrofiliac get ready, we about to have fun. I can't make faggot jokes because I'd be less than insulting don't think I'm gonna give up, sit in my corner, be sultry. Who the fuck wants to photoshop Horatio, Your thread is stupid bro, just in case you didn't know. CSI: Miami, what a motherfucking shame. If facepunch goes down the toilet, you'll be the one to blame. Go make threads about your shitty shows, You ain't got no rap game, your music blows. (chorus) (lo-fi with bland radio sound) On to the next one On to the next one My first facepunch battle and I'm already winnin' son. On to the next one On to the next one We gotta break down so I can be done. Crono molested the triforce, stuck his finger through the middle, Then Grubflyer appeared licked the carpet as it piddled. ShoGunn3r? You're here? I didn't hear your bitchy voice. You and tu don't wanna suck you ain't really got a choice. My penis is through your monitor every last one of you tricks. Last of all, I'm sorry, if any of you are actually chicks. Outro about Hezzy[/quote]_____________________ [IMG]http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/8584/tazzafprb2010.png[/IMG] Name: Tazza Rap: [URL]http://tindeck.com/listen/prte[/URL] Lyrics: [quote]I spit filth and fury in every direction Machete got you carved up lookin like a disection You pussies got problems like urinary tract infections Bunch of nerds boasting bout your gmod addon collections Lyrical resurrection Tazza will, never, die. From a place called London where we snack on meat pies Rape the 3rd world and shit in water supplies Dominate the contest, I possess skill Yo’ momma shoulda been swallowing abortion pills My name ain't rusty I will never pussy out Stompin’ your jaw is what I'm knowledgeable about I'll sacrifice a pig on your mother’s grave Then broadcast your screams over radio air waves My rhymes weren't the best in 2008 But by the end of this call me Tazza the Great In this rap battle I’ll put you in yo' place I will never be a member of the Caucasian race I'll spray shit in Meader and Pepin's face They’ll only retaliate with letters WRITTEN IN UPPER CASE The small prize got you nerds wet dreamin' Poor geeks over 20 dollars got you all fiendin’ You must be crazy if you think you’re gonna win You need a strait jacket I’m takin’ you to the loony bin I'm cold hearted like an Elite Combine Riddle you full of bullets like your name was TH89 [/quote]_____________________ [IMG]http://filebox.me/files/msaiiruf2_rapbattle.png[/IMG] Name: Tu154M and Shogunner Rap: [URL]http://filebox.me/view/q0eijzgpi[/URL] Lyrics: NA _____________________ Those who pussied out of the end up on the wall of pussies. 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I voted based on who I don't know vs. who I dislike.
I'm no rapper I just talk over beats what is this.
Pyromaniac fucked shit up. There is no comparison between his rap and everyone else rap.
Uhh hey tazza you know you're supposed to actually diss people right I mean come on make an effort!
Well it's better than what all the pussies produced. What is up with the whole shorty term in raps?
Meader and Pepin killed it.
If by killed it, you mean ruined the rap by using words that no one understands then yes, he killed it. Seriously, with his accent and those words, that rap is hard as hell to understand without the lyrics.
I was reading Lord Skelling's lyrics and thought it could be good. But then I listened...
pyrofiliac's rap is the only one that is even worth listening to.
Comedy "hurr" option
[QUOTE=TacoFamine;22112767]Meader and Pepin killed it.[/QUOTE] And then we hid the body.
I think people should present a followup rap/rebuttal.
[QUOTE=Pepin;22113371]And then we hid the body.[/QUOTE] In my stomach
Both Meader and Pepin made a great one but i some how prefer Pyro's
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;22113600]Both Meader and Pepin made a great one but i some how prefer Pyro's[/QUOTE] Probably the cleaner sound.
Or the fact that I verbally raped you :lol:
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22113774]Or the fact that I verbally raped you :lol:[/QUOTE] Well I'm going to physically rape you.
Bring it on, stud :q:
it's going to be a close call between meader/pepin and pyro :ohdear:
Every year it ends up that 90% of the people me and Meader insult pussy out.
Can't decide between pyro and tpmaster, the rest aren't even worth listening to.
Pyro definitely has the best lyrics.
tu154m and shogunner are so lame oh my god lol
Pyrofiliac Your wrap sucked so much, add some more tomatoes You think you are so awesome but you only eat potatoes Come on man, what do you think I'm a crack sniffin' whore? Or a itsy little guy wanting Cock a little more Your dad is so fat He really likes them boys All those gay mens asses your cock will destroy Man I'm not really that much dissin you But your rap really sucked it smelled a little of poo I'm gonna go man Into my cave And do something like go and have a shave Man your so poor Lyrically I mean You just wanna boost Your little E Peen And you know what man The worst part is? It's really sick 'cause all you do is always drink my jizz WORD!
[QUOTE=Zattatar;22114128]Pyrofiliac Your wrap sucked so much, add some more tomatoes You think you are so awesome but you only eat potatoes Come on man, what do you think I'm a crack sniffin' whore? Or a itsy little guy wanting Cock a little more Your dad is so fat He really likes them boys All those gay mens asses your cock will destroy Man I'm not really that much dissin you But your rap really sucked it smelled a little of poo I'm gonna go man Into my cave And do something like go and have a shave Man your so poor Lyrically I mean You just wanna boost Your little E Peen And you know what man The worst part is? It's really sick 'cause all you do is always drink my jizz WORD![/QUOTE] I can't hear anything.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22113859]Bring it on, stud :q:[/QUOTE] Oh it's on like tea in Britain at noon.
Pyro destroyed everyone. It's pretty sad.
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;22113145]pyrofiliac's rap is the only one that is even worth listening to.[/QUOTE] [editline]02:22AM[/editline] hahahahahaha holy shit pyrofiliac is winning by a landside close the polls
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22114287]I can't hear anything.[/QUOTE] God damn we should have more _____ Battle threads, it's so fun.
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