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Yo, you've been waiting for it, and it is finally here. The Facepunch rap battle voting thread. The competitors come from all over all for one cause, to win. For those who don't know what this is about read some of the links below.
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=502225"]Rap Battle 2008 Megathread[/URL]
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=511319"]Rap Battle 2008 Voting Thread[/URL]
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=729543"]Rap Battle 2009 Megathread[/URL]
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=764212"]Rap Battle 2009 Voting Thread[/URL]
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=922006"]Rap Battle 2010 Megathread[/URL]
[B]Criteria[/B]
The winner will be decided by a vote. You should judge the competitors off of their
[URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=diss"]Disses[/URL]
[URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flow"]Flow[/URL]
[URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=style"]Style[/URL]
The order is based off of when the raps were received. The winner will receive a 20 dollar stream gift. The winner will be determined in 1 wee
[B]
Entrants:[/B]
Lord_Skellig
Meader and Pepin
pyrofiliac
Duckboy100 (who didn't record his rap it seems)
TEH_TPMASTER
Tazza
Tu154M and Shogunner
[B]Raps
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Name: Lord_Skellig
Rap: [URL]http://filebox.me/view/5yzvz92cp[/URL]
Lyrics:
[quote]He's, the infamous Scott (S-C-O-T-T)
sequestered deipnosophist, he is not
what he seems to portray
let him verbally relay
Forsooth, yea I nay contrair what you declare
(lexical) amalgamation does impair
(vicissitudinate) the hebitudinous affair
opprobrium, we elucidate your lyrics don't compare
Acute circumlocutive interlocutor
my cerebellum emulates a verbal computer
perplexing perspicacity, dexterous tenacity
now a subjugation of malevolent veracity
Pepin I bestow upon you serendipity
but never endeavor to lexicography
hark, a definition, oh nay,
this tertiary, coalition, emmision
impediment to your verbal malnutrition
sesquipedalian war of attrition
we're the lexical symposiarchs while you are just a boy
'till our ploy (to deploy) our verbal horse of troy
TH89 your lyics may align in the past
antecedant, are they alas. Intervocalic,
gallimaufry compilation in a yea abhorrent entity
segue the etymology retained in this cacophony
an equivocal, antiquated, philosophy
induced in your enjambment, monstrosity
Meader you convey yourself a rap battle leader
but you can't periphrasticate, colloquial reader
yeah sure you've got skills, the skills of an amoeba
in fact your rhyming composition's on par with Justin Beiber
I'm the imbroglious, autonomous, frequently synonymous
with apocryphal sobriquets pervading my esophagus
mephistophelian endeavors galvanise the enumerate
They call me the:
malignant defenestrator
unrequited pertubator
anonymous castrator
paragraph dilator
capricious collator
adjective narrator
bodacious verbal calculator
complex syntax germinator[/quote]_____________________
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Name: Meader and Pepin
Rap: [URL]http://filebox.me/view/9gj902yfx[/URL]
Lyrics:
[quote]Represent mother fuckin' Maine!
I'm feelin it man.
Yo meader, Ya ready?
Yea I'm ready.
kick it!
This is the facepunch rap battle twenty ten hoe
My beats be sweet while my rhymes, they flow.
And now Meader here to set the bar up high in this joint
so sit on back and listen up as I make my point.
I been a member of this forum since back in oh-eight
and it's recently been questioned if I really am straight
But I can tell ya for sure with my hand up to god
I won't be on my knees for garry just so I can be a mod.
Talkin' TH89, his rappin' skills be prime
he can rhyme, commit a crime and his girlfriend, she's a dime
But there's one thing he can't do, That's stop me, bitch, it's true.
I'm gunna stick to you like glue, you're reign of terror's through
Speakin' a ladies, I know this one baby
I'd like to call out GoodApollo for givin me the scabies.
I'd of charged a little more if I'd of known ya had fleas
Got the seven-year itch while you were on your knees
While I be scratchin an itchin, you best be back in the kitchen
Stop ur bitchin an' wishin' cuz pleasin you ain't my mission.
Shut your mouth, I don't wanna hear no words escape,
I'm gunna rape ya with my lyrics, force feed em like grapes.
RELAXiN I don't wanna hear no shit from you
I'm the god damn best, I'm fuckin mewtwo
Sickle, ya bitch, stop yo whinin you wussy
all day you just be cryin cuz ya lost ya pussy
Uberman77883,
You're a piece of fuckin' shit, and no threat to me
Crono*'d gain more credit if he'd drop from this race
Why don't you go on back to watchin fuckin' Waverly Place
Killa101's a canadian whore
"What's lube?" this faggot say, that's what syrup's made for.
These immitators be playin, they should go back to crochetin,
Check out that spit they be sprayin, loose at the seams they be frayin
The gold member forum's for shit talkin an postin
I don't know what they be sayin, but they all sure be boastin
and toastin' and roastin and hostin flame wars galore
Meanwhile Hezzy's changin pads, collectin monies from his whore
talkin Rusty, he's busty,
tits are crusty, milk's musty,
He aint no trusty, just lusty
so fat he waves and it's gusty
He's a pussy, a wussy, grandma and him playin footsies
and when he tries to get pushy, she ends up smackin his tushy
Pyropheliac likes men and I can't trash him for that
but I can thrash him every day for his mom bein flat
I tried to suckle on her titty but it couldn't be found
thought I had it but discovered that's her dick on the ground
Benevolant Elephant, you're completely irrelivant,
Shit posters like you are unendingly prevalent
You're a dime-a-dozen, sister's cousin, wanna be poser
and so I hose ya,
my wish for you is clearly malevolent
T to the U-1-5-4 to the M
I'm hearin better sounds when I have a BM
You look at tiny children when you masturbate
Little jewish boys beware, he'll make you concentrate
To the rest of all you all, I got nothin to say
I could sit and trash yall here every day
but I got, things to do and people to maim
Oh and by the way fuckers, you just lost the game[/quote]_____________________
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Name: pyrofiliac
Rap: [URL]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/facepunch%20rap%20battle%202010%20entry.mp3[/URL]
Lyrics:
[quote]yo these nerdy little kids can't cut it no more
this sin't preschool its face punch you dirty little whores
you can't rhyme to save your life so just walk right out the door
drop an inconvinient truth on your ass like al gore
my rhymes are real offensive just like harold and kumar
i might just be arrested cause sometimes i take it too far
im stayin underground underneath the public radar
you kids are really fruity cause you're setting of my gaydar
yo meader and pepin yo they know all about steppin
cause they're steppin into dog shit when they try representing
and agoat fucks goats ever since he was eleven
he and sheepy like the beastiality that theyve been getting
soviet beef maybe you should brush your teeth
cause theres jizz between your molars and your breath smells like a queef
good apollo maybe you should change your name to bad venus
cause youre not a greek god and youre hungry for the penis
and fenwick the funny truth is that you aint got no dick
youre gayer than gay moderator jacking off to furry picks
elitehackers still stressed about his final four picks
he didnt realize it wasnt for his favorite chick flick
TH89 congrats you finally tied the knot
with your butt buddy kabuto that you still deny alot
but the truth is really obvious we know you find him hot
and youre covering up your gayness with the shitty rhymes you got
killa 101 your rhymes are kind of lame you know
because you told your dad you wanted to perform fellatio
on your resume you said your dream was to fellate and blow
every man in every city in the whole wide nation yo
lizard king your rapping sounds like youve been doing crack son
and woolley if you were a three stooge you would be the whack one
shogunners mom be fellatin me right after this tracks done
and silverhammers rappin is more dead than michael jackson
i know i missed some people but you know it doesnt matter
cause unlike mikfoz ive got complete control over my bladder
i dissed a bunch of nerdy kids it only made them sadder
you look like weight watchers only slightly more fatter
to tell you all the truth yo i am getting real annoyed
cause you gotta learn the less that a mic isn't a toy
rap battles are what separates the men from little boys
and to be honest you bitches just got lyrically destroyed[/quote]_____________________
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Name: Duckboy100
Instrumental: [URL]http://galactopticon.net/battlebeats...0we%20good.mp3[/URL]
Lyrics:
[quote]All you mother fuckers really wanna challenge me? Fuck this dumbass bitch, I’m the new OP. And my new decree, is to fuck you all up, and leave yo dead body in a fuckin dump truck. No more games its time to get serious, but lets do it quick before my raps leave you delirious. Oh wait, shit… what was I sayin? Oh yeah somethin’ about me… meader’s mom… and ejaculatin’. Hang on, yeah I remember, it was 2 years ago… in late December, oh Meader your mom was a real hoe, she was snortin’ too much coke, yeah pretty sad.
Stuck my dick real far up her ass, she didn’t feel shit because she was smoking too much grass… shit enough about you, Tazza’s dumbass needs some attention aswell, guess it doesn’t matter all Mexicans go to hell ( HAHA) either that or they end up in jail, hoppin borders or on ships settin’ sail. Damn… I gotta diss you all? Shit let me do it in one continuous brawl. Fuck funnycat, wooley, and all you fags, all you poor ass motherfuckers are wearin fuckin rags. Alright losers this is the end, watch me walk away as your rap career descends. Hold on how could that happen if you never even made a CENT rappin, all you kids need to go back to bed , hurry the fuck up so I can give your mom some head.
But honestly, I just don’t give a fuck, all you bitches are about to get straight outa luck, cuz.. when im rappin’ I just let loose so now what? you wanna call it truce? Hell no I got more to say, more raps about you dumbass bitchez’ bein’ gay, more shit to say about your family, more to gloat about me bein a G, what? that’s what rap is, ain’t it? Or was rap tainted, by the blood of children and retards like you who THINK you can rap, when you should be in school, I’m 13 and my lyrics are better then yours will ever be, fuck this shit, I’m out.. peace….[/quote]_____________________
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Name: On to the Next One
Rap: [URL]http://tindeck.com/listen/uzug[/URL]
Lyrics:
[quote]Look motherfuckers, I'm the best.
I may not be black, but I can lay you to rest.
Look, TH89, I just said it again.
Dude, it's no problem, we can still be friends.
I like you dude,
Just don't finger my butthole.
Keep your hands away from me, and we'll stay cool.
I understand you got somethin' to prove,
with your hardcore whitey nerd,
fuck racists attitude.
But I really don't need to listen to you.
You probly got a puerto rican boy
that shaves your pubes.
(chorus) (lo-fi with bland radio sound)
On to the next one
On to the next one
My first facepunch battle
and I'm already winnin' son.
On to the next one
On to the next one
On, to, the next one.
Pepin and Meader, more like Starsky and Hutch.
The bad thing for you,
is I don't like their show that much.
Pepin are you the catcher?
Or is it Meader with the glove?
Do you bend each other over?
Or do ya show each other love?
Do ya look in his eyes, Mead, when
he's sucking your slammer,
Or does Pepin lift you up and smack you
with his hammer?
Have you had enough guys?
Have I made it clear?
I think you two,
are fucking queer!
(chorus) (lo-fi with bland radio sound)
On to the next one
On to the next one
My first facepunch battle
and I'm already winnin' son.
On to the next one
On to the next one
Pyrofiliac get ready,
we about to have fun.
I can't make faggot jokes
because I'd be less than insulting
don't think I'm gonna give up,
sit in my corner, be sultry.
Who the fuck wants to photoshop Horatio,
Your thread is stupid bro, just in case you didn't know.
CSI: Miami, what a motherfucking shame.
If facepunch goes down the toilet,
you'll be the one to blame.
Go make threads about your shitty shows,
You ain't got no rap game,
your music blows.
(chorus) (lo-fi with bland radio sound)
On to the next one
On to the next one
My first facepunch battle
and I'm already winnin' son.
On to the next one
On to the next one
We gotta break down
so I can be done.
Crono molested the triforce,
stuck his finger through the middle,
Then Grubflyer appeared
licked the carpet as it piddled.
ShoGunn3r? You're here?
I didn't hear your bitchy voice.
You and tu don't wanna suck
you ain't really got a choice.
My penis is through your monitor
every last one of you tricks.
Last of all, I'm sorry,
if any of you are actually chicks.
Outro about Hezzy[/quote]_____________________
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Name: Tazza
Rap: [URL]http://tindeck.com/listen/prte[/URL]
Lyrics:
[quote]I spit filth and fury in every direction
Machete got you carved up lookin like a disection
You pussies got problems like urinary tract infections
Bunch of nerds boasting bout your gmod addon collections
Lyrical resurrection Tazza will, never, die.
From a place called London where we snack on meat pies
Rape the 3rd world and shit in water supplies
Dominate the contest, I possess skill
Yo’ momma shoulda been swallowing abortion pills
My name ain't rusty I will never pussy out
Stompin’ your jaw is what I'm knowledgeable about
I'll sacrifice a pig on your mother’s grave
Then broadcast your screams over radio air waves
My rhymes weren't the best in 2008
But by the end of this call me Tazza the Great
In this rap battle I’ll put you in yo' place
I will never be a member of the Caucasian race
I'll spray shit in Meader and Pepin's face
They’ll only retaliate with letters WRITTEN IN UPPER CASE
The small prize got you nerds wet dreamin'
Poor geeks over 20 dollars got you all fiendin’
You must be crazy if you think you’re gonna win
You need a strait jacket I’m takin’ you to the loony bin
I'm cold hearted like an Elite Combine
Riddle you full of bullets like your name was TH89
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Name: Tu154M and Shogunner
Rap: [URL]http://filebox.me/view/q0eijzgpi[/URL]
Lyrics: NA
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Those who pussied out of the end up on the wall of pussies.
[B]
Wall of Pussies[/B] (bolded are new members)
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onox37
Angus
HybridTheory
SilverHammer
Gprimeisback
Mikeyspike
teh_Shane
Rusty100
Uber_Dude
Real
SnakeYuoko
gnome
rawkfist462
Acegikmo
xGoodApollox
Austin Og
3com111
AshMan55
ThePanther
MisterWaffle
Bl4ckDmon
P13 BO1
chickennanny
blackXmesa66
Meteos King
TarpKlarp
M3NT4L1TY
DrVivi
Brodi
Meazum
Scrub
Griml3xx
WWIII
Callia and Burg
Johnson
Rusty 100
Beau Phos
Submarine09
Wakka
Gumpen
Nautsabes[B]
Superstormj
Crono*
Agoat
elitehakor
RELAXiN
Sickle
BnevolntElefant
Soviet Beef
Uberman77883
FreddiRox!
GrubFlyer
Sheepy!
Katie Perry
Gay Moderator
HookJ
killa101
FacepunchZen
fenwick
technologic
Dandyhighwayman
Woolley
zin908
Funnycat
The_Lizard_Xing
JustExtreme
Bubz
Rubs10
SilverHammer
elitehakor
MisterWaffle
Ze Wolf E
DarkCisco
kizza55
DisasterButton[/B]
I voted based on who I don't know vs. who I dislike.
I'm no rapper I just talk over beats what is this.
Pyromaniac fucked shit up.
There is no comparison between his rap and everyone else rap.
Uhh hey tazza you know you're supposed to actually diss people right I mean come on make an effort!
Well it's better than what all the pussies produced.
What is up with the whole shorty term in raps?
Meader and Pepin killed it.
If by killed it, you mean ruined the rap by using words that no one understands then yes, he killed it.
Seriously, with his accent and those words, that rap is hard as hell to understand without the lyrics.
I was reading Lord Skelling's lyrics and thought it could be good. But then I listened...
pyrofiliac's rap is the only one that is even worth listening to.
Comedy "hurr" option
[QUOTE=TacoFamine;22112767]Meader and Pepin killed it.[/QUOTE]
And then we hid the body.
I think people should present a followup rap/rebuttal.
[QUOTE=Pepin;22113371]And then we hid the body.[/QUOTE]
In my stomach
Both Meader and Pepin made a great one but i some how prefer Pyro's
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;22113600]Both Meader and Pepin made a great one but i some how prefer Pyro's[/QUOTE]
Probably the cleaner sound.
Or the fact that I verbally raped you :lol:
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22113774]Or the fact that I verbally raped you :lol:[/QUOTE]
Well I'm going to physically rape you.
Bring it on, stud :q:
it's going to be a close call between meader/pepin and pyro :ohdear:
Every year it ends up that 90% of the people me and Meader insult pussy out.
Can't decide between pyro and tpmaster, the rest aren't even worth listening to.
Pyro definitely has the best lyrics.
tu154m and shogunner are so lame oh my god lol
Pyrofiliac
Your wrap sucked so much, add some more tomatoes
You think you are so awesome but you only eat potatoes
Come on man, what do you think
I'm a crack sniffin' whore?
Or a itsy little guy wanting
Cock a little more
Your dad is so fat
He really likes them boys
All those gay mens asses your cock will destroy
Man I'm not really that much dissin you
But your rap really sucked it smelled a little of poo
I'm gonna go man
Into my cave
And do something like go and have a
shave
Man your so poor
Lyrically I mean
You just wanna boost
Your little E
Peen
And you know what man
The worst part is?
It's really sick 'cause all you do
is always drink my jizz
WORD!
[QUOTE=Zattatar;22114128]Pyrofiliac
Your wrap sucked so much, add some more tomatoes
You think you are so awesome but you only eat potatoes
Come on man, what do you think
I'm a crack sniffin' whore?
Or a itsy little guy wanting
Cock a little more
Your dad is so fat
He really likes them boys
All those gay mens asses your cock will destroy
Man I'm not really that much dissin you
But your rap really sucked it smelled a little of poo
I'm gonna go man
Into my cave
And do something like go and have a
shave
Man your so poor
Lyrically I mean
You just wanna boost
Your little E
Peen
And you know what man
The worst part is?
It's really sick 'cause all you do
is always drink my jizz
WORD![/QUOTE]
I can't hear anything.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22113859]Bring it on, stud :q:[/QUOTE]
Oh it's on like tea in Britain at noon.
Pyro destroyed everyone. It's pretty sad.
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;22113145]pyrofiliac's rap is the only one that is even worth listening to.[/QUOTE]
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hahahahahaha holy shit pyrofiliac is winning by a landside close the polls
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;22114287]I can't hear anything.[/QUOTE]
God damn we should have more _____ Battle threads, it's so fun.
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