• Funniest things said on FP
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[quote]Mr. Scorpio Talking about tripp pants Those are the most retarded fucking pants I've ever seen. It looks like someone escaped from the fucking fruit rollup factory in those things.[/quote] What lines have you read on here that had you bowl over?
HOYL FUCK ITS WORKING ^_^ Edit: oh shit, it really says i payed 999.95. Im so fucked Edit: im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund
dan was boobies
Xray? REALLY? FUCK YEAH!
[QUOTE=_Chewgum;22972908]HOYL FUCK ITS WORKING ^_^ Edit: oh shit, it really says i payed 999.95. Im so fucked Edit: im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund[/QUOTE] This was funny at the time, but now it's just a milestone which if you recognise/remember it, you know you're a classic facepunch member/fan.
[quote=A dude who's name I forget in a thread I can't remember]no offence but england is pretty shit you cant even guns there[/quote] I can't forget this for some reason :v:
[QUOTE=_Chewgum;22972908]HOYL FUCK ITS WORKING ^_^ Edit: oh shit, it really says i payed 999.95. Im so fucked Edit: im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund[/QUOTE] Always wondered what ever happened to that kid.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;20065228]My Friend was sleeping on my floor while I played Cod, He was defenatly asleep, but he said "SHOOT DEM NIGGAS" with the brookyln accent, even though we are in england I nearly fell over[/QUOTE]
I remember reading a thread in the RC, that is consisted of something close to the following: "Why the hell did you ban me man, I didn't do anything wrong. You better unban me soon or else I'll stick a remote up my ass"
[QUOTE=:. :: :.;20061279]Once my mom yelled really loud "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Scared the shit out of me thought someone broke in or some shit. So i ran out there and found she was sleeping. Also, her ass talked in her sleep once. It said "BRRRRRRRGGHH".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;22973576]I remember reading a thread in the RC, that is consisted of something close to the following: "Why the hell did you ban me man, I didn't do anything wrong. You better unban me soon or else I'll stick a remote up my ass"[/QUOTE] Did you get the reference/joke?
I've seen some pretty funnies. But I didn't save them...
"Me and some friends got high and went to see avatar in 3D, I thought I was going to die. [editline]06:39PM[/editline] "Stop worrying about other peoples jews and just find a nice jew of your own to worry about."
Good ol Dan.
Haha, I could imagine taking acid and watching avatar.
Someone's pulsing the ports!
somebody said that dan was boobies
Does anyone have a link to that guy who played Oblivion while fucking high and loaded up the next day and not remembering a thing from it?
[URL]http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=assholem.png[/URL] This
[QUOTE=dutchah;22973958]Does anyone have a link to that guy who played Oblivion while fucking high and loaded up the next day and not remembering a thing from it?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=631191[/url]
someone posted this in LMAO [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/what1234.jpg[/img]
This was a classic. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18984515&postcount=1"]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18984515&postcount=1[/URL]
[QUOTE=Purplevain;22973698]"Me and some friends got high and went to see avatar in 3D, I thought I was going to die."[/QUOTE] that one was me :buddy:
[quote]Welcome to internet. [B]Edited:[/B] asshole[/quote]
[QUOTE=Mcfuret;22948146]so im sitting down playing some goood old red dead crusin along the west and my brother comes in and says " i wanna play the pony game! " so i though oh what the hell i guess he can have a go. Things start out smoothly, i tell him the basic horse controls and before i know it hes blazing along the plains of mexico. He eventually comes across a camp and trys to slow down before he hits a man but insted ends up ramming him into the distance he rides up to him and said "Oh no hes blooding what do i do?" so i say forget it and fast travel him into cougar territory for some fun. After that he was attacked by a cougar he was scared and screemed " Ahhhh how do i tame it"? So i told him that the r trigger is what you will want which actually made the guy pull out his buffalo rifle and shoot the cougar square in the face. This makes him shout "NOOOO CLiffourd (what)" and run up to the corpse. He notices the action Press y to skin animal " coool does that mean you can draw and put stickers on it like in Little big planet". So i say yeah go ahead and decorate him so he presses it and goes " why does he need a knife to coulo-. Yup the next ten seconds was a combination of me laughing uncontrollably and him screaming at the tv STOP IT STTTOOPP as blood splattered and marston cuts open the cougar eventually making my brother run out saying " I hate the pony game .[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kiwi Bird;22972922]dan was boobies[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mcfuret;22948146]so im sitting down playing some goood old red dead crusin along the west and my brother comes in and says " i wanna play the pony game! " so i though oh what the hell i guess he can have a go. Things start out smoothly, i tell him the basic horse controls and before i know it hes blazing along the plains of mexico. He eventually comes across a camp and trys to slow down before he hits a man but insted ends up ramming him into the distance he rides up to him and said "Oh no hes blooding what do i do?" so i say forget it and fast travel him into cougar territory for some fun. After that he was attacked by a cougar he was scared and screemed " Ahhhh how do i tame it"? So i told him that the r trigger is what you will want which actually made the guy pull out his buffalo rifle and shoot the cougar square in the face. This makes him shout "NOOOO CLiffourd (what)" and run up to the corpse. He notices the action Press y to skin animal " coool does that mean you can draw and put stickers on it like in Little big planet". So i say yeah go ahead and decorate him so he presses it and goes " why does he need a knife to coulo-. Yup the next ten seconds was a combination of me laughing uncontrollably and him screaming at the tv STOP IT STTTOOPP as blood splattered and marston cuts open the cougar eventually making my brother run out saying " I hate the pony game .[/QUOTE] [editline]04:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DJFender;22991549]*Same story*[/QUOTE] Oh you whore
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[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;22973576]I remember reading a thread in the RC, that is consisted of something close to the following: "Why the hell did you ban me man, I didn't do anything wrong. You better unban me soon or else I'll stick a remote up my ass"[/QUOTE] Wasn't that the one I took a picture of a while back?
Where is that one thread about the guy wanting a picture for his dad or something to that extent.
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