• I think I met my twin today who is a twin/clone of myself
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It all started off when this bus driver who owned the bus I was meant to get on closed the doors right in my face, along with 20.4 people behind me. The next bus wasn't due for the next 45 minutes. Fuck. It would be pointless to stand in front of the bus stop where the bus would come because then I might actually catch it, so instead I did the entirely logical thing to do and walked away from the bus stop, therefore relieving me of all the stresses of waiting for bus. Then I saw this guy, so I sat next to him and put in my iPod and listened to an exciting cover of 'Hit me with your rhythm stick' by Avenged Sevenfold. Then this guy tapped me on the shoulder to ask for the time, so I told him the wrong time just for the 'lolz'. He then told me "Your so gay when you walk outside and rainbow comes right out of your ass", so I punched him in the face. Only then did I realise that he has the same retarded hand writing as me - the 'i' is the biggest letter and the 'y' looks like a 'g'. I was astounded. As we talked, he told me he lived in the same house as me, his mum and dad have the same names as mine and that he has a sister called Briony which I also have. How odd. We have so much in common :allears: To be honest, I thought he looked quite pretty. Oh and he's the same age as me. To the date. Although I found him an interesting person and would befriend him, I am not gay. And no I don't have any photos of him. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Parody thread" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
How about you do a parody of my thread?
I'm sorry this isn't a parody thread. This actually happened.
[QUOTE=misterv;23844456]I'm sorry this isn't a parody thread. This actually happened.[/QUOTE] Oh I see now, sorry for the misunderstanding.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=981010[/url] parody of your thread namo.
buttsex him, post pix
Parody threads are only good if they're occasional and actually have humor too them. Maybe by the end of Today 1 out of the 105 might be actually worth clicking on :(
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