• I just heard my parents fucking. They know I am awake in the computer room.
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I got up to go to the bathroom, well I gotta hold it now because then are in the next room to the bathroom, fucking. I feel scared. Terrified actually. My bro is in the same room as me, I hope to god he doesn't go back there like I did. Sorry for the small thread and stuff, I promise you this isn't spam or anything.
Have fun with reoccurring thoughts of them having it rough and wet.
Okay? Think they care? Oh right...you've never had sex.
Sneak up and stick your dick in your father's ass.
Well that was fast, they just came back to say good night. Hot damn they are quick.
video tape it so facepunch can masturbate to it
Pretend to sleepwalk and go in there. Naked.
Your not alone my parents grope each other in front of me all the time its disturbing
dammit
Are you saying they should not be allowed to have sex?
what the fuck guys my automerge [editline]05:07AM[/editline] seriously let me fucking automerge
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;24255543]Are you saying they should not be allowed to have sex?[/QUOTE] They should wait until I go to bed, not when I am awake and fully able to hear them.
There just having hot hard core sex in the room next to you, no biggie.
[QUOTE=rnate;24255522]Okay? Think they care? Oh right...you've never had sex.[/QUOTE] Zing.
[QUOTE=Irongasm;24255563]There just having hot hard core sex in the room next to you, no biggie.[/QUOTE] In the room next to the bathroom actually.
Oh god I laughed so hard I actually started tearing up.
My mom is a screamer and a back seat driver. It's annoying as shit waking up in the middle of the night to their intercourse.
Same thing happened to me. The master bedroom is right down the hall from my room, and they always leave the door open so cats can freely enter and exit. Around 1 AM I was going to the bathroom and I heard terrible noises, never to be forgotten :(
Thank goodness I have never heard my parents have sex.
[QUOTE=Armybrother;24255617]Thank goodness I have never heard my parents have sex.[/QUOTE] The worst is hearing your mom moan and shit, hearing my dad having sex is like hearing him with bad back problems. [editline]01:12AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Inacio;24255625]Happens all the time Grow up[/QUOTE] I know it does, doesn't mean I want to hear it.
Single parent. :frown:
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255560]They should wait until I go to bed, not when I am awake and fully able to hear them.[/QUOTE] I'm going to assume you live in the same time zone as me, in which case, I doubt your parents care at 12:00 in the fucking morning if you're awake or not.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;24255639]I'm going to assume you live in the same time zone as me, in which case, I doubt your parents care at 12:00 in the fucking morning if you're awake or not.[/QUOTE] It's 1:13 AM here. [editline]01:13AM[/editline] [QUOTE=DireAvenger;24255636]Single parent. :frown:[/QUOTE] Hear her/him masturbate?
Just try not to think about it. Don't think about the fact that your father's naked, his sweaty form plastered to the sheets, sticking to the small of his back. And also don't think about the fact that your mom's on top of him, legs spread across his torso like she's straddling a horse. His white happy trail's probably tickling her bare abdomen, her flappy boobs smacking him in the face. And especially don't think of the fact that your father took his engorged, pulsing penis, and slid it into your mother's quivering, anxious vagina. They're going at it like rabbits and you're busy browsing Facepunch talking to nerds, you sad excuse for a man.
I doubt your parents give a shit at one in the fucking morning. Really dude, after One, it doesn't seem like you'll be going to bed.
Just be happy that they still love each other and they won't divorce
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24255663]Just try not to think about it. Don't think about the fact that your father's naked, his sweaty form plastered to the sheets, sticking to the small of his back. And also don't think about the fact that your mom's on top of him, legs spread across his torso like she's straddling a horse. His white happy trail's probably tickling her bare abdomen, her flappy boobs smacking him in the face. And especially don't think of the fact that your father took his engorged, pulsing penis, and slid it into your mother's quivering, anxious vagina. They're going at it like rabbits and you're busy browsing Facepunch talking to nerds, you sad excuse for a man.[/QUOTE] :hawaaaafap: [editline]01:16AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr.C;24255687]Just be happy that they still love each other and they won't divorce[/QUOTE] Thanks for pointing out the good, but I am sure I will get many more posts explaining the details.
[QUOTE=8BitLord;24255695]:hawaaaafap:[/QUOTE] you sick fuck
Prepare for another possible brother/sister soon
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;24255705]you sick fuck[/QUOTE] You started it!
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