• Explosive Diarrhea at my friends house.
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Alright so i go to my friends house hoping to have a great time on spec ops for cod 4. I get this massive urge to go to the washroom so i go thinking ill be quick. I'm on the toilet for 45 minutes and toilet is clogged when i eventually try flushing it. There isn't a plunger in his washroom and i have to ask his mother for one which is the most embarrassing thing ive ever had to do. So i unclogg it and start playing with my friend and after about 20 minutes i have to really go again. So i walk home and take a nice shit within the boundries of my home which takes about 20 minutes. After about an hour, im sitting here and i have to go to the washroom AGAIN. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this before? :george:
:cawg:
Go more often.
Many times, it's most likely mild food poisoning.....make sure you have plenty of shit paper.
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Explosive? My friend, this is not at ALL explosive diarrhea... explosive diarrhea is when everythime you eat something, you shit it out 5 min later VIOLENTLY. I had explosive diarrhea and I lost 20 pounds because I shat it all out and had to spend 3 nights at a hospital hooked up to an IV. You just had minor food poisoning...
Smells Terrible too, the smell of putrid acidic asshole engulfs the washroom every time i go
OP you trollin?
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;19919625]OP you trollin?[/QUOTE] They see him trollin´, they hatin´
HAHHHAAHA that's in no way explosive man...what happened to you happened to me once. [i]at a mother fucking birthday party[/i]
drink it feels good man
"[I]Hey man, wanna' play spec ops on CoD? It's got explosions and shit!" "No thanks man, I make my OWN explosions and shit" [/I]
Something like that happened to me once at school in gym. I spent like 20 minutes in the locker room and it made the whole place smell horrible and the smell even leaked out into the hallway. Probably one of the best shits I've ever taken.
[QUOTE=ThatDamnGrei;19920913]Something like that happened to me once at school in gym. I spent like 20 minutes in the locker room and it made the whole place smell horrible and the smell even leaked out into the hallway. Probably one of the best shits I've ever taken.[/QUOTE] That's beautiful. :911:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886919[/url] The answer is here.
I remember paintballing, I was deep in the bushes for cover, And suddenly i thought i needed a fart, and it was shit, So a little bit of diarrhea ran down my leg, So i shat the rest out on one of the plants. And the referee found it and punished us all by canceling our game :saddowns:
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