• Lighter Fun
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So, me and some friends got a FAT ASS ounce. We went over to our alley way, broke some up and threw it in a bowl. Then, we go to light it, we have no fucking lighter. Then, when we DO get a lighter (hour later) and im on my like third bowl, i drop the lighter in the fire. lolz. fucking gay. so, im stoned right now, and, i llost the lighter. Anything like that ever happen to you?
I overclocked one of those silly dollar store lighters once, and while lighting a joint, it blew up. I didn't get burned bad, only my finger, and some of my arm hair
[QUOTE=Alteir;19791257]I overclocked one of those silly dollar store lighters once, and while lighting a joint, [U][B]it blew up. [/B][/U] I didn't get burned bad, only my finger, and some of my arm hair[/QUOTE] I just lol'ed so much
[QUOTE=Techie;19791310]I just lol'ed so much[/QUOTE] and I lol'd when I saw how fat you are. [editline]08:36PM[/editline] I don't like you. [editline]08:37PM[/editline] also I have nothing against fat people. just you.
lol, it's funny because it's true.
-removed due to the fact that techie would probably be a little bitch and report me-
I thought you were gonna say you were porking out on a bucket of chicken and ate the lighter by accident.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;19792524]I thought you were gonna say you were porking out on a bucket of chicken and ate the lighter by accident.[/QUOTE] Sounds like him.
Techie, just go away.
:( we still love you, just come back when you look more [img]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3905249/2/istockphoto_3905249-dignified-mustache-man.jpg[/img] -ish
This sort of reeks of troll... [QUOTE] i drop the lighter in the fire. lolz. [/QUOTE] This is where I began to notice it
This doesn't even make sense. How can you NOT have a lighter? And even if you honestly didn't, wouldn't you realize it at any moment before you PACKED A BOWL? That's pretty much the last, last thing you do before you smoke. Then how does it take a whole hour to find another lighter? And when you finally do get one, how can you 'drop it in the fire'. What fire? The bowl? This thread is nonsensical.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;19794397]This doesn't even make sense. How can you NOT have a lighter? And even if you honestly didn't, wouldn't you realize it at any moment before you PACKED A BOWL? That's pretty much the last, last thing you do before you smoke. Then how does it take a whole hour to find another lighter? And when you finally do get one, how can you 'drop it in the fire'. What fire? The bowl? This thread is nonsensical.[/QUOTE] or perhaps he is trolling...
bitch be trollin
You must be one of those kids who hasnt smoked very much at all so hes all clumsy and stupid acting and shit. How can you drop a lighter in the fire like that, and I mean hell, you shouldve been able to get it out of there.
I threw a scripto high into the air once. it hit the pavement and exploded and made a noise like a gunshot.
What's everyone's beef?
[QUOTE=Peavy262;19791356]and I lol'd when I saw how fat you are. [editline]08:36PM[/editline] I don't like you. [editline]08:37PM[/editline] also I have nothing against fat people. just you.[/QUOTE] Huh? Someone's time of the month?
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;19794397]This doesn't even make sense. [B]How can you NOT have a lighter?[/B] (1) And even if you honestly didn't, [B]wouldn't you realize it at any moment before you PACKED A BOWL?[/B] (2) That's pretty much the last, last thing you do before you smoke. [B]Then how does it take a whole hour to find another lighter? [/B](3)And when you finally do get one, how can you 'drop it in the fire'. [B]What fire? [/B](4) The bowl? This thread is nonsensical.[/QUOTE] 1. Easy. Totally forget to grab one before leaving the house. 2. Unless you are too busy googling at the fattest mother fucking ounce of corn you have ever seen. 3. Everyone is either grounded, working, or doesn't have one. We are also all too young to buy a lighter. (Minimum age 18, we are all 14, 16, 15, and 17.) 4. BONFIRE BITCHES!
My mate tried to light a joint on a toaster when he was blazed but just ended up toasting the joint.
[QUOTE=WillyRoger;19798701]What's everyone's beef?[/QUOTE] [B]Fucking This.[/B]
[QUOTE=SebSharpy;19802118]My mate tried to light a joint on a toaster when he was blazed but just ended up toasting the joint.[/QUOTE] He should've tried the oven. Worked for a mate.
[QUOTE=SebSharpy;19802118]My mate tried to light a joint on a toaster when he was blazed but just ended up toasting the joint.[/QUOTE] Toasters works perfectly, just sticka piece of normal paper or a candle or something, when it's lit, light what you want to light with that.
Yeh we managed to work that out after. But we were baked, so we wern't really thinking intelligently.
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;19798995]Huh? Someone's time of the month?[/QUOTE] nope I just hate techie.
If you want something to do with a bic lighter when it's dead, take out the flint , unravel the spring, put the flint to a spring until it's like glowing, and throw it on the ground. Sparks [highlight]EVERYWHERE[/highlight]
[QUOTE=^0mKTank;19817750]If you want something to do with a bic lighter when it's dead, take out the flint , unravel the spring, put the flint to a spring until it's like glowing, and throw it on the ground. Sparks [highlight]EVERYWHERE[/highlight][/QUOTE] You described that very badly. You wrap the flint in the spring and hold the flint over a flame using another lighter until the flint gets red. Then throw the flint on the ground. I must be pretty high to type this up, cause this is common knowledge.
[QUOTE=cmanatlan;19818167]You described that very badly. You wrap the flint in the spring and hold the flint over a flame using another lighter until the flint gets red. Then throw the flint on the ground. I must be pretty high to type this up, cause this is common knowledge.[/QUOTE] I must have been higher to fuck it up that bad :v:
I was just at a local gas station in my town and i was like man i wish i could buy a lighter and the guy at the counter was like i don't care go ahead. YESSSS he's P. cool
whats the big deal about a lighter? I mean a age limit on those things? wtf I've always been able to get them in store.
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