• 5 year old boy gets compensation from the local Fire Service after getting covered by human waste.
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Meanwhile in Norway, poor Alexander Jørgensen was on the toilet at his grandmothers house when the municipality was flushing the sewage pipes, poor kid had the worst timing as he got literally got covered in shit. [url=http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?act=url&hl=no&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=no&tl=en&twu=1&u=http://www.dagbladet.no/2012/06/12/nyheter/do/toalett/besj/mokk/22052151/&usg=ALkJrhjOQV0P9j9Ai_ZfV1pSSOykCIP5Xw][B]Link to the story[/B][/url] [url=http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=no&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=no&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dagbladet.no%2F2012%2F06%2F14%2Fnyheter%2Fbrannbil%2Fkjore%2Fstas%2Fjubel%2F22081298%2F&act=url][B]Link to the story after the incident[/B][/url] *Note that the writing error is due to Google Translator* [url=http://www.dagbladet.no/2012/06/12/nyheter/do/toalett/besj/mokk/22052151/]Here's the norwegian version, as requested[/url] [url=http://www.dagbladet.no/2012/06/14/nyheter/brannbil/kjore/stas/jubel/22081298/]Requested version part 2[/url] [img]http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/220/220529/22052989/jpg/active/480x.jpg[/img] [Quote=VG]He was sitting on the toilet when the shit literally exploded out of the toilet bowl. The worst experience of Alexander, was having to throw the football shirt with Messis name.[/quote] The fire department that did the flushing couldn't replace his fotball shirt with Messis name but when Alexanders grandfather mentioned that he loved firetrucks, they managed to turn this into something good for the poor boy. [img]http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/220/220828/22082819/jpg/active/729x.jpg[/img] [img]http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/220/220831/22083160/jpg/active/729x.jpg[/img]
Aside from the fact he was knee deep in shit, I think that day made up for it.
Could you provide a link to the Norwegian version as well?
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;36325142]Could you provide a link to the Norwegian version as well?[/QUOTE] Done and done. :)
The quote DB used for the headline was just awesome :v: Had a good laugh. Good thing he got a lego-kit and a ride in a firetruck!
[QUOTE=brainmaster;36325195]The quote DB used for the headline was just awesome :v: Had a good laugh. Good thing he got a lego-kit and a ride in a firetruck![/QUOTE] [quote=Dagbladet]The municipality has pooped on me.[/quote] :v:
Damn that kid is somewhat lucky! That's at least $60 worth of Lego right there.
That sucks, but uh, I'd be happy to have his shit covered football jersey signed by Messi thanks.
brb gonna get covered in human waste
motherfucker got a fire station set
I love that Star Wars patch on his jeans.
He should have shit his pants in excitement and got a plate of cookies too
[QUOTE=DogGunn;36325287]That sucks, but uh, I'd be happy to have his shit covered football jersey signed by Messi thanks.[/QUOTE] Messi is overrated.
He not only gets to ride in a firetruck and get a lego set, but he also has jeans with STAR WARS on the knee? Coolest motherfucker in town.
this is sad heartwarming and fucking hilarious all at the same time
So nice of the fire department to make up for the kid!
[QUOTE=shian;36326657]Messi is overrated.[/QUOTE] I don't think so. He is easily the best player out there at the moment.
haha i guess you could say his day wasn't so shitty after all lmao ZING
How does something like this happen?
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;36327322]How does something like this happen?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://sewaholic.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sewer-e1318874862417.jpg[/IMG] ?
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;36327322]How does something like this happen?[/QUOTE] Maybe he flushed the toilet at the same time they were flushing the pipes, which opened it up for the pressure in the sewer pipe.
Poor kid got his shirt Messi.
[QUOTE=EskillV2;36328082]Maybe he flushed the toilet at the same time they were flushing the pipes, which opened it up for the pressure in the sewer pipe.[/QUOTE] This is what happened according to the article.
I imagined this happening in my head. I laughed, am I a bad person? :v:
Nice to hear he got some Legos and a firetruck ride. Enjoy the Hepatitis, kid.
Thems is some fuckin' rad ass Star Wars-jeans
[QUOTE=EskillV2;36328082]Maybe he flushed the toilet at the same time they were flushing the pipes, which opened it up for the pressure in the sewer pipe.[/QUOTE] Jesus what horrible luck, you're more likely to get struck by lightening. I'm glad this is how it was settled though, unfortunately if this was in the US they'd get sued 1 times over, unless the parents were rational.
That's what he gets for being a Barcelona fan.
im terrified of toilets now
Why didn't the kid take out turd insurance? [video=youtube;fWK8ObmnptU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWK8ObmnptU[/video]
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