A door handle for a screen door impaled all the way into my arm and curved around my arm. Went to the hospital and got morphine four times over the next four hours and then some stronger stuff. They took it out and now I have nerve damage. I actually just ran into the damn thing and it snapped me back. It fucking sucked. So how should I explain this after the break?
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That thing looks like it's really dirty, have fun with the tetnus
I'm on antibiotics like three times a day. The nerve damage is the worst part. It's hard to feel my pinky and ring fingers on my left hand.
I feel so bad for laughing. :v:
Holy shit, how does that happen?
I just ran into it. It was a screen door that swings shut and I tripped into it. It snapped me back and I thought my arm was broken. I have to get it checked out tomorrow and I'll post a picture of the wound without the bandage on.
Hope you get better brother.
Oh my. That's equally impressive as it is disturbing.
I was running too fast. I think I tripped. Thank you.
That's pretty alpha bro. But get better fast.
nerve damage? bummer, man. at least you have a funny (in the future) story to tell now.
shit son... that's as hilarious as it is fucked up
Wow, I thought it was off the door or something, damn. On another note I hope that wasn't one of your good shirts.
I cringed.
Better make sure you beat the living fuck out of that door so it never tries any of that shit again.
[QUOTE=Shock_Coil;35420882]Wow, I thought it was off the door or something, damn. On another note I hope that wasn't one of your good shirts.[/QUOTE]
It was actually my favorite shirt. Oh well. It was the shirt or my arm.
[QUOTE=SHOE3045;35420802]shit son... that's as hilarious as it is fucked up[/QUOTE]
Less fucked up than fiddling a 13 y. old.
[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;35420567]That thing looks like it's really dirty, have fun with the tetnus[/QUOTE]
they give you tetnus shots in school don't they?
So i assume you called 911, and had fire and medical come out to your house.
I wonder what their reaction was.
Fuck that's crazy. That's totally an injury to be proud of.
How bad did it hurt?
Jesus Christ, hope the morphines doing you well bud.
Man you must have walked into it pretty damn hard to do that
How does this even happen
did you just clip in to the door or what
[editline]4th April 2012[/editline]
fucking shitty physics engine
[QUOTE=jetboy;35421069]How bad did it hurt?[/QUOTE]
It hurt so bad I was begging them for morphine. The people knew I was fucked up bad and they gave me all the morphine available in the ambulance. Then they gave me some stronger stuff that worked a lot better. On a scale of 10, it was a 10. With morphine, an 8. With the other stuff, a 4. I literally had 20 nurses coming in and out taking pictures with their phone while several surgeons just came in to watch the operation. They didn't operate for about 5 hours.
Just say that you got attacked by a pirate and you fended him off with only your fists, but he made one final blow and impaled you with his hook which broke off before he ran away. Just explain that he was a poor pirate and had to make an impromptu hook hand.
[QUOTE]So how should I explain this after the break?[/QUOTE]
If it makes you feel better, you can probably use this story to impress the ladies.
Bicep piercing.
Alpha as Fuck.
Have to admit I laughed because of how unusual that is but get well soon.
I keep replaying it in my head over and over. The schlick of the handle going through my bicep. Have you ever touched the muscle of like a meat you were about to cook? I could feel it slide through the muscle slowly and then one final push and it went most of the way through. I was about to pass out, but the neighbor held up a cold rag to my head to keep me from going into shock. The man nurse at the hospital was a dick though and kept telling my to stop being a jerk about it when he was forcefully positioning my arm during x-rays. I wanted to punch him in the face.
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