• Post your Façade playthroughs!
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This thread is for posting your Façade playthoughs, whether they are humorous or dramatic (mainly humorous), so, let's get rollin'! I made this thread for two reasons. One, because of the log I posted in [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1082152-Fa%C3%A7ade-GET-DOWN]this thread[/url] (thanks salty peanut v2!) and because of the fact that I remember a thread exactly like this one ages ago, and a lot of laughs were had. So, Façade is an interactive story where you can do almost anything. The main objective is to resolve the dispute between the main two characters "Trip" and "Grace", who are arguing over their failing marriage. Almost no one attempts this, and mostly just fucks around with them, which is where the lolz is. You can continually kiss both of them to creep them out, eventually resulting in you getting kicked out. Or continually ask for drink over and over again to piss them off. Or you can attempt to pursue homosexual relationships with both of them, which triggers their facial reactions to emit a priceless awkwardness. The choice is yours! Now mind you this game is pretty old, and it has been discontinued, but it works on my modern system, so you guys should be fine. At the end if you get kicked out or by some miracle actually complete the main objective, make sure to click the top tab in the menu that appears. You have to do this so you can pull up a log of what happened so you can post it here! Simple, right? Well, you know what to do, so let's make some comedy! [url=http://www.interactivestory.net/]Homepage where you need to go to download.[/url] And one final note. When posting your log, use [ code ][/ code ] so the whole page isn't stretched. This way, the log will appear in a nice scrollable box. Because I must make a contribution, I will use my example from salty peanut v2's thread that I posted! [code] FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Apr 24 06 22 36 2011 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? (Greg knocks on the front door.) (Greg knocks on the front door.) TRIP Uhp, he's here! (Greg knocks on the front door.) (Greg knocks on the front door.) GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! (Greg knocks on the front door.) (Greg knocks on the front door.) (Greg knocks on the front door.) (Greg knocks on the front door.) (Greg knocks on the front door.) TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! (Greg knocks on the front door.) (Greg knocks on the front door.) GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Greg!! TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted) GREG I'm Old Greg! GRACE No, no, here we are! GRACE Greg, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! TRIP Yeah, yeah, how are you doing? GRACE Uh, I just asked him that... GREG Do you like bailey's? GRACE Aw, ha ha ha! GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! GRACE Make yourself at home, come on in! GREG Do you love me? (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE Uh... well... um... (clears throat) (GREG sits on the couch.) (GREG gets up from the couch.) GREG I am GOD PHONE ** RING ** GREG Hello TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** (GREG picks up the phone.) PHONE Grace? Hello? GRACE Greg, no! Please don't do that. PHONE Who is this? Grace is that you? GREG I'm old greg! GRACE Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice. GREG Fag! TRIP Oh! PHONE I don't recognize your voice... PHONE Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click ** GRACE Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up. GREG I love you TRIP uh... ha heh heh... GRACE uh...! (GREG puts down the phone.) (GREG uses the answering machine.) TRIP geez, I'm not, uh... ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP what... (GREG uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages TRIP ha ha, heh... GRACE ha ha... TRIP heh, ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha!! (GREG uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Greg, GRACE heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, -- (interrupted) (GREG kisses trip.) TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uh... TRIP why... GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP well... GREG I'm Old Greg! TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha... TRIP heh, ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, Greg, TRIP you're out of control, man...! GRACE heh heh... TRIP mess with us ... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that? GREG I'm Old GREEEEG TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) (GREG picks up a martini glass 3.) TRIP Anyway... what were we talking about, heh? TRIP I'm gonna fix us some drinks. (GREG puts down a martini glass 3.) TRIP Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories. (GREG picks up the red wine bottle.) (GREG puts down the red wine bottle.) TRIP So, what's your poison? TRIP How about a martini? TRIP Grace's dad taught me how to make these, it's a really classy drink. GREG Do you have Baileys? TRIP Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini. -- (interrupted) GRACE No no, GRACE Greg, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP Oh come on... GREG I want Baileys TRIP Okay look I'm just going to open a bottle of merlot and make everybody happy. TRIP Greg, trust me, it's good stuff. GREG do you like baileys? GRACE Yes, -- (interrupted) TRIP Yeah, no, uh, merlot will be fine, that's -- that's fine... TRIP Grace, I assume you want your usual... 'a lovely, very cold glass of Chardonnay'. -- (interrupted) GREG Baileys? TRIP Well, I was just going to ask Grace what she wants. GRACE I'm not in the mood to drink tonight. GRACE I just want a little sparkling water. TRIP (frustrated sigh) GREG I'm Old Greg TRIP Oh, Greg, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy. GRACE Might like it? It's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it! -- (interrupted) GREG I paint GRACE Oh that new painting, yes, well, I'm trying to decide if I like it... TRIP Well I know a good investment when I see it. GRACE (clears throat) TRIP Alright Grace, your drink is ready. GRACE Thank you. GREG I paint Baileys GREG Do you like Baileys? GRACE Okay, you know what, I really don't want to talk about this anymore. GRACE I'll be right back. TRIP Grace, what are you -- GRACE No you two keep talking about our amazing apartment and redecorating and furniture all night long, that's fine... GREG I'm Old Greg! TRIP What? Where are you going? GRACE I'll just be in the kitchen. TRIP (frustrated sigh) GREG I'm old greg GRACE What? Oh... GRACE Greg, GREG Do you like Baileys? GRACE Look, what you've said, tonight, I know what you're getting at... GRACE I mean if anyone just looks, they can see, that I just... want something -- (interrupted) GREG Baileys? GRACE Uhh, God, this is making me feel really stressed right now. Can we just go back to the living room? GREG I'm old greg GRACE Everything's fine, Trip, everything's fine. TRIP Yeah, yeah, everything's fine! GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, GREG Baileys? TRIP Greg, are you -- are you leaving the room? TRIP Okay, anyway... I forget what we were talking about... GREG I'm Old Greg! GRACE Uhh, you are impossible...! -- (interrupted) GRACE I'm never happy... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Greg, I... TRIP (frustrated sigh) GRACE Oh, -- (interrupted) GREG Do you like me? GRACE Huh? What, what was that? GRACE You... kissing... and... GRACE You're always sending these subtle flirt signals! You're always trying to get people turned on! TRIP Oh, Jesus...! GREG Do you love me? GRACE Okay, you know what, Greg, GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GREG baileys? GRACE Greg, yes or no... GRACE Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other? GREG I'm Old Greg! GRACE Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it! GRACE Goddammit! How can I be happy when you act this way, Trip? Huh? I'm miserable! GREG do you like Baileys? TRIP Oh, Jesus...! TRIP Uhh! You are cruel. GREG Baileys? TRIP Don't talk to me. TRIP Uhh... shit... GREG Do you like Baileys? TRIP What? uhh... w -- what are you saying? GRACE What? Are you talking to me? (GREG picks up a player's drink.) TRIP No! (GREG sips his player's drink.) (GREG sips his player's drink.) (GREG sips his player's drink.) TRIP Greg, this is not normal, this has never happened. (GREG sips his player's drink.) (GREG sips his player's drink.) (GREG sips his player's drink.) (GREG sips his player's drink.) (GREG sips his player's drink.) GREG I like Baileys GRACE Greg, (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so... (GREG puts down a player's drink.) TRIP Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? GRACE Greg, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage -- TRIP Grace, don't, no, you don't need to -- GRACE Admits that our marriage is not -- -- (interrupted) GREG I'M OLD GREG!! GRACE Uhh...! God...! TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! GREG Do you like Baileys? TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry? GRACE You tell me what to do, you don't listen. TRIP Greg, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her! GREG I'm old Greg TRIP See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace... GRACE Uhh... GREG Do you like Baileys? TRIP Greg, what, is there something I should do? TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us. TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... TRIP It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it? -- (interrupted) GREG I drank baileys from a shoe GRACE Uhh... GREG Do you have shoes? TRIP It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down. -- (interrupted) GRACE (frustrated sigh) GREG Shoes? TRIP Greg, what is it, is there something about me? GREG Baileys? TRIP Look, let's talk about Grace now. TRIP You know, heh... whenever we go to visit Grace's parents, she gets all stressed out. GREG I'm old greg GRACE Uhh... TRIP She says she's afraid to visit.... I don't get it... her family is fabulous! The best! TRIP Greg, where are you? Don't run off, you need to help us deal with this! (GREG hugs trip.) TRIP No, uhh... Greg, we just need to get this all under control, that's what we need... GREG I'm Old Greg! GRACE Let's talk some more about Trip. GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. GREG Do you like Baileys? GRACE Yes? -- (interrupted) TRIP Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy. GREG Let's talk about me TRIP Aha! -- (interrupted) GRACE Greg, you're saying I'm... not communicative? GRACE No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things... GREG I'm old greg TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. (GREG picks up a Trip's drink.) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine... (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? -- (interrupted) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) (GREG sips his Trip's drink.) (GREG puts down a Trip's drink.) TRIP Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off? GREG Please pour me another GRACE Yes? GRACE You both... Just get away from me! GRACE Uhh... (GREG picks up a Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE I can't... this is not... Greg, this... oh god... (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) (GREG sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE Uhh... GRACE No, don't... give me a second here... uhh... -- (interrupted) GREG Bathroom! (GREG puts down a Grace's drink.) GREG I need to tinkle tinkle! TRIP Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. -- (interrupted) TRIP Greg, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment! (GREG picks up the red wine bottle.) (GREG puts down the red wine bottle.) GREG Please? GRACE Let's talk some more about us, our relationship. GRACE Greg, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you? -- (interrupted) GREG I need more drink GRACE God, Greg, I'm getting really tired of talking about Trip's stuff, God... GRACE (frustrated sigh) GREG I'm old greg GREG That was a joke TRIP Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us. TRIP Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work, GREG Your hair is pretty TRIP Look, quit the flirting already, I'm not going to put up with that at this point! -- (interrupted) GREG I'm old greg! TRIP Let's talk some more about Grace. TRIP Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle. GREG Greg? GRACE What? Trip, you know what I -- -- (interrupted) GREG Greg. GRACE Greg, oh my god, you can't believe... Ugh! GRACE Uhh... GREG Your legs are pencil thin TRIP Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!! TRIP Greg, I know what you're hinting at... GREG You said a naughty word TRIP about me... (GREG sits on the couch.) TRIP No, Greg, hold on, hold on, let me finish! TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? TRIP Greg, -- (interrupted) GREG No TRIP Grace, huh? GRACE Yes...! TRIP Greg, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying. TRIP You've been pushing me tonight. TRIP And I wonder, are you really my friend or not. GREG I'm old greg GRACE Trip! TRIP Greg, Quit interrupting me, let me speak! TRIP Greg, come on -- yes or no... GREG Baileys? TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP kissing me... TRIP acting inappropriately to Grace... TRIP flirting with Grace... (GREG gets up from the couch.) TRIP saying that Grace is not communicative... TRIP and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth... TRIP that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself? -- (interrupted) GREG It was a joke TRIP No, Greg, let me finish! (GREG picks up the phone.) GREG baileys (GREG puts down the phone.) (GREG picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing") GREG Will I ever get baileys (GREG shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Could Be") GREG What?! GREG What does this mean! (GREG shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later") GREG Is Trip a homo (GREG shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "It's Definite") GREG Of fuck GREG It says you are (GREG puts down the advice ball.) (GREG kisses trip.) (GREG hugs trip.) (GREG knocks on the front door.) (GREG opens the front door.) (GREG kisses grace.) (GREG kisses grace.) (GREG kisses grace.) (GREG kisses grace.) (GREG hugs grace.) (GREG picks up a player's drink.) (GREG puts down a player's drink.) (GREG knocks on the front door.) (GREG closes the front door.) (GREG knocks on the front door.) (GREG opens the front door.) (GREG knocks on the front door.) (GREG closes the front door.) (GREG points to the elevator button.) (GREG points to the elevator button.) [/code] Good luck and have fun!
No thanks
no one is gonna read any of those chatlolgs a video would be more appropriate
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow[/media] Its not mine, but its hilarious.
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