This thread is for posting your Façade playthoughs, whether they are humorous or dramatic (mainly humorous), so, let's get rollin'! I made this thread for two reasons. One, because of the log I posted in [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1082152-Fa%C3%A7ade-GET-DOWN]this thread[/url] (thanks salty peanut v2!) and because of the fact that I remember a thread exactly like this one ages ago, and a lot of laughs were had.
So, Façade is an interactive story where you can do almost anything. The main objective is to resolve the dispute between the main two characters "Trip" and "Grace", who are arguing over their failing marriage. Almost no one attempts this, and mostly just fucks around with them, which is where the lolz is. You can continually kiss both of them to creep them out, eventually resulting in you getting kicked out. Or continually ask for drink over and over again to piss them off. Or you can attempt to pursue homosexual relationships with both of them, which triggers their facial reactions to emit a priceless awkwardness. The choice is yours! Now mind you this game is pretty old, and it has been discontinued, but it works on my modern system, so you guys should be fine. At the end if you get kicked out or by some miracle actually complete the main objective, make sure to click the top tab in the menu that appears. You have to do this so you can pull up a log of what happened so you can post it here! Simple, right? Well, you know what to do, so let's make some comedy!
[url=http://www.interactivestory.net/]Homepage where you need to go to download.[/url]
And one final note. When posting your log, use [ code ][/ code ] so the whole page isn't stretched. This way, the log will appear in a nice scrollable box. Because I must make a contribution, I will use my example from salty peanut v2's thread that I posted!
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FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Apr 24 06 22 36 2011
TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?
GRACE
What for?
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
Uhp, he's here!
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
(Greg knocks on the front door.)
GRACE
Trip...!
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
Greg!!
TRIP
Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
GREG
I'm Old Greg!
GRACE
No, no, here we are!
GRACE
Greg,
GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time!
TRIP
Yeah, yeah, how are you doing?
GRACE
Uh, I just asked him that...
GREG
Do you like bailey's?
GRACE
Aw, ha ha ha!
GRACE
And, I've got to say, you look really good!
GRACE
Make yourself at home, come on in!
GREG
Do you love me?
(Trip closes the front door.)
GRACE
Uh... well... um... (clears throat)
(GREG sits on the couch.)
(GREG gets up from the couch.)
GREG
I am GOD
PHONE
** RING **
GREG
Hello
TRIP
Oh, I'll get it --
GRACE
No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. -- (interrupted)
PHONE
** RING **
(GREG picks up the phone.)
PHONE
Grace? Hello?
GRACE
Greg, no! Please don't do that.
PHONE
Who is this? Grace is that you?
GREG
I'm old greg!
GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.
GREG
Fag!
TRIP
Oh!
PHONE
I don't recognize your voice...
PHONE
Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click **
GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.
GREG
I love you
TRIP
uh... ha heh heh...
GRACE
uh...!
(GREG puts down the phone.)
(GREG uses the answering machine.)
TRIP
geez, I'm not, uh...
ANSWERING MACHINE
No new messages
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
what...
(GREG uses the answering machine.)
ANSWERING MACHINE
No new messages
TRIP
ha ha, heh...
GRACE
ha ha...
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha!!
(GREG uses the answering machine.)
ANSWERING MACHINE
No new messages
TRIP
Ha ha ha, heh, Greg,
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
heh, you had me going there for a sec...
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
You're not afraid to say anything, -- (interrupted)
(GREG kisses trip.)
TRIP
(nervous coughing)
GRACE
uh...
TRIP
why...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
well...
GREG
I'm Old Greg!
TRIP
ha ha...
GRACE
ha ha ha...
TRIP
heh, ha ha ha!
GRACE
ha ha ha ha ha!!
TRIP
Ha ha ha, Greg,
TRIP
you're out of control, man...!
GRACE
heh heh...
TRIP
mess with us ...
TRIP
heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?
GREG
I'm Old GREEEEG
TRIP
heh, ha ha...
TRIP
(big sigh)
(GREG picks up a martini glass 3.)
TRIP
Anyway... what were we talking about, heh?
TRIP
I'm gonna fix us some drinks.
(GREG puts down a martini glass 3.)
TRIP
Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories.
(GREG picks up the red wine bottle.)
(GREG puts down the red wine bottle.)
TRIP
So, what's your poison?
TRIP
How about a martini?
TRIP
Grace's dad taught me how to make these, it's a really classy drink.
GREG
Do you have Baileys?
TRIP
Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini. -- (interrupted)
GRACE
No no,
GRACE
Greg, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
TRIP
Oh come on...
GREG
I want Baileys
TRIP
Okay look I'm just going to open a bottle of merlot and make everybody happy.
TRIP
Greg, trust me, it's good stuff.
GREG
do you like baileys?
GRACE
Yes, -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Yeah, no, uh, merlot will be fine, that's -- that's fine...
TRIP
Grace, I assume you want your usual... 'a lovely, very cold glass of Chardonnay'. -- (interrupted)
GREG
Baileys?
TRIP
Well, I was just going to ask Grace what she wants.
GRACE
I'm not in the mood to drink tonight.
GRACE
I just want a little sparkling water.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GREG
I'm Old Greg
TRIP
Oh, Greg, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy.
GRACE
Might like it? It's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course he'll like it! -- (interrupted)
GREG
I paint
GRACE
Oh that new painting, yes, well, I'm trying to decide if I like it...
TRIP
Well I know a good investment when I see it.
GRACE
(clears throat)
TRIP
Alright Grace, your drink is ready.
GRACE
Thank you.
GREG
I paint Baileys
GREG
Do you like Baileys?
GRACE
Okay, you know what, I really don't want to talk about this anymore.
GRACE
I'll be right back.
TRIP
Grace, what are you --
GRACE
No you two keep talking about our amazing apartment and redecorating and furniture all night long, that's fine...
GREG
I'm Old Greg!
TRIP
What? Where are you going?
GRACE
I'll just be in the kitchen.
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GREG
I'm old greg
GRACE
What? Oh...
GRACE
Greg,
GREG
Do you like Baileys?
GRACE
Look, what you've said, tonight, I know what you're getting at...
GRACE
I mean if anyone just looks, they can see, that I just... want something -- (interrupted)
GREG
Baileys?
GRACE
Uhh, God, this is making me feel really stressed right now. Can we just go back to the living room?
GREG
I'm old greg
GRACE
Everything's fine, Trip, everything's fine.
TRIP
Yeah, yeah, everything's fine!
GRACE
You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate,
GREG
Baileys?
TRIP
Greg, are you -- are you leaving the room?
TRIP
Okay, anyway... I forget what we were talking about...
GREG
I'm Old Greg!
GRACE
Uhh, you are impossible...! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
I'm never happy...
GRACE
Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
TRIP
(little impatient sigh) Greg, I...
TRIP
(frustrated sigh)
GRACE
Oh, -- (interrupted)
GREG
Do you like me?
GRACE
Huh? What, what was that?
GRACE
You... kissing... and...
GRACE
You're always sending these subtle flirt signals! You're always trying to get people turned on!
TRIP
Oh, Jesus...!
GREG
Do you love me?
GRACE
Okay, you know what, Greg,
GRACE
I'm going to ask you something.
TRIP
Grace --
GRACE
Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
GREG
baileys?
GRACE
Greg, yes or no...
GRACE
Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other?
GREG
I'm Old Greg!
GRACE
Look, don't bother answering, I don't need to hear it!
GRACE
Goddammit! How can I be happy when you act this way, Trip? Huh? I'm miserable!
GREG
do you like Baileys?
TRIP
Oh, Jesus...!
TRIP
Uhh! You are cruel.
GREG
Baileys?
TRIP
Don't talk to me.
TRIP
Uhh... shit...
GREG
Do you like Baileys?
TRIP
What? uhh... w -- what are you saying?
GRACE
What? Are you talking to me?
(GREG picks up a player's drink.)
TRIP
No!
(GREG sips his player's drink.)
(GREG sips his player's drink.)
(GREG sips his player's drink.)
TRIP
Greg, this is not normal, this has never happened.
(GREG sips his player's drink.)
(GREG sips his player's drink.)
(GREG sips his player's drink.)
(GREG sips his player's drink.)
(GREG sips his player's drink.)
GREG
I like Baileys
GRACE
Greg, (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so...
(GREG puts down a player's drink.)
TRIP
Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
GRACE
What?
GRACE
Greg, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
TRIP
Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
GRACE
Admits that our marriage is not -- -- (interrupted)
GREG
I'M OLD GREG!!
GRACE
Uhh...! God...!
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
GRACE
Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
GREG
Do you like Baileys?
TRIP
What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
GRACE
You tell me what to do, you don't listen.
TRIP
Greg, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!
GREG
I'm old Greg
TRIP
See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace...
GRACE
Uhh...
GREG
Do you like Baileys?
TRIP
Greg, what, is there something I should do?
TRIP
Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
TRIP
You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me...
TRIP
It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it? -- (interrupted)
GREG
I drank baileys from a shoe
GRACE
Uhh...
GREG
Do you have shoes?
TRIP
It's just never easy with you, Grace, and it wears me down. -- (interrupted)
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GREG
Shoes?
TRIP
Greg, what is it, is there something about me?
GREG
Baileys?
TRIP
Look, let's talk about Grace now.
TRIP
You know, heh... whenever we go to visit Grace's parents, she gets all stressed out.
GREG
I'm old greg
GRACE
Uhh...
TRIP
She says she's afraid to visit.... I don't get it... her family is fabulous! The best!
TRIP
Greg, where are you? Don't run off, you need to help us deal with this!
(GREG hugs trip.)
TRIP
No, uhh... Greg, we just need to get this all under control, that's what we need...
GREG
I'm Old Greg!
GRACE
Let's talk some more about Trip.
GRACE
Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on..
GREG
Do you like Baileys?
GRACE
Yes? -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy.
GREG
Let's talk about me
TRIP
Aha! -- (interrupted)
GRACE
Greg, you're saying I'm... not communicative?
GRACE
No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things...
GREG
I'm old greg
TRIP
Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us.
(GREG picks up a Trip's drink.)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
GRACE
Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
GRACE
All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip? -- (interrupted)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
(GREG sips his Trip's drink.)
(GREG puts down a Trip's drink.)
TRIP
Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off?
GREG
Please pour me another
GRACE
Yes?
GRACE
You both... Just get away from me!
GRACE
Uhh...
(GREG picks up a Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
GRACE
I can't... this is not... Greg, this... oh god...
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
(GREG sips his Grace's drink.)
GRACE
Uhh...
GRACE
No, don't... give me a second here... uhh... -- (interrupted)
GREG
Bathroom!
(GREG puts down a Grace's drink.)
GREG
I need to tinkle tinkle!
TRIP
Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us both. -- (interrupted)
TRIP
Greg, come on, I don't feel like fixing drinks at this moment!
(GREG picks up the red wine bottle.)
(GREG puts down the red wine bottle.)
GREG
Please?
GRACE
Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.
GRACE
Greg, you -- you blame me for all this, don't you? -- (interrupted)
GREG
I need more drink
GRACE
God, Greg, I'm getting really tired of talking about Trip's stuff, God...
GRACE
(frustrated sigh)
GREG
I'm old greg
GREG
That was a joke
TRIP
Let's keep talking about us both, not just one of us.
TRIP
Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work,
GREG
Your hair is pretty
TRIP
Look, quit the flirting already, I'm not going to put up with that at this point! -- (interrupted)
GREG
I'm old greg!
TRIP
Let's talk some more about Grace.
TRIP
Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle.
GREG
Greg?
GRACE
What? Trip, you know what I -- -- (interrupted)
GREG
Greg.
GRACE
Greg, oh my god, you can't believe... Ugh!
GRACE
Uhh...
GREG
Your legs are pencil thin
TRIP
Okay, I'm sick of this bullshit!!
TRIP
Greg, I know what you're hinting at...
GREG
You said a naughty word
TRIP
about me...
(GREG sits on the couch.)
TRIP
No, Greg, hold on, hold on, let me finish!
TRIP
Do you really want the truth? Huh?
TRIP
Greg, -- (interrupted)
GREG
No
TRIP
Grace, huh?
GRACE
Yes...!
TRIP
Greg, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying.
TRIP
You've been pushing me tonight.
TRIP
And I wonder, are you really my friend or not.
GREG
I'm old greg
GRACE
Trip!
TRIP
Greg, Quit interrupting me, let me speak!
TRIP
Greg, come on -- yes or no...
GREG
Baileys?
TRIP
Do you really think that...
TRIP
kissing me...
TRIP
acting inappropriately to Grace...
TRIP
flirting with Grace...
(GREG gets up from the couch.)
TRIP
saying that Grace is not communicative...
TRIP
and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth...
TRIP
that it's all supposed to make me realize something about myself? -- (interrupted)
GREG
It was a joke
TRIP
No, Greg, let me finish!
(GREG picks up the phone.)
GREG
baileys
(GREG puts down the phone.)
(GREG picks up the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Sure Thing")
GREG
Will I ever get baileys
(GREG shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Could Be")
GREG
What?!
GREG
What does this mean!
(GREG shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")
GREG
Is Trip a homo
(GREG shakes the advice ball.)
(The advice ball reads, "It's Definite")
GREG
Of fuck
GREG
It says you are
(GREG puts down the advice ball.)
(GREG kisses trip.)
(GREG hugs trip.)
(GREG knocks on the front door.)
(GREG opens the front door.)
(GREG kisses grace.)
(GREG kisses grace.)
(GREG kisses grace.)
(GREG kisses grace.)
(GREG hugs grace.)
(GREG picks up a player's drink.)
(GREG puts down a player's drink.)
(GREG knocks on the front door.)
(GREG closes the front door.)
(GREG knocks on the front door.)
(GREG opens the front door.)
(GREG knocks on the front door.)
(GREG closes the front door.)
(GREG points to the elevator button.)
(GREG points to the elevator button.)
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Good luck and have fun!
No thanks
no one is gonna read any of those chatlolgs
a video would be more appropriate
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow[/media]
Its not mine, but its hilarious.
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