• The MsPainter (Adventure)
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Your name is john, Your 19 And live in your mothers basement, You just invested your money in a old windows xp laptop, You remember you used to be quite the painter, So the first thing you do is open Ms paint and draw, But what to draw...? [img]http://puu.sh/9n04n/1c90ee6087.png[/img]
your basement
[QUOTE=Pookaball;45056615]your basement[/QUOTE] [Img]http://puu.sh/9n1qH/dbd02619a4.png[/img] You draw your room, And you realize you're alittle rusty, But practice makes perfect is the saying right? Maybe you should try drawing something else?
Your mom.
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;45057433]Your mom.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9nIti/63a1a514a9.png[/img] You draw your mom, But before you can color it, In walks your mom. Realizing its a picture of her, She gets... Emotional... She runs from the room crying.. in a dash you run after her, You try to comfort her but only make it worse... She yells at you, You fight with her, But her decision is final you have to leave, so you pack up your laptop, some cloths and your porno mags, and leave... Shortly after you find yourself in a mcdonalds with your laptop hooked up in the back corner, looking at the picture of your mom, still in paint. What to do now?
Finish the picture and place it in facebook.
Then draw a picture of your dad, as stereotypical as possible
Then ask a McDonald's employee if they would like a commission.
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;45062634]Finish the picture and place it in facebook.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9nQgM/3fd9f09a33.jpg[/img] You finish coloring the picture, Save it, And make it your facebook profile picture. You think to yourself, The ladies will love this. [QUOTE=L1qu1dN1tr0;45063000]Then draw a picture of your dad, as stereotypical as possible[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9nQVq/92758cb94e.png[/img] You draw a picture of your dad, You laugh, When you notice people looking at you weird. [QUOTE=LondierX;45063297]Then ask a McDonald's employee if they would like a commission.[/QUOTE] You ask the person at the cash register: "Want a commision?" He then says calmly, "No, But you better order something before i kick you out." What now?
"You want me to order something? I order you to make me a McGriddle for free."
[QUOTE=Hole;45063734]"You want me to order something? I order you to make me a McGriddle for free."[/QUOTE] He doesn't seem amused, He says "Get out now, Before i pick you up and throw you out." He looks serious.... Oh look someone commented on your picture. [img]http://puu.sh/9nWvu/fbe3297d12.png[/img] ... Wow... Shitty day... What now?
Add your old buddy, Bob the fish.
"Who the hell cares you old hag? I don't give two shits about some comic book collection worth about 1 dollar so you better shut up." This is the best response you could give to your mom ever. Oh, tell the McDonalds employee that; "Alright, jokes aside. I'd like coffee... I just had a long day and I need some refresh." And pay him 2 bucks from your last 23, well... You don't have much, but enough not to starve for other two days, better search for a fucking job.
Run to your home, and take back what is rightfully yours!
[QUOTE=Hole;45064123]Add your old buddy, Bob the fish.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9o0EG/c6c93e6708.png[/img] You search a random name and find a picture of a fish, You quickly add him with a chuckle. [QUOTE=Dawcio510;45064247]"Who the hell cares you old hag? I don't give two shits about some comic book collection worth about 1 dollar so you better shut up." This is the best response you could give to your mom ever. Oh, tell the McDonalds employee that; "Alright, jokes aside. I'd like coffee... I just had a long day and I need some refresh." And pay him 2 bucks from your last 23, well... You don't have much, but enough not to starve for other two days, better search for a fucking job.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9o1GJ/5679327a15.png[/img] Hah, That will show her... You tell the person behind the cash register you were just joking and you'd like a coffee, He grumbles at you and gets you a coffee. [QUOTE=LondierX;45064308]Run to your home, and take back what is rightfully yours![/QUOTE] You were about to go back home when you remember, Your mom has the power to get you killed, Best to not go back yet... You sip your coffee, Now to look for a Fucking job. But How?
I'd recommend messaging your old buddy, Bob the fish and asking for a place to stay just in case. Meanwhile, to continue your work ask the person if you can have a job, with emphasis on your people skills. [editline]10th June 2014[/editline] k this is actually the last one till people get in ere'
[QUOTE=Hole;45064809]I'd recommend messaging your old buddy, Bob the fish and asking for a place to stay just in case. Meanwhile, to continue your work ask the person if you can have a job, with emphasis on your people skills. [/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9o4gX/2356b24e5d.png[/img] That didn't work very well... You then make your way back to the counter and ask: "Hey i need a job, Can i apply for one here?" He gives you a fake smile and says "Sure... Here" He hands you a piece of paper, You fill out most of the questions and hand it back, He looks it over and puts it under the desk, and says "we'll contact you in 1 to 3 weeks" When you walk away you hear the sound of a paper shredder, You hope they email you soon. What now?
Perhaps Boyar the fish has a girlfriend that will be nicer, ask her
[QUOTE=Hole;45065329]Perhaps Boyar the fish has a girlfriend that will be nicer, ask her[/QUOTE] Relationship status: Single, Damn.... But hey look a new comment! [img]http://puu.sh/9o8UL/e979831f4b.png[/img] What now?
Create a revenge list: -Add your mother to the revenge list -Add McDonald's employee to the revenge list
[QUOTE=LondierX;45066034]Create a revenge list: -Add your mother to the revenge list -Add McDonald's employee to the revenge list[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9oa9b/03df2d98f1.png[/img] You open mspaint, Start a new picture, And write down a revenge list. Someone bumps into you and spills your now cold coffee all over your lap. What now?
add "someone" to your list
[QUOTE=Hole;45066973]add "someone" to your list[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9oiDl/621d93edf2.png[/img] You add the guy that spilled your coffee onto your list. But now your bored... What to do?
[QUOTE=jjbob1234;45066017] But hey look a new comment! [/QUOTE] "At least he was someone, not like you; a fucking wuss with no proper reason to life. To be honest, I'd like to announce that I'm proud to have such a successful yet unlucky person as father, but ashamed to have such a dumb mother like you. Please, stop wasting my time, okay ass-giver?" [editline]11th June 2014[/editline] Oh! Also tell the Boyar that; "Dude, I know you're probably hating me for the shit that happened last time. I get it, but... It wasn't my fault at all... I would like to say sorry but I don't know how to. I'm really in a shit situation and you're the only person around which I actually know that would help me, come on dude, don't be like that.."
[img]http://puu.sh/9p6gh/f635d1c7b0.png[/img] You told that bitch. [img]http://puu.sh/9p8zv/13e73ef93f.png[/img] You ask him, His response is sending a picture of his dick.... What this means you don't know exactly but it probably means no... Some guy walks upto you and hands you a small bag and runs away, Inside the back is what seems to be crack rocks, and a note, Still being in mcdonalds you quickly pocket it, not wanting to get caught. But you take the note out, it reads: "Here's the shit, Thanks for the money doc."
Wait... What money? Whats up with the crack rocks? Well... Shit. This day is probably the most weird and unlucky one so far, Boyar turned out to be unroyal butt even if you were quite close friends before. Now you know that it's not a good thing to friend with fishes at time of school.. Well, just use google and search for a job with that fucking browser... Just put it to use. At free time, draw Boyar in the most ironic way you could think of.
Go out to the park, try that crack and draw something while being high.
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;45074338]Wait... What money? Whats up with the crack rocks? Well... Shit. This day is probably the most weird and unlucky one so far, Boyar turned out to be unroyal butt even if you were quite close friends before. Now you know that it's not a good thing to friend with fishes at time of school.. Well, just use google and search for a job with that fucking browser... Just put it to use. At free time, draw Boyar in the most ironic way you could think of.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9pj4b/295907f6e5.png[/img] You draw a picture of your old fish friend Boyar. [img]http://puu.sh/9pkO8/b9b1a7cec3.png[/img] Then you look for a job. [img]http://puu.sh/9pkXK/9755f41168.png[/img] The 3 newest jobs on here look interesting... But who knows if they'll hire you... [QUOTE=Edge97;45074550]Go out to the park, try that crack and draw something while being high.[/QUOTE] You make your way to the park, Find some loose tin foil, Make a makeshift crack pipe, And start smoking. After you try it you get a weird feeling, a artsy feeling, Like you just want, No need, to draw. You open up paint and 10 minutes later you have... [img]http://puu.sh/9pkDn/3cba97f62f.png[/img] Wow... Thats better then normal... But you need to find a job still... What now?
Become the Vodka Ambassador of the Soviet Union for your homeland, Mother Russia. By first becoming a bartender there, and slowly gaining your ranks up, eliminating competition.
And you use your supply of crack rocks to bribe the owner of this Soviet Union bar (who has a thick mustache) to become the one and only Vodka Ambassador! Also, you and the owner become best buds! (great day =D)
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