• Daily Mail headline generator
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[url]http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/[/url] It will create a random headline for your pleasure. Post the funny ones here. Also you get bonus points for drawing it or writing an actual story about it. [u]Mine[/u] [b]COULD CHAVS IMPREGNATE YOUR DAUGHTERS?[/b] [b]COULD GYPSIES GIVE YOUR CHILDREN DIABETES?[/b] [b]WILL SINGLE MOTHERS RUIN YOUR PENSION?[/b] [b]ARE CHAVS BURGLING YOUR PETS?[/b] [b]WILL PAEDOPHILES HURT YOUR CHILDREN?[/b] (Good old Daily-obvious-Mail) [b]IS THE BBC KILLING ENGLAND?[/b] And my faviroute [highlight][b]HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH TURNED YOU GAY?[/b][/highlight] and [highlight][b]COULD TEACHERS HAVE SEX WITH PENSIONERS?[/b][/highlight]
[b]Have feral[/b] [b]children had[/b] [b]sex with[/b] [b]taxpayer's money?[/b]
Will paedophiles give taxpayers cancer?
HAS CHANNEL 4 KILLED YOUR HOUSE? I laughed, this is gold.
WILL TEENAGE SEX RUIN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY? WILL DUMBING-DOWN HAVE SEX WITH ENGLAND? My favourite: ARE LESBIANS IMPREGNATING THE QUEEN?
COULD FEMINISM MAKE PROPERTY PRICES OBESE? :saddowns:
Could political correctness infect britain's farmers with aids?
[b]IS THE BBC STEALING THE IDENTITY OF THE QUEEN?[/b] hahahahahaha
[B]ARE THE GERMANS STEALING FROM PENSIONERS? IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL GIVING TAXPAYERS' MONEY CANCER? HAVE GAYS STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF YOU?[/B] All this and more in the Daily Mail.
[b]ARE HOODIES STEALING FROM PENSIONERS?[/b] Well no shit [editline]09:47PM[/editline] [b]HAVE PAEDOPHILES RUINED THE CHURCH?[/b] Paedophiles are the church [editline]09:50PM[/editline] [b]HAVE IMMIGRANTS IMPREGNATED HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?[/b] Good lord
[B]COULD THE UNEMPLOYED GIVE THE QUEEN CANCER?[/B] Wat.
[b]ARE GYPSIES STEALING THE IDENTITY OF MIDDLE BRITAIN?[/b] lol!
Has health & safety given england cancer? HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS STOLEN FROM YOUR CHILDREN? WILL FILTH ON TELEVISION IMPREGNATE YOUR HOUSE? HAS TEENAGE SEX GIVEN YOUR HOUSE CANCER? HAVE TEACHERS TAXED TAXPAYERS' MONEY? HAS CANCER BURGLED HOUSE PRICES? WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IMPREGNATE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY? IS FACEBOOK GIVING HOMEOWNERS DIABETES? This is fun
Could filth on television impregnate you?
"WILL FEMINISM KILL YOUR CHILDREN?" The answer is undoubtedly yes. Edit : "HAS GORDON BROWN DESTROYED THE CHURCH?"
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