• Not being found out when smoking
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So I've recently started smoking and my parents can't know, I'm the only person on the top floor of the house and have a window at each end of my room, at the moment I just open both windows so I ged a breeze straight through my room, close the door and wait until my parents have gone to bed, is there anything else I can do to make sure I'm not found out?
If it's not too late and you don't mind, outside is probably your best bet because the smoke just disperses and your house doesn't smell like weed or anything. If you can't go outside, you should still be fine because the smoke won't go down to the lower floors because it rises.
I would recommend not doing it in your room too often, you never know when your parents may just decide to wake up in the night or whatever. If you are worried about the smell, spray some deodorant or air freshener around your room.
Use a sploof (google it)
Lock your door and put a towl under the it. If they knock say you are changing or pretend to be asleep. Other than that use a sploof and or blow the smoke out the window. If you are really worried about them finding out put some eye drops in so your eyes aren't red
Turn on a fan to blow air outside your window, and blow smoke into the fan. The fan should suck the smoke and expel it outside your room (so you're not sticking your head outside your house, which can feel awkward sometimes) [editline]05:27PM[/editline] I haven't tried this, but it should work
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;17980896]Turn on a fan to blow air outside your window, and blow smoke into the fan. The fan should suck the smoke and expel it outside your room (so you're not sticking your head outside your house, which can feel awkward sometimes) [editline]05:27PM[/editline] I haven't tried this, but it should work[/QUOTE] I can vouch for this. Works perfectly every time.
Just ghost and do small hits that you can one-hit then exhale in some clothes.
dude everybody's parents are different. I blaze in my room every night, in fact i just had a bowl, and my parents have no idea. If you're absolutely positive your parents won't come up, and you can hear them coming up the stairs if they do come up, then you're fine. no ur dumb
find an excuse to smoke outside I like to pack a bowl before I take my dog out for a walk
[QUOTE=vachon644;17981318]Just ghost and do small hits that you can one-hit then exhale in some clothes.[/QUOTE] Ghosting is disgusting. Sure smoking isn't all good for your lungs but keeping that shit down there isn't going to make it any better. And no it doesn't get you higher, just saying in case somebody's going to make a stupid comment on that.
Just blow the smoke out the window. or blow into a fan that is blowing out the window. Spray a LITTLE bit of febreeze to be safe. And there's always the eye drops, gum, hand sanitizer, cologne, if you want to be super careful.
Cheers for the tips guys, I'll try that fan idea as the window I can get to (other is a skylight) blows the wind straight back through my room so I'll use a fan to push it up and out my skylight window instead.
I have a hard time smoking when my parents go to sleep, because I've beeen found out just by simply blowing smoke out the window. My house is relatively new, and it seems that it's like pressurized. Whenever the window is open and my blinds are down, noises will always be more common. This is because when someone opens a door to thehouse and moves a lot of air, the blinds slap against the window becaue of suction. This is the same with smoke, I've noticed. WHenever I blow smoke out the window, it seems to come right back in! I'm in the bottom floor of my house, though, so what I do is pop open the screen and squeeze myself into the window frame so I'm staring at the wall of my house, and my legs are dangling into my room. That's how I smoke pot when my parents are sleeping. When the weather gets really cold and this isn't an option, I'll just use a vape.
I put my lips on the screen of the window and blow it towards the side of the window so if it does blow back, it will hit the house, and not come back into the window.
Ai'ght, just don't let your parents find out that you are smoking.
I can't be botherered to deal with the paranoia involved with the smell of smoke. I always keep thinking I can smell weed, and it's be cause the smell is like trapped in my nostrils.
[QUOTE=B_oE_AN;17984214]find an excuse to smoke outside I like to pack a bowl before I take my dog out for a walk[/QUOTE] yes. best advice [editline]12:48AM[/editline] Keep your weed in a airtight container.
[QUOTE=MovingSalad;17993527]I have a hard time smoking -snip-[/QUOTE] Just smoke without smoke, it won't smell... problem solved. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=808968[/url]
I am probably the only person on FP whose parents allow them to smoke. In fact my mom has smoked with me many times. Anywho, lean your head out a window, ghost, buy an air filter, or anything that the aboves have said.
[QUOTE=loony383;17979337]So I've recently started smoking and my parents can't know, I'm the only person on the top floor of the house and have a window at each end of my room, at the moment I just open both windows so I ged a breeze straight through my room, close the door and wait until my parents have gone to bed, is there anything else I can do to make sure I'm not found out?[/QUOTE] Smoke somewhere with your friends man...
Fuck it mane, I blaze down in my room all the time. My mom'll be like 2 rooms over and say whats that burnt smell and I'll just be like "I'm playing with fire, none of your business". Use incense or concentrated air freshener like ozium
[QUOTE=Techie;18096204]I am probably the only person on FP whose parents allow them to smoke. In fact my mom has smoked with me many times.[/QUOTE] My mom is totally cool with me smoking and i'm almost positive that my dad smokes himself so yeah... lol
Both my parents are stoners too... :c00lbert:
All you have to do is blow the smoke out the window and light some incense.
I have condensed all advice into this simple guide to being a stealthy stoner: [b]STASHING[/b] 1. Stash your weed in an airtight container of some kind to hide the smell. 2. Hiding the container in plain sight works very well because people tend to look past it for the secretive hiding spots. 3. If hiding it in plain sight is out of the question, stick in the most secretive hiding spot you have in your room. [b]SMOKING[/b] 1. Open your windows and let a draft blow through or have a table fan pointed at an open window. 2. If your worried about lingering scents, use incense, air freshers/frebreeze, deoderent, etc. 3. If your worried about your parents walking in on you, put a deadbolt lock on your door.
[QUOTE=King_of_Town;17980896]Turn on a fan to blow air outside your window, and blow smoke into the fan. The fan should suck the smoke and expel it outside your room (so you're not sticking your head outside your house, which can feel awkward sometimes) [editline]05:27PM[/editline] I haven't tried this, but it should work[/QUOTE] With the addition of this, put like two dryer sheets ontop of the fan's intake and it will make the room smell like that.
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