I am not shure if this is the right place I am posting, if wrong section, please move it^^
1)
performance:
If you wan and aplause at the end of your speech, you need to be heard.
You can't just mumble something that no one can hear or understand.
If you speak loud and slowly, your speech will be better.
2)
Ideas:
Be funny, but not to much. Make people laugh a little, it doesn't hurt anyone...
Prepose. It is a perfect ice breaker! No one can resist a "Will you mary me?"!
Anounce that you are gay, another perfect ice breaker.
Beware: Don't prepose to a woman as a man, and then say "I am gay". It will make your new feonce mad on you...
3)
Ideology:
What is your point of the speech?
What do you wan to say?
Think about that before pulling out those big words.
4)
Don't get drunk, high or in any other way out of control!
5)
The end:
Ask if everyone have something in their glass, and then "cheers mates!", it is a good ending!
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Is this really a thread?
Impeccable spelling and eloquency really help too.
[quote]Anounce that you are gay, another perfect ice breaker.
Beware: Don't prepose to a woman as a man, and then say "I am gay". It will make your new feonce mad on you...
[/quote]
Sir I'm not sure whether or not I should trust your experience.
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;30118280]Is this really a thread?[/QUOTE]
No... It's an illusion...
Another tip: Learn to spell.
rly good thread =^_^=
[QUOTE=Destroyertf;30118303]Another tip: Learn to spell.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't have anything to do with a good speech...
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[QUOTE=Mastotron;30118286]Impeccable spelling and eloquency really help too.
Sir I'm not sure whether or not I should trust your experience.[/QUOTE]
You should trust it...
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[QUOTE=Dunpeal;30118304]rly good thread =^_^=[/QUOTE]
Thank you^^
Syccessfull.
Yea.
Nobody takes your advice seriously if you can't even spell the thread title.
:v:
Pretty much the above post.
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Above dr. breens that is.
Shame nobody realizes this is a poorly done joke.
:frog:
Now I can be syccessfull !!
This isn't advice; this is common sense.
[QUOTE=bertilml;30118264]
Beware: Don't prepose to a woman as a man, and then say [b]"I am gay"[/b]. It will make your new feonce mad on you...
[/QUOTE]
Haha what the fuck?
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;30118400]I think this guy is serious, from looking at his past posts I can see that he has quite bad spelling.
"An eye for an eye makes the hole world blind"[/QUOTE]
You got a point.
[QUOTE=bertilml;30118264]I am not shure[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.wienermusikhaus.at/images/shure_sm58-.jpg[/img]
It says he's from Denmark so don't bash him too hard on the spelling. This is a silly thread, though.
And, yeah I am not from a country with english as first language, but I am still semi-civilized... We know how to make fire... You know... And we have iron birds to...
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So I am not from an country with english as first language? I am still semi-civilized... I know how to make fire... In denmark, we got iron birds to...
i am gay
I for one think that this is hilarious.
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[QUOTE=bertilml;30118584]And, yeah I am not from a country with english as first language, but I am still semi-civilized... We know how to make fire... You know... And we have iron birds to...
[editline]29th May 2011[/editline]
So I am not from an country with english as first language? I am still semi-civilized... I know how to make fire... In denmark, we got iron birds to...[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahha :wtc:
Iron birds? Where are they going? It's beginning to be summer most birds should be coming back from the south
[QUOTE=Nathax;30118619]i am gay[/QUOTE]
Exactly what I am trying to teach you! It works!
[QUOTE=bertilml;30118644]Exactly what I am trying to teach you! It works![/QUOTE]
Bad troll or total retard?
Is this serious?
[b]Iron Birds[/b] you say! Well then, I challenge you to an aerial competition in your Iron Bird!
[img]http://www.playle.com/KDL/16205.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=lukepker;30118657]Bad troll or total retard?[/QUOTE]
Retard I think? But a non-retarded one...
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[QUOTE=wingless;30118676]Is this serious?[/QUOTE]
It's fifty/ fifty...
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Not even an hour, and the thread got 300 views and 35 comments? wow!
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When I get time I will correct errors and add more... Stay greasy fp!^^
[QUOTE=Nathax;30118619]i am gay[/QUOTE]
whoa I totally understand your point and agree with what you say!!
What the hell is this?
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;30119064]What the hell is this?[/QUOTE]
An tuturial on how to make a god speech?
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