So you think you had a hard childhood? Well, fuck you. It's nothing compared to mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house when i was like 10 years old, and i never even knew, or SAW, my dad. I had this annoying faggot neighboor kid who was always beating the shit outta me and telling me i was worth a shit. It's not even a choice, the whole town had like 9 people living in it. And, i shit you not, my whole adolescence was just moving from town to town to try to get along with people who did not even want me. My only friend was this Asian guy who was in his thirties or something, who only kept me around so i could help him get laid, or so he thought. The only perk was that i could hang around with this ginger chick. Sure, she was flat as hell, but damn, she was a total nymph. She must have being a sadist or something, as she took pleasure in hitting me and loved to get wet. But dear god, the total bane of my existence was this adult couple that i just COULD NOT seem to avoid. You know those types that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outifts and finish eachother's sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat. A cat twice as annoying as them. That sonnuva bitch would not shut the fuck up.
Like i said, i kept moving from place to place getting in fights with kids my age, and adults time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream. My dream to become a pokemon master.
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Add "shit childhood" to the list of bad thread ideas tia
This isn't 4chan and this isn't digg either. Everyone has seen the picture of 4chan.
Pokémon aren't real
This is extremely old.
tl;dr.
But I assume from first sentence it's pokemon thing.
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[QUOTE=Aerkhan;21942873]So you think you had a hard childhood? Well, fuck you. It's nothing compared to mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house when i was like 10 years old, and i never even knew, or SAW, my dad. I had this annoying faggot neighboor kid who was always beating the shit outta me and telling me i was worth a shit. It's not even a choice, the whole town had like 9 people living in it. And, i shit you not, my whole adolescence was just moving from town to town to try to get along with people who did not even want me. My only friend was this Asian guy who was in his thirties or something, who only kept me around so i could help him get laid, or so he thought. The only perk was that i could hang around with this ginger chick. Sure, she was flat as hell, but damn, she was a total nymph. She must have being a sadist or something, as she took pleasure in hitting me and loved to get wet. But dear god, the total bane of my existence was this adult couple that i just COULD NOT seem to avoid. You know those types that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outifts and finish eachother's sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat. A cat twice as annoying as them. That sonnuva bitch would not shut the fuck up.
Like i said, i kept moving from place to place getting in fights with kids my age, and adults time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream. My dream to become a pokemon master.[/QUOTE]
Meanwhile at the copypasta factory...
Extremely old.
Lol, but you got this off 4Chan
Hmmm....[sp]LMAO Text V.1 Randum Storys [/sp]
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Even though this isn't a true story about someones childhopod, i believe we should have a a rule against stupid "messed up" childhood stories.
[QUOTE=Offline;21942910]Add "shit childhood" to the list of bad thread ideas tia[/QUOTE]
is not a "shit childhood" thread but a "I try to be a smugfaggot by coppying something really old and unfunny" thread
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Shut up loser, you'll never become a REAL pokemon master like me, Gary Oak.
What's with the sudden amount of "my childhood is bad", "my family hates me" etc. threads?
[QUOTE=Zeraux;21943853]What's with the sudden amount of "my childhood is bad", "my family hates me" etc. threads?[/QUOTE]
You realise that this story is made up all of pokemon refrences?
So someone with a fucked up childhood somehow has time to play video games
I haven't seen this on 4chan, and I lol'd pretty hard.
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