You talk to them.
And then get them very drunk and they let you put your willy in them.
You act normal. Although, I'm a little rusty, haven't been with one for like five years or so.
Roofies.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape]This[/url]
I don't.
Mostly because I can't.
You go ask them "Hey you wanna go out to a movie some time?".
Remember this is Facepunch you're asking
Edit: Why would Megan Fox need chicks?
[QUOTE=KarlHeinrichMarx;18317241][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape]This[/url][/QUOTE]
Since the 1700s
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Just let them know you like them. Also, don't just stare at them with these eyes from across the room:
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[QUOTE=m0nkey98;18317258]You go ask them "Hey you wanna go out to a movie some time?".[/QUOTE]
Easier said then done.
Or just continue jacking off to anime cartoons.
Chloroform.
The trick is to be more out going, so they notice you. After you get their attention just be yourself, being funny helps.
Also, don't smell like shit or have greasy hair and pimples and fatness also don't help.
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Outgoing as in, just don't be super shy, man up. Talk to them, starting a friendship is a great way to get them to like you.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;18317204]You have to be beautiful like me.[/QUOTE]
You're perhaps the most unattractive person i've ever seen and you resemble more of a caveman than a modern man.
Wait until this thread dies, then go through it and just don't do anything facepunch has mentioned.
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;18317306]Shut up.
You're perhaps the most unattractive person i've ever seen and you resemble more of a caveman then a modern man.[/QUOTE]
A very sexy caveman :smug:
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I play it cool, and always have a lighter and chewing gum on me. If they smoke, give them a light, if they don't, offer them chewing gum. Works pretty often.
Get some rohypnol
You find dumb easy chicks like Megan Fox then take advantage of them :smug:
I'm not the worst looking guy out there but my main downfall is when I get around chicks.. I kinda get really, really, really shy and just stop as if someone had shot my balls off.
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I'll give an honest, thoughtful answer since you seem young and everyone else on facepunch is an asshole.
You become their friend. The "friend zone" is not bad like everyone says, and in fact it's rather necessary.
Be sure to flirt occasionally while being a friend.
Care about them. Give them advice. Etc.
Pop the question when you're comfortable enough around her to ask her out.
I know nice guys always finish last but if you are a nice guy you'll get someone eventually.
Why does Megan Fox need chicks anyways?
Act like an asshole. That always works.
Also make lots of female friends. Not only are chick friends awesome (in my opinion) but the ugly ones have cute friends.
Give everyone a chance. :v:
[QUOTE=Boyblunder;18317404]I'll give an honest, thoughtful answer since you seem young and everyone else on facepunch is an asshole.
You become their friend. The "friend zone" is not bad like everyone says, and in fact it's rather necessary.
Be sure to flirt occasionally while being a friend.
Care about them. Give them advice. Etc.
Pop the question when you're comfortable enough around her to ask her out.
I know nice guys always finish last but if you are a nice guy you'll get someone eventually.[/QUOTE]
The friend zone is practically inescapable, proven scientific fact.
Does the rag smell like chloroform to you?
We buy chickens from the stores
EDIT:
oh wait, wrong chick.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;18317410]Act like an asshole. That always works.[/QUOTE]
For short-term relationships, maybe.
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