This is a tough choice for me. I say Explosive Diarrhea because then I'm not uncomfortable.
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I wonder if this is considered [I]shit posting.[/I]
The explosive d. feels much better.
Constipation. That way I won't have an asshole that's on fire and I won't have to keep running to the bathroom.
Diarrhea.
Funnily enough I was debating this with myself this morning, as I took a dump.
Constipation's the worst, you just feel like shit (hurr) all the time.
I'd rather have explosive diarrhea than serious constipation.
Have had constipation and I usually get it when it's the time of the month so it's really fucking painful.
explosive diarrhea sounds like it would feel more pleasant than the latter.
I dont want to be left with a gaping asshole.
I'd rather have the shits. Just drink a lot of water and you'll be fine. Constipation is horrible. Next to nothing you can do about it.
this isnt funny. my grandfather died of prostate cancer.
So did mine.
Diarrhea makes you loose weight
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;20245639]Diarrhea makes you loose weight[/QUOTE]
Yeah..... water weight.... that you gain back as soon as you rehydrate yourself.
Its funny this thread came up because I have had fucking soup shit all day long. Like so bad my asshole was burning . It was fucking horrible.
I think constipation is the lesser of the two evils, diarrhea is just runny shit and that feels gross.
Explosive diarrhea since it'd be fun/funny to watch.
I'd rather not shit than have to shit every 2 seconds. :colbert:
Not being able to shit is fucking horrendous, I'd rather have explosive Diarrhea any day than have constipation.
Would I rather a rim that is stinging or a rim that is stretched out?
Fuck constipation. Fuck it, fuck it, it is shit, literally, fuck that. I hate it with all my might. Fuck fuck motherfuck
Yea but diarrhoea gives you ring sting.
[I]Explosive Diarrhea[/I]
I say explosive diarrhea because it doesn't hurt, however if you can't get to a toilet it might be better to have constipation.
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