• The pope got my grandparents fired and now they'll die and shit
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I live in Edinburgh, and the pope decided to visit here. I wouldn't have given a flying fuck, but a shitload of roads were closed off because some religious leader dick decided to piss all over the capital city. I had to take an alternate route to school, meaning I got a detention for being late, and my grandparents got to work HOURS later because their route to work was being occupied by the holy voice of our father god. They got fired and now they'll starve and die. The pope killed my grandparents and now all my presents at Christmas will be shit. What's the pope doing in Edinburgh, anyway? Doesn't he have some African people to be misinforming? Or, you know, some deaf children's dreams to be shitting on? Anyway, tl;dr, fuck the pope.
Class action lawsuit.
[QUOTE=starpluck;24863614]Class action lawsuit.[/QUOTE] True that. +1
Third World Countries don't matter to the pope
[QUOTE=starpluck;24863614]Class action lawsuit.[/QUOTE] yeah. why the fuck does the pope get special treatment anyway? most people in scotland are too drunk to go to church, and the ones that aren't are 18 years too young to be.
I guess you could say that your grandparents got a divine intervention.
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[quote=the mighty boatman;24863632]yeah. Why the fuck does the pope get special treatment anyway? Most people in scotland are too drunk to go to church, and the ones that aren't are 18 years too young to be.[/quote] :downs:
And all you care about are your fucking christmas presents? You're a fucking asshole.
[QUOTE=jlj1;24863629]Third World Countries don't matter to the pope[/QUOTE] No, he once went to Africa to tell them that condoms are evil and that by not spreading their delicious AIDs they are annoying god and they'll burn forever in hell (an entirely different hell from the one they're forced to live in with AIDs every day)
I'm joking, you can't do shit to him, no matter what he does. [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=910829[/URL]
Fuck the Pope-lice, fuck the pope-lice.
[QUOTE=ImmortalKombat;24863656]And all you care about are your fucking christmas presents? You're a fucking asshole.[/QUOTE] I fucking love objects more than people, I have Sociopath Disease. mmmmmmm, material gain. stop making fun of my condition you prick.
Hell yeah I love objects aw yes gimme those tables
i was planning on getting a fucking ps3 this year but the pope fucked that up. fuck you, you wrinkly old shitfucker. [editline]07:51PM[/editline] fucking fuck
[QUOTE=jlj1;24863629]Third World Countries don't matter to the pope[/QUOTE] All he cares about is that only priest's sperm rots on the inside of a colon.
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;24863744]All he cares about is that only priest's sperm rots on the inside of a colon.[/QUOTE] a young, deaf colon.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24863731]i was planning on getting a fucking ps3 this year but the pope fucked that up. fuck you, you wrinkly old shitfucker. [editline]07:51PM[/editline] fucking fuck[/QUOTE] dude your grandparents have no more money and they will never earn money because nobody hires old people ps3 isn't important douche
Sue him. Knowing the way society is, you'll probably lose the case, but it will open the eyes of a lot of people and with any luck bring a large amount of the Catholic church to it's senses.
A++ thread. You should go meet the pope personally and explain your issues... Shouldn't be too hard to meet him if you'r under 14, which sounds like your situation.
[QUOTE=Adbor;24863758]dude your grandparents have no more money and they will never earn money because nobody hires old people ps3 isn't important douche[/QUOTE] but i cant fucking play mgs4 don't you fucking know what that means ill never experience the climactic end to this groundbreaking quadrology what about my fucking plight too, you prick.
Assassination. [editline]08:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Adbor;24863758]dude your grandparents have no more money and they will never earn money because nobody hires old people ps3 isn't important douche[/QUOTE] PS3 > Pope
[QUOTE=soderholm13;24863778]Assassination.[/QUOTE] his car is fortified more than a fucking tank, and the only gun i can get is from some unstable welshman who will probably jam it because he fucking hates me because he thinks i'm irish
You've never played MGS4? [url=http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!![/url] c
The pope is just a douchebag because he's never masturbated.
[QUOTE=soderholm13;24863778] PS3 > Pope[/QUOTE] ps3> grandparents
Your grandparents will eat shit after they dies?
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;24863798]The pope is just a douchebag because he's never masturbated.[/QUOTE] the pope is megacyberhitler + satan x antichrist EDIT: to the power of ryu-gi [editline]07:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=B1N4RY!;24863811]Your grandparents will eat shit after they dies?[/QUOTE] my grynda parents wil not be able to buy mexcpensinve christmans presents so i will die and they will hve to eat on fecas.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24863804]ps3> grandparents[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/tick.png[/img_thumb] ..:sigh:
the pope killed my parents and raped my sister
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