Would you rather have ducks instead of feet or cat heads instead of hands?
Go ahead and ask questions about the two options but you must choose one or the other.
[editline]I choose cat heads[/editline]
I don't know how polls work so if it doesn't show up just rate informative for cat heads and useful for ducks as feet.
Also post your reasons for your choice.
I'd choose cat heads because that's way cooler than ducks.
ducks as feet because hands are more useful
[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;42333674]ducks as feet because hands are more useful[/QUOTE]
This came up a lot when I was first asked, but you can still use your cat heads to do what you would normally do, like write or pick up a glass of water etc.
[editline]28th September 2013[/editline]
This isn't up for debate, I am saying that you can in fact do these things with your cat heads. That is the nature of the cat head. You can't disagree! :v:
Duck feet sound warm and comfy.
[QUOTE=reevezy67;42333736]Duck feet sound warm and comfy.[/QUOTE]
That's actually a good one. Never have cold feet again :v: (pun only slightly intended)
I'm surprised there aren't more questions about this though. With duck feet you can actually walk on water, according to the person who asked me the first time. Because they're strong enough to support you on land, they also have the flotation power to take you across a lake or something.
I still choose cat hands.
Duck feet as they are essentially organic rocket boots if they work as advertized.
[QUOTE=Don Knotts;42333748]Duck feet as they are essentially organic rocket boots if they work as advertized.[/QUOTE]
They can't fly. They can maybe flap their wings if you jump or something. But not actually make you fly.
[QUOTE=gerbe1;42333803]They can't fly. They can maybe flap their wings if you jump or something. But not actually make you fly.[/QUOTE]
Oh that sucks.
Still. Duck feet because of warmth and comfort. Plus when the cats get old they would just keep meowing loudly which would be annoying as fuck.
[QUOTE=CtrlAltElite;42333833]Oh that sucks.
Still. Duck feet because of warmth and comfort. Plus when the cats get old they would just keep meowing loudly which would be annoying as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but ducks quacking wouldn't be?
[editline]28th September 2013[/editline]
There is almost universal support for duck feet. This is most peculiar.
Duck feet so every step I take quacks.
BUT CATS FOR HANDS! Personal needle knives for self defence, soft fur for snuggling, more personality than a duck too! Plus looks cooler by far. Imagine wearing a suit with cat heads for hands. The only thing that goes with ducks for feet is like... a yellow raincoat.
Darned Facepunch. At least I am not alone in my support for cat head hands. Thanks unknown second person.
You'd kill the ducks in an excruciating manner as soon as you tried to walk with them.
If they could easily support your weight with your legs and you could tell them where to walk and when to quack... they'd probably be superior to feet.
[I]i was kinda hoping this thread would be one of those ones where you answer the previous poster and then ask the next one[/I]
I had some really warm and cozy duck slippers a few years ago so I would assume it would feel like that, so yes, Duck as feet.
Well there's no way you can masterbate with cat-head hands, so duck feet it is.
[sp]No, a cat is not fine too.[/sp]
[QUOTE=gerbe1;42333860]Yeah but ducks quacking wouldn't be?[/QUOTE]
[i]Shit[/i]
I prefer ducks as feet
Looks like 84% of the Facepunch population prefers to have ducks as feet.
[QUOTE=Cureless;42335732]Well there's no way you can masterbate with cat-head hands, so duck feet it is.
[sp]No, a cat is not fine too.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Buy a fleshlight and use the cat head to bite the fleshlight and then masturbate. Easy.
[editline]29th September 2013[/editline]
Alternatively, you have cat heads for hands, you get [I][B]all[/B][/I] the bitches.
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