• How do I make this skunk leave my yard?
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It stinks. I woke up at 4 AM and saw the sneaky bastard crawling around in my yard.
throw a brick at its head
[QUOTE=mike;21255304]throw a brick at its head[/QUOTE] It'll spray me.
Be faster then the skunk then you wuss.
spray him back
[QUOTE=Jcowscows1;21255415]spray him back[/QUOTE] Agreed
[QUOTE=Jcowscows1;21255415]spray him back[/QUOTE] How?
Pee on him :rimshot:
Shit on it.
throw bricks at it from your window, then you are protected and have the upper hand
Buy a female skunk doll and try to attract the skunk on your lawn that's [b]IF[/b] it's a male.
bullet to the brain
[QUOTE=t-man;21255865]bullet to the brain[/QUOTE] To mine? Sure.
make a REALY LOAD SOUND
Kill it
Walk up to them, pick them up with your hands and walk them to the road or something.
Chase it.
Kill it.
Make a really loud noise outside and the skunk will probably run away.
Have you tried to scare it with loud noises? EDIT: bloody ninjas, scurvy infested bilge rats i say.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVAWLO0mPOY[/url]
[url]http://www.pinesol.com/[/url] Pinesol, we had a skunk living under our cottage. Dump the whole bottle at its little tunnel or where it lives. They hate the smell, badgers also, and it will just leave and find a new home.
invite a furry to lunch. however, i think it'll be more pleasant to have a real skunk
Have anal sex with it.
[QUOTE=Ban Evasion Alt;21263017]Have anal sex with it.[/QUOTE] I dont think so.
Call the [b]Exterminator[/b] then kill him and then have a tea party with the skunk but throw some sleep powder in it.
Go up to it and give it a big hug. The skunk will feel happy and then leave your yard. Or it will spray you.
Set your yard on fire
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/188200whatodor.jpg[/img] Spray it with 'What Odor?' and keep it as a pet.
[QUOTE=Pee;21255361]It'll spray me.[/QUOTE] Use a cinder block instead.
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