• A girl has some text on her shirt. What do you do?
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Do you read it, not caring if she thinks that you are looking at her breasts even though you arent, or resist the urge to read the text?
Well I'll read it so quickly she won't notice I stared at her boobies.
If she asks, tell her you were looking at her boobs.
If they got text on their chest they are asking for people to read it. So it's okay.
Well what's the point in text if you're not to read it?
I just read it anyway. I don't give a damn if she thinks I'm staring at her, if I start staring, it means I'm interested.
ignore the text, stare at tits but scroll your eyes to make it look like you're reading the unimportant letters in front of the all-important tits if confronted, I've prepared a handy flowchart: does she know you? a. No b. Yes if a, pretend english is your second language and say you can't understand it. This allows more time to stare. If b, say you're trying to read it but it's too bright in that room/you're tired/it's all stretched out and illegible. this technique guarantees maximum boob-staring efficiency with minimal potential loss of respect
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Who gives a fuck if you stare at her tits.
I usually grab hold of her tits so that the text won't move around, then I smell the text to understand if it's printed into the shirt or just pressed on. Then I read it thoroughly a couple of times
Is this new? Girls with clothes on? Never seen one.
Brotip: Girls want to catch you looking at them.
Use shades.
I have something similar happen in my gym class, only instead it's her name on the back of her sweat pants. Time and time again I have told her that I like her name, and she still doesn't get it.
pull out my dick
It's weird, I use reverse reverse psychology. I'll say something like "Oh hi I'm just reading your shirt :v: (sarcastic)" and then proceed to stare at their tits, and they laugh because it's a joke, when really, I'm actually staring at their tits. Everybody wins.
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Slam your face against her chest and tell her that you have bad eyesight
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;30131395]Slam your face against her chest and tell her that you have bad eyesight[/QUOTE] Is that how you got that black eye? (Avatar)
Either A. Read it, have a casual enough expression that she knows I'm just reading her shirt or B. Ask her why she has a shirt with text on it.
[QUOTE=Tralisk;30131761]Is that how you got that black eye? (Avatar)[/QUOTE] Yeah, her nipples were too hard and it poked one of my eyes out.
Ask her what the text on her shirt says and instead stare at her chest as she expects you to be reading.
What I do is just stare at their chests and if they ask say I'm a slow reader. [editline]30th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=KingKombat;30131274]It's weird, I use reverse reverse psychology. I'll say something like "Oh hi I'm just reading your shirt :v: (sarcastic)" and then proceed to stare at their tits, and they laugh because it's a joke, when really, I'm actually staring at their tits. Everybody wins.[/QUOTE] Say "I'm just staring at your boobs" in a joking way, and they'll think you're reading their shirt, but you will actually be staring at their boobs.
I'm blind, so I'll have to feel it. [editline]29th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30133025]What I do is just stare at their chests and if they ask say I'm a slow reader. [editline]30th May 2011[/editline] Say "I'm just staring at your boobs" in a joking way, and they'll think you're reading their shirt, but you will actually be staring at their boobs.[/QUOTE] Or just say "I'm staring at your boobs," and depending on what kind of person she is and what relationship you have with her, it'll be chill.
Wear sunglasses
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;30125821]Well I'll read it so quickly she won't notice I stared at her boobies.[/QUOTE] Well I'll look at her boobies so quickly she'll think I was looking at her text
[url]http://www.zazzle.com/rub_me_for_luck_tshirt-235904416100558794[/url] I like when girls wear those because then I have a valid excuse to grope some titties.
80% of the time i don't give a rat's ass about what's on a girls shirt. 15% i use peripheral vision 5% it's a girl I've known for a long time so i can look at those words for as long as i want.
I just read it, I don't give a fuck and honestly if they ask you what you are doing you just say are reading their shirt. Don't be a pussy.
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